User:Acrylicpaint

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I have been a fan of Chris since 2009.

My name

My user name comes from Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008. When admonishing Jimmy Hill's knockoff Sonichu merchandise for its low quality, Chris comments that he could make a better action figure "...with acrylic paint, even! So simple, and so crappy." The distinct, singsongy, rhythmic way Chris says these words left a large impression on me, and it has become one of my favorite CWC quotes.

Acrylic PAINT! is also one of the two substances needed to create a TRUE and HONEST official Sonichu medallion, the other being CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC.

Userboxes

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Christian cross Christian
This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.
American Flag Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!
Straight STRAIGHT
This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.
Chris Acting Black White
This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.
A JERK JERK
This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.
Observer Observer
This user is taking it Easy. He/She has followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.
Sigmund Freud Armchair Psychologist
This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is nothing more than a retard.
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Clyde Clyde Cash
This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.
Vivian Vivian Gee
This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.
Jack Alec Benson Leary
This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.
Liquid Liquid Chris
This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.
Evan Evan
This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick.
Jack Jack Thaddeus
This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.
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2008 Misses Old Chris
This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this depressing.
PS2logo.png PS2
This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.
Wii Wii
This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.
Kimmi Weeaboo
This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu.
この人はおたくだので、アニメクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。
Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut.
BLANK Pedofork
This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks.
Naïve Naïve
This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.