Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging

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Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging is a series of videos uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel beginning on 19 December 2023.

In the videos, Chris acts out a story starring his recently custom painted Sonichu Transformers figures and the PVCC. All of their voices are done by Chris, and they all sound similar, making it difficult to identify which character is speaking at any given time.

All of these videos have the following description:

Featuring Son-Chu and his Autobot Team of Cwcville, Virginia, they go out and search for and deal with the sudden present tense invasion of the Decepticlones of the defunct Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens and who has brought them back.

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Part 1

Magichan visits Son-Chu and team to share his wisdom.


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Son-chu: [Chris' normal voice] "Rollout, have you heard from Bumba Lumba yet?"

Rollout: [Distinguished by a nasally voice] "No. He and [indecipherable] are still out searching for clues. Those Decepticons suddenly reemerging, is quite the conundrum."

[Frame change. Son-Chu turns more towards Rollout]

Son-Chu: "I agree, especially considering those Decepticons have been discharged and discarded of many many years ago when [something]graduon retired and signed that peace treaty back in 2017. [Sigh]

In fact that those poor citizens and those couples in love are suddenly being interrupted."

[Frame change. Now non-still footage. Chris moves the toys by hand]

Rollout: "Yeah... [Groan] Especially considering the [Indecipherable] citizens was definitely bad in the first place. Fries my circuits, you know. [Groans]

Oh, anyway, Sorry for that I got some... I gathered some Intel and it looks like we got a new Decepticon base swarming nearby.

I'll yet... I don't see... too many de- I only see one Decepticon, it's not Megatron."

[Frame change, Son-Chu faces more toward the viewer]

Son-Chu: "Huh... quite curious. Even Megatron would not be stupid to be bothering anybody by who was in love... Love was not one of his many Splendid... things."

[Frame change, now a static image]

Son-Chu: "Even Magichan and his psychic Squadron are... still trying to piece together the motivation... and the source of these soulless bots. They have their spark but they have no- no motivations within them.

No personalities... it's hard to read a mind that's not there."

[Frame change, static, Rollout has hands on hips.]

Rollout: "Whatever crackpot- whatever who they are... is doing this right now... they're worse than Graduon [Indecipherable]"

Son-Chu: "Huh, that's actually funny."

[Frame change, no longer static]

[Entering from stage left is a purple toy]

Purple Toy: [In a high pitched "woman's" voice:] "Son-chu, Rollout, I think I may have figured something out from all this. There's a pattern in what those Decepticlones... have been attacking lately."

[Frame change, static image]

Son-Chu: "Do tell, [Excellena?]."

Excellena: "Well, took a bit of piecing together but I noticed... that they... attacked the Blue Moon Cafe as a heavily sourced... initial Target in the last... attack. And then they... and then they attacked... a forklift

that actually took out- down- brought down- a bunch of forklifts.. Doing a number of dam- and then disabling... whole bunch of the other construction vehicles in the area.

And then there was like this... n- this mention I found in a... recording where someone said... 'I'm going to bring the boom doooown' and they said- and it sounded like she... said that... sing song type of voice."

[Frame change, minor pose changes]

Son-Chu: "Sing song type of voice?"

Excellena: "Yes. I actually remin- reminisceses- to about what happened back in 2018 in the events of... [Trademark Sigh] while I was an idea guy. And the inter-dimensional happenings with our Christ-Chan.

Fortunately, as you know... we were prevented from worst of it thanks to Magi-chan. But outside of that, we still have memories of that from our self-counterparts within tha- within our ah- receptors and memories."

[Frame change, Son-Chu strikes a valiant pose]

Son-Chu: "I'll never forgive those idiots from the 1218 half of our Earth who DARED [Indecipherable] and chronicle me [Ruh-roh] with my head, have been removed and put on the silver platter. [Exasperated sigh]

At least I became a head- Headmaster out of it. Still... those scars LINGER.

[Frame change, static, Rollout puts hand on chest]

Rollout: "Well I right- remember that aswell.. though fortunately I survived... [Chris audibly moves script] apart from the worst of those nightmares."

