Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

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KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY

Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme.

Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu can't run as fast as him. He's a real charmer, that guy.

Text

Sonichu's romantic advances allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, Christiano Ragespeare.

</poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.

You shock me with your electrifying radiance, If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.

Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…

I will run great distances for thee, for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.

Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet?</poem>

Fan videos

Dramatic Reading
Stardate 28 May 2010
Made By manwithoutabody
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos
The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku"

Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | Chris's letter to Cathy Weseluck | Chris's letter to Kelly Sheridan | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters

See Also: Signature