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• Jail Letter - 4 July 2022
  ...ared most of the letter, although some segments haven't been published per Chris's request. Eels wrote a summary of the redacted portion of the letter, whic ==Chris's Letter==
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• Twitter Q&A
  On 25 [[February 2019]], Chris responded to a tweet containing 36 questions. ...Skittles, and Kitty]], the new gender preference of [[Reginald Chandler]], and the fact that he still believes in the [[Dimensional Merge]] happening in t
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• Mailbag 51
  ...did not edit, delete, or reject a single email. This was the last Mailbag Chris would answer before the CWCipedia was taken down by a legal challenge from ...onichu 11|Issue Eleven]] being some sort of insane combination of a reboot and a clip show.
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• Biology
  [[File:Recycle.jpg|thumb|At one point in his life, Chris believed that it was possible to 'recycle' his [[Navy]] by drinking it; whi ...l processes, molecular interactions, physiological mechanisms, development and evolution.
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• Autism Tutorial Extra
  ...ng, and all of Chris's opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris's.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}} ...much unbearable "torment" the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as "Ass Burger" the entire time, [[Jack Thaddeu
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• Jail Letter - 1 June 2022
  ...as received on Helena's behalf by Twitter orbiter @EelsandtheEgman to save Chris the trouble of sending mail internationally to Argentina. ...Mother|incest]] to date, insisting that he never had sex with [[Barbara]] and that his claims of having done so from his [[Incest Call|call with Bella]]
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• Jail Letter - 5 August 2022
  On 5 August 2022, Chris had sent a '''twentieth and final letter''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. ...tters, acknowledging that Jesus Christ spoke [[Wikipedia:Aramaic|Aramaic]] and not the [[Wikipedia:Early Modern English|Early Modern English]] of the [[Wi
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• Cherokian Clan
  ...rokians have heads bigger than their torsos, arms thicker than their legs, and wear Roman-style ceremonial armour at all times.]] ...rvation, yet I think a lot of us Native Americans do live on Reservations.|Chris, [[Regina e-mails]]}}
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• Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2
  ...s Phone Call 2''' is the second phone call between [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Chris]], which occured on 6 [[December 2009]].<ref>Mentions the then-recent uploa ...se]] [[Barbara_Chandler|he]] [[Bob_Chandler|felt]] [[Kimmi|like]], because Chris is too dumb to hang up. Jack also reveals a hypothesis that his mother migh
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• February 2019 social media posts
  ...ments are included and color-coded for reference. Tweets are archived from Chris' new twitter account starting 9 February. The old twitter account can be fo ==Chris Christens the New Account With a Selfie==
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• Jail Letter - 19 January 2022
  ...- 8 January 2022|of letters]]- in response to someone attempting to troll Chris in jail. ''Don't do this.''}} On 19 January 2022, Chris sent an '''eleventh letter from jail''' to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].
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• Jail Letter - 19 September 2021
  ...lly also Jesus Christ, Himself, fully reincarnated and fully reawakened.|[[Chris]], 19 September 2021}} [[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|thumb|right|400px|''And as they were eating, he said, Verily I say unto you, that one of you shall
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• Mailbag 53
  ...ual. Questions like Evan's statement about going to court were outdated as Chris had already killed off Simonla on 13 February. ...first public indicator that Chris [[Direct2sex|values sex over love]], and Chris saying he's an optimist, as though that somehow overrides mathematical proo
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• Jail Letter - 11 May 2022
  ...te [[Jail Saga#Transfer|being in a mental institution]] for over 2 months, Chris is just as crazy as he was before being transferred. ...propositioned him for sex. He also sheds light on Barb's romantic history and reiterates his claims of being Jesus Christ.
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• Guitar Hero
  [[Image:Chrisguitarhero.png|thumb|Chris, as he imagines himself to look.]] [[Image:CWCGitarPlaying.jpg|thumb|Chris, as he is in reality]]
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• David Heilberg
  ...ative engagement with others|Heilberg on Chris<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-lawyer-incest-charge-arrest-mental-health-2021-8</ref>}} ...ommunicates with me. HE's frustrated at Region 10 Doing Absolutely Nothing|Chris on Heilberg<ref>In [[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022‎‎]]</ref>}}
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• Dimensional Merge Announcements
  ...complete, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to After this video, Chris told [[The Captain]] to text Megan, which he did. He posted about it on [[K
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• Mailbag 8
  ...Cipedia]] in the early hours of 2 [[December 2009]], and was answered by [[Chris]] on the same day. ...his Mailbag also contained one particularly offensive piece of fanart that Chris didn't have to censor, as tinypic beat him to it.
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• 04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless
  ..., doesn't realize that he can't be taken seriously if he is wearing a bra. Chris then begins his protest against other men walking around shirtless, stating ...nd that he applies exactly none of the facts he mentions here to his life. And that he talked in a more monotone voice until he was talking about shirtles
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• Kacey Call 23
  *Chris has given up on his job at [[Target]] - he never received a phone call back *[[Chris]] is simply ignoring e-mails based on their subjects.
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