[Frame change, static, Rollout's hand is down]

Rollout: "Magichan was the one that was able to tell us... some of what happened on those alternate time [Indecipherable] that- that Christ-Chan had been deviated to. But there was one detail that he definitely made sure

It was clear and was put in our Cybertronian logs... the deceptive... evil human... that became a Headmaster herself. That might be her... I can't say for certain."

[Frame change, moving image]

Son-chu: "Well that narrows our search down a bit... find somebody who was actually more- memory-related... and link with our s- self-counterpart from that alternate timeline. We find a Cy- we find a partial Cybertronian...

that actually... does that... might find the individual that's... got these Decepticons out attacking everybody now. [Trademark hmm] If only Magichan had actually... [Indecipherable] us more about that.

But I'm certain he might be able to provide an answer or two later on.

[Weird, possibly unintentional background noise] For now though, we should continue our search. Find out... the footprints of this... cretin that ended these Decepticlones out disrupting love- not only in the state of

Virginia, but at the least throughout the entire United States of America."

[Frame change, enter Magichan suspended on a stick from top of stage]

Magichan: "[In a slightly deeper voice] And when you meditate on that for not too long you are able to find the identity of the individual that is manifesting this within our timeline in-Universe."

Son-Chu:' "Magichan!"

Magichan: "Yes, indeed it is I... of course your- her name... is within the database of the Subatronic network, but it is encrypted as... you all are aware and ofcourse... you... are aware, Rollout.

You shall find her name... reminiscent of that- of the- of the events... of the anime, Sinful Gear... but... it is within the event that was similar to that foam- that particular show... which chronicled...

such musical... events.

Find her... in whatever state of the United States of America she's in. You will find your answers indeed. We shall be in touch, the psychic Squadron and I."

[Magichan exits stage up]

[Frame change]

Son-chu: "Thank you Magichan... yeah... and ofcourse it be... among the sage-ness- the psychic ones that tend to want leave the most direct details and clues... overlooked for us to figure out for ourselves.

Anyway, I'll continue to check computers, I'm certain I'm going to find that detail. [Trademark hmm] I'm wondering if it might be possibly one of the old books."

Excellena: "Oh you mean the comic books that Christ-Chan wrote?"

Son-Chu: "I think so at Excellena, but we'll figure it out shortly enough. Wher- wherever she's doing what... their mo- what their motivations are... it can't be any good."

[Frame change]

[Loud autistic yelling of character off-screen]

Alpha[something]: "AAAAAAAAA...Warriors... [In an old fogey voice] listen to me, young Warriors... there's a lot more to listen- to doolee- to me what meets the eye. The [Indecipherable] pun of that... from the

theme songs... and all that... being... irrelevant... to... the situation at hand."

[Frame change, static image]

Son-Chu: "What sage advice do you have for us today, Alpha[Indecipherable] on and please not- let not- let it be another old individual brain fart... or... paraphrasing that is... misleading or otherwise... awkward."

Alpha[something]: "I'll tell you this... bad wisdom... tale and true... young warriors. You delve into... details... that came from an alternate universal timeline line... you could very well mess up with this timeline...

and yourselves as well. So be careful... when you seek this information... because... it could potentially lead... to [Chris drops voice:]dissemination. [Starts voice again] The insights I get from the cosmos

and the... [Indecipherable] records and everything... and then they escape me... I feel so [Indecipherable]. Psychic powers, eh. Live 'em, love them."

Son-Chu: "We know- we know [Indecipherable] we appreciate Magichan the psychic Squadron."

Alpha[something]: "Oh good, good, good. Do very well in that. it's certainly a lot better than the advice I gave to the old Decepticons years ago... about when the trouble reached the bung hole and the moon... fallen

into a vat of tapioka..."

[Frame change]

Rollout: "And there it is... it just became awkward. And unfortunately, I actually know what that- means."

Excellena: "Yeah you would, [Voice crack] Rollout."

Rollout: "Hey, don't get snipey with me!"

