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[[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christiano Ragespeare]].]] | [[Image:Sonichu's Ode.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu's [[Chris and sex|romantic advances]] allude to the famous verse of the great sonnetist, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christiano Ragespeare]].]] | ||
<poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, | </poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, | ||
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes. | though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes. | ||
Revision as of 10:33, 11 June 2010
KISSING DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY
Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme.
Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu can't run as fast as him. He's a real charmer, that guy.
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</poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.
You shock me with your electrifying radiance, If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.
Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…
I will run great distances for thee, for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.
Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet?</poem>
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