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I'd love it if you made a video where you strapped some pillows under your shirt, or some other kind of weight, and showed yourself enduring the stress of pregnancy. It would be such a romantic gesture!
Jackie[1]

Pregnant Act is a creepy video Chris uploaded on 18 October 2010. The scene begins with what amounts to a biologically impossible (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably Jackie's egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own navy. The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the plush breasts.

Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back, futilely attempting to right himself. Next comes the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a teddy bear onto his knees.

Finally, Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his sports bra, while he forces the bear to suckle from his teat. The "newborn baby" then says its first words.

An high school essay in which Chris wrote about how it would feel to be pregnant

Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after.

The video was inspired by the supposed travails of Jackie's aunt and uncle.[2] It is also perhaps coincidental that a 2015 episode of Family Guy entitled "Stewie is Enceinte" is about Stewie injecting himself with Brian's DNA, getting pregnant and giving birth through all his orifices to bizarre half-human half-dog hybrids, despite the fact that he is a baby.

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I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female!

Transcript

Artist's rendition

Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! The egg came out of her, and got into me! When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [camera fumbling then jump cut]

Hm. Ugh. Goodness it's difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [camera fumbling] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [mumbling] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [grunts, then jump cut]

Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [grunts, strains, and mumbles] Must watch breath... one two three! [gasps] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [throws a stuffed bear onto lap] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female! Goodness... wow. [jump cut]

It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"] Ha! First w-her first words! We love you too!

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Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after. Now with improved lighting, and a more detailed explanation. And more creepiness, too.

Pregnant Act
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Little baby's drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya?

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Oh my goodness me look at this I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my dick and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months.

Engh man I’m gonna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think it’s coming out the butt…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA!

Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby... girl bear! [Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breasts] You- no- little baby's drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.

[an electronic toy says "I-I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"] Hmm...

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Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

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