[Frame change]

Alpha[something]: "Well! I' better go get my soup for the kitchen. And... I actually do remember how I helped Optimus Prime, but unfortunately... it escapes my consciousness at the moment. [Autistically loud:] FAREWELL YOOOOOOUUUNNNGGG WARRRRRIOOORRRRSSSS."

[Alpha[something] exits stage left]

Rollout: "Well, I better get back to cracking... that database is not going to crack itself. And that ladybot... or whatever... is not gonna' to get away with this."

[Frame change]

Son-Chu: "Right, you keep up the good work, Excellena... continue your- research In progress. And give yourself a little recharge before you head back out."

Excellena: "Allright, but of course I also wanted to mention that [Indecipherable name] and and Jet have found something back in the West District. So... they'd check in shortly I'd hope. All right...

I'ma get a quick recharge and I'm going to get back on [Indecipherable] about this, [Indecipherable] for quite a long time, Son-Chu."

Son-Chu: "It's a lot of hard work, Excellina. But regardless, you know... it's well worth it... as we all continue to transform and roll out."

Excellena: "Optimus Prime would be so proud of you."

Son-Chu: "Bumblebee is too, you know that.

Excellena: "Yeah."

[Video thankfully ends]


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roll out have you heard from Bubble yet

no Ian Raven are still out searching for

clothes those deceptic clones suddenly

reemerging is quite the

conundrum I agree especially considering

those recipon have been discharged and

discarded of many many years ago when

Wasington gradu and retired and signed

that peace treater back in

2017 in fact that those poor citizens

and those couples in love are suddenly

being interrupted

yeah especially concern PBC citizens was

definitely bad in the first place frze

my circuits you

know anyway Sor for that I got some I

got some Intel and it looks like we got

a new Decepticon base swarming nearby

I'll yet I don't see too many de I only

see one Decepticon it's not

Megatron huh quite curious even Megatron

would not be stupid to be bothering

anybody by who was in

love love was not one of his many

Splendid

things even mag sh and the psychic

Squadron are still trying to piece

together the

motivation and the source of these

soulless Bots they have their spark but

they have no no motivations within them

no personalities it's hard to read a

mind that's not

there whatever

crackpot whatever who they are is doing

this right now they wor and gradual onia

huh that's actually

funny Su you fall out I think I may

figured something out from all this

there's a pattern in what those deceptic

clones have been attacking

lately do tell

Selena well took a bit of piecing

together but I noticed that they

attacked the Blue Moon Cafe as a heavily

sourced initial Target in the last

attack and then they and then they

attacked a forklift that actually took

out brought down a bunch of forklifts St

a number of them and then disabling

whole bunch of the other G Vos in the

area and then there was like this n this

menion I found in a recording where

someone

said I'm going to bring the boom down

and they said and it sound like she said

sing song type of voice sing song type

of voice yes I actually remin reminisces

to about what happened back in 2018 in

the events

of while was an idea guy and a

dimensional happenings with our Christ

champ fortunately as you know we were

prevented from worst of it thanks to

magican but outside of that we still

have memories of that from our self

counterparts within within our receptors

and

memories I'll never forgive those idat

from the 1218 half of our Earth who dare

car and chronical meat with my head have

been removed and put on disable

platter at least I became a head

Headmaster out of it still those scars

linger well I right remember that as

well though fortunately I

survived from the worst of those

nightmares mag CH was one was able to

tell us some of what happened on those

alternate time D that that Christ Chan

have been deviated to but there was one

detail that he definitely made sure it

was clear and was put in our cyberon

logs the deceptive evil human that

became a Headmaster herself that might

be her I can't say for

certain well that narrows our search

down a bit find somebody who was

actually more memory related and link

with our s counterart from that alate

timeline we find a Cy we find a partial

cybertronian that actually does that

might find the individual that's got

these Decepticon out attacking everybody

now if only mag Chan actually like us

more about that but I'm certain he might

be able to provide an answer to later on

for now though we should continue our

search find out the footprints of this

creedon that sended these deceptic

clones without disrupting love not only

in the state of Virginia but at the

