User:FromtheWordsofBR

A frequently duressed Minnesotan 14-year-old who's been beating an apparent dead horse since summer 2014 (according to YouChew) and spends most of his time editing here and playing vidya on his laptop. He makes sure grammar is fixed and that new info about Chris is present. He also makes YouTube Poops, too and is quite possibly the biggest fanboy of The Mysterious Mr. Enter that has ever existed.

Grammar Nazi This user edits the CWCki to exterminate all typos and grammatical errors. HEIL GRAMMAR!

Asexual This user is asexual. They don't want or need to be "cured", thank you very much.

STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos.

Catholic This user is Roman Catholic and is not amused by the Cafeteria Catholicism of certain members.

Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior.

Ass Burger This user has Asperger's Syndrome and tries to take the Shine and Limelight away from True Autistics.

High-Functioning Autistic This user has high-functioning autism, and therefore receives lots of stress from their gosh darn Mental Block.

Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu.

BlueSpike This user is a BlueSpike fan, and takes delight in Christian's pain.

Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts.

Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot.

Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants.

White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing.

Troper This user would edit the CWCki, but is too busy browsing TV Tropes.

PS2 This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos.

Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud!

Rigist This user is a Rigist and believes that everyone is WINNER until proven otherwise.

Transcriber This user transcribes videos, and has no doubt become insane from regular exposure to Chris's fail.

Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase.

Ham This user is a HUMONGOUS HAM and enjoys the fine art of MELODRAMA!

Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.

JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls.

Man in the Pickle Suit This user commends the Man in the Pickle Suit for tricking Chris yet again.

Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.

He fails at posting on Kiwi Farms ANYTIME he's on said website. First, he attempted to make a thread about Chris's account on Reddit which later turned out to be fake. Then, he attempted to make a thread about Commercials I Hate, a website that he thought was full of lolcows (because that website has death threats galore) but later turned out not to be. (And no, nobody upset him on there--he simply grew tired of it and abandoned it.) If ever the thread becomes littered with trollish messages, you can tell him in his talk section.