least throughout the entire United

States of

America and when you meditate on that

for not too long you are able to find

the identity of the individual that is

manifesting this within our timeline in

Universe magic Chan yes indeed it is I

of course your her name is within the

database of the sub network but is

encrypted as you all are aware and of

course you are where roll out you shall

find her name reminiscent of that the of

the events of the anime sinful gear but

is within the event that was similar to

that from that particular show which

chronicled such musical

events find her in whatever state of the

United States of America she's in you

will find your answers indeed we shall

be into touch the psychic Squadron and

I thank you bad CH yeah of course it be

among the sage the psychic ones that

tend to want leave the most direct

details and clues of for us to figure

out for ourselves anyway I could a check

appears I'm certain I'm going to find

that

detail I'm wondering if it might be in

possibly one of the old

books oh you me the comp a CH

I think so at Selena but we'll figure it

out shortly enough whever she's doing

what their MO what their motivations are

it can't be any

good

Warriors listen to me Young Warriors

there's a lot more to L to LLY what

meats the eye the thetic pun of that

from the theme songs and all that being

irrelevant to the situation at

hand what stage advice do you have for

us today on for tri on and please not

let not let it be another old individual

brain fart or paraphrasing that is

misleading or otherwise

awkward I'll tell you this B wisdom T

and true young oros you delve into

details that came from an ultra

Universal timeline line you could very

well mess up with this timeline and

yourselves as well so be careful when

you seek this information because it

could potentially lead to

dissemination the inserts I get from the

cosmos and AIC records and everything

and then they escape me I feel so me to

Blind night now py

Powers love them love

them we know we know have a try we appre

magican the psychic Squadron oh good

good good do very well in that it's

certainly a lot better than the advice I

gave to the old seticons years ago about

when the turle reached the bug hole and

the moon fallen into a v

OFA and there it is it just became

awkward and unfortunately I actually

know what that

means yeah you would roll out hey don't

get snipy with me

well I about go get my soup for the

kitchen and I actually do remember how I

HED Optimus Prime but

unfortunately it escapes my conscious in

a moment farewell

y oh

your well I BR get back to cracking that

datab base is not going to crack itself

and that ladybot or whatever is not

going to get away with this

right you keep up the good work at

Selena continue your research in

progress I give yourself a little

recharge before you head back out all

right but of course I also want to

mention that armat and and Jet have

found something back in the West

District so don't check in shortly I

hope all right I'm get quick recharge

and I'm going to get back on SC but

just I got to hold ter for quite a long

time son

you it's a lot of hard work exelina

but regardless you know it's well worth

it as we all continue to transform and

roll

out Prim be so proud of you Bumblebee

Bumblebee is too you know that

yeah

Part 2

Part 2 includes a battle scene with some basic stop-motion effects. Chris's arm is briefly visible at 0:13.

Prowler: "Someone else is running the strings"


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[Using a greenscreen, Chris has the toys come into and out of a static city background]

[A bad-guy comes into view from stage right]

[Yelling, he hits a revealed Blue good-guy on the arm with his weapon]

[With Chris providing "Pew" noises, the bad-guy toy (using basic stop-motion) shoots the good-guy toy]

[The good-guy deflects these projectiles, with Chris providing "Dunk!" noises]

[The good-guy fights back and wins]

Good guy: "I think that's the last of 'em. Jet, [to a sentient weapon in his hand] you transform and go seek out- see for any more of those deceptic clones. FLY!"

Jet: "[Transforming Eh noises] Weeeeee."

Good guy: "Phew. Never a boring day in CWCville. Oh, Proweller. [Proweller enters from stage left]"

Prowler: "Oh, I took care of all of the Decepti-clones in my part of CWCville. And p-perimeters outside- city- are... seem to be very clear... of any more of them cretins."

Good-guy: "Confound these decepti-clones- of PVC citizens. Don't they ever stop even WHEN... Mary Lee Walsh and Graduon had retired...?"

Prowler: "Somebody else is running the strings... [Indecipherable mumbling] we're trying to figure out what that is. At least we're on the case."

Good-guy: "Right. I sent Jet out to go... scout for some more. P[Indecipherable] that's the last of them for now."

Prowler: "For now. If not... other day..."

Good-guy: "[Deep sigh] Better check in with base. [Arm-something] to- b-b-base [Possibly Bumba-lumba base]. [Arm-something] to bo-bot base. We have cleared the city... of all the- of many of those scoundrel-ass vessels... tractors... and [Indecipherable] as possible. I just took down the last one in my sector. Prowler has confirmed that the perimeter is clear for now.

[Scene changes to Son-Chu and Excellena back at b-b-base]

Son-chu: "We read you loud and clear, [Arm-something (Good-guy)] Excellena and I are getting ready to head out to go scan [Higher-something]. We will meet you and Prowler in Richmond at 0700. See ya'll later.

Bumba-lumba does not- to auto-bot base is [Indecipherable], Bumba-lumba base to autobot base is [Indecipherable], do you copy me, Sonichu? Anybody over there."

Sonichu: "Bumba-lumba this is Sonichu. What's your status?"

Son-Chu: "I believe we have found our culprit. We're gonna- Raven and I are scan the- troop... right now."

Sonichu: "Who do you see?"

Son-Chu: "[Indecipherable] still get the details. Raven do you see anything?"

Raven: [In a high pitched voice/childish voice:] [Possibly off-screen or Excellena by mistake] "I think so... I see this pumpkin [Indecipherable] she's separated from her body.. she's talking to some smack with his robot.. I think- for radio. Oh wait! There's a racecar- come in. What the hell's going on over there? The racecar transformed... hm, ok, who's this thing? She looks like a real [Indecipherable]!"

Sonichu: "[Sighs] Give us your status as soon as you can, Bumba-lumba. We'll see you in Richmond."

Someone, most likely Son-Chu: "Alright, we'll see ya'll later."

[Video abruptly ends]


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[Music]

I think that's the last of them jet you

transform and go see got to see for any

more of those deceptic clones

fly pH never a boring day and quick fil

oh

Prowler I took care of all sub clones of

my part a quick Phil and perimeters

outside City are seem to be very clear

of any more of them cretans confound

these deceptic clones of PVC citizens

don't they ever stop even when Mary wash

and graduan had retired somebody else is

running the strings cat we're trying to

figure out what that is at least we're

on the case right sent jet out to go out

for some more prly that's the last one

for now for now if not on another

day shing with face armor to by base

armored to B by base we have cleared the

city of all many of those sced vessels

tractors and punish SLS possible I just

looked down the last one in my set there

PR has confirm that the perimeter is

clear for now the VIS I'm clear arat

let's see and I are get ready to head

out to go Scout

hin we will meet you in Prowler en

richment at

0700 see y'all later Bumble Lum Bas

tellr Bumble to Bas tellr do you copy me

anybody over there Bumble this is Sonu

what's your status I believe we have

found our culprit we're going to Raven

and I scan the troop right now who do

you

see R still get the details R do you see

anything I think so I see this pumpkin

she's try separate from her body they

talking to some smack with this robot I

think from Radio oh wait there's a race

car come in what the hell's going on

over

there the race car transform okay who's

this thing she like real

[Music]

bad

give us your stash as soon as you can

Bubba LBA we'll see you in Richmond all

right see y'all later

Part 3

Can't even take a screenshot, yet still edits the video. We all know how that always ends up...

Chris claimed he personally edited the video.[1]

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well at least Raven's up in the dust

right now at least I'm able to blend in

although I'm going to comment just in

this parking lot alone they really do

have quite the vehicle choice to go for

for their punish slabs anyway Bumble

Lumber all about basis T Bumble all

about basis T Sonu is anybody there

over I believe we have found our culprit

R and I are Scout The Troop right

now Raven is still getting the details

Raven do you see

anything I think so I see this b g

separated from her B talking to some

spack with this robot I think did the

radio oh wait there's a race car coming

in but was going on over

there the race car transformed okay

what's this thing she looks like a real

[ __ ] dark scream in this group of

cracklers are honorable way to the city

of Richmond and it was a real fun thing

out racing all those S of Roose juice I

had really fear to get away they're a

lot faster than me I'd say it was from

old age but even psyo would agree that

that was not the case damn it Crasher

your timing is impeccable I was putting

the finishing touches of my newest Tech

don't give me the upper Edge in the

battle against all the Chris CH and all

the Sonic Che and roast Sho and even the

magic Chan the mercy first thing is for

Real nuisance well to let me interrupt

your fun puny half human half

bot Le some of the orders not to bring

this place down crushing

[Laughter]

down as much as I would love to but I

wouldn't want to go against psychos and

Megatron's orders right now yeah yeah

you better not all right let just put

the finishing touches right here and

there ah yes

perfect okay good now I just hop back

onto my trans

sector oh yes that's much better now

with this upgrade I'll be able to go

against such God level foes as that

freaking Christ

Chan that really infuriates me so you

told over time and time time and time

again as if I don't stop on your foot

before you tell it again oh the many

times I tell it the better you know my

motivations

Crasher I you know Crasher back in 2017

and 18 we all H that Steven Boyd and I

we almost had that Christ CH in our

clutches at least we were able to take a

whole mess of money from that bit the

plan of not only War warping Christ

Chan's mind but also doing some massive

damage into the Multiverse and the

entire city of quickfield to boot would

have been successful had it not been for

the intrusion of such meddling

individuals such as that retired US Navy

pilot but I swore in my allegiance with

not only Cobra Commander and all the

satans and demons and devils and

everything upon me and everything that

is robotic and good within us that is

bad for them but of course boyed and

Wilds just wanted too much and of course

with their treachery and their deceit I

did not succeed as I had wanted to and

with my alliances with Monica and that

simple gear girl that wanted to take

down the moon I would have really taking

it down for good and sure and really

wreck this entire plan hey watch where

you're going you manling do yeah I'm

just doing fine and Dy how are you doing

BOS

lady and

Crusher you chipped over my

[Music]

foot lady boss

ma'am and with Megatron appreci given us

more and more of these troops and

resources it is still greatly appreciate

whato but

still I never would have joined the

freaking

Decepticons had that Christ CH never

made me go through with the full robotic

metamorphosis I did identify as a robot

but not as a Transformer godam maybe a

freaking pickup truck of all things oh

well I suppose it is what it is but now

I got all these resources and goods and

I'm able to get things back in order

Crusher

Now we move on to the next step of our

plan in progress right

now as we speak Megatron ought to be com

me

shortly and that rap P never record me

whatsoever yeah the bosses tend to be

quite the bu

kills hey fun is fun

[Laughter]

right come here mototo this is Megatron

ah speak of the scrap metal what is it

Megatron we're here importing more

Energon into your factory as we speak my

troops are on their way with the Enon

Cubes but I am seeing that your forces

are faltering with need be for if you

want want to achieve your goal in over

Conquering the

Multiverse then you know as well as I do

that all our foes need to be dealt with

including my foes Optimus Prime and the

autobot have to align themselves with

those little yellow and pink rats that

run all over the place but it is what it

is I suppose for we are achieving our

Victory with the increased speed in our

forces and the abilities of increases

that we have personally put in to at

least the three that survived their past

incarnations within walshes graduan rule

such like a Dayo and lack of care and

love

nonsense hey M What wave I got all your

burritos out of the oven fresh out of

the oven not now wave oh but you going

have have a waste if you don't eat them

now they're really really spicy just as

you like them old bucket head and

they're filled to the bucket bucket head

bucket head Mak bucket head get out of

here

wave but rest assured

Makoto we shall win and we shall conquer

your rule and my rule and the rule of

all us that are evil and right within

our own

might

or so you say Buckhead shut up

wave right you are Megatron as it should

be and we're those that have passed in

the

failed anyway my troops overpowering not

only quick fail but also the entirety

state of Virginia if they haven't

faltered so much with in that city as it

were

Makoto what was that Crasher oh is it

states

yeah they Lally out Spar us and they

stopped all over us they crushed all the

P slabs said the as face we sent in

after them not

again those freaking rat

bastards boss scrap

face what the hell happened to you well

Makoto boss bam we made it to 128 half

of the earth and we talked and took

pictures and videos of Christ Chan

herself all over the place but then she

noticed us and all the others of the of

the trolls online that were following

her in the process so first to say she

yelled at us I got really really bad she

involed a whole mess of her psychic

powers and magic and whatever dismantled

the three of us and dispel with all

those just he those pely

humans that did but at least she was

merciful look she put us back together

I'll be a little bit botched up I can't

even tell if this here is supposed to be

my weapon or not and I'm it's not even

working anyway I'm using as a freaking

walking

stick but at least I still function and

she allowed us to

live at at least as decent enough from

somebody as God level as Christ Chan

Prime

herself and all the footage we took of

her and all the data we gathered of her

totally wiped for our Central processors

and memory units all we remember is just

the outcome and where we ended up

at the other two of my team the

refractor and the scrap face they are

they're in the repay

Bay and briefway we'll be we should be

up and running shortly enough but I'll

tell you this much I mean you know it

too well

boss R Chan is a real

pow

such good help is so hard to find these

days as you know very well

Crasher well least should not pushing my

head

off yeah anyway our plan goes continue

on as far as the portals is being

overpowered as it is continue on as you

will Crusher right I'm going to go get

some slick upgrades and I'm going to

outspeed those yellow and pink red rats

[Laughter]

everywhere right man this quy

Moto she loed that bot's head off bum

are you getting no this yeah I'm getting

no this raven better keep we better keep

scouting right all right hang on I'm get

to transmission from another part of

building I'll be in touch all right damn

it we're getting our asses handed to us

yeah that's a lot more to get said for

some oh definitely so especially for me

and my big gun you're always going out

with your big gun Sav well as you as you

know pun left my old friend we have been

misled by Walsh and graduan for two long

and since we became sentient with

agatron upgrades I've been a we've been

able to do a lot more for ourselves and

I've been figuring things out for myself

as it has been for between our three of

us and Only We Three got the upgrades

some more so than others was that

supposed to be a big joke I co you guys

especially considering we managed to get

away with more than what we do I mean

look at the savs that we're

manufacturing and put and Shing out

nowadays they have these Bey tiny little

sh sit shot scrap Shooters and when a

bunch of us used to have those big guns

like I had but look at this big Beauty

still turning out the massive big blast

as it were back in the mid 2000s I swear

they're not making them as good as they

used to but hey at least one of us has

to lead the savs it still doesn't give

you ex the excuse to be all wielding

your big guns like you're so high and

mighty above us I mean I'm stronger than

you we punish Slavs came first you

punish Slavs may may have come first but

we CED rors can actually fly unlike the

both of you you're both stuck on the

ground we are higher and mighty than

both of you you both can't even compare

it to us and yet my troops are faltering

like common house flies besides slav we

were all going to be be working together

you were going to upgrade to be a

combiner what made you freaking chicken

out of that I didn't want to have a

combiner L messing with my mechanism and

that was not a cheap gimmick I was going

to let my neck be thrown off of it

lopped over for in any wrecked case in

event and yes for some of us it actually

worked out for the better tell that just

why you're at it you freaking s oh you

want to tell me that to my face pun you

bring it bring

it that's three if you could now if you

know what's good for you you keep your

boats and bits together get your FS back

into the gear and good going or else

I'll deep fry your little butts and

serve them to you for lunch as well as

your underlings before you and the only

thing I'll leave of you to put behind it

which is your

heads yes

Makoto boss lady well you heard the boss

lady we our next line of troops in order

so we can be ready for the next attack

on quickfill and prly this time we will

be able to outwit and outspeed all those

puny electric Hedgehog

Pokemon and their Chris Chan and that

Crystal and all those [ __ ] things and

everybody from about that Multiverse or

whatever 1 half hour

later m hi it P to the midal we got to

go now right Raven start up the engines

and we're rolling on out of

here and let's make it to the others of

Richmond if you end up losing the script

to uhoh yeah I don't think the incoming

party is all too welcoming bumba

[Music]

lumba oh man that was way too close ex

Stingers your low a hunk a punish SL and

scrap now's our chance but it bum

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