Difference between revisions of "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu"
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<poem>Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, | |||
though a '''Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes'''. | |||
You shock me with your electrifying radiance, | |||
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance. | |||
I | Speed makes no difference, though''' you are slower than I''', | ||
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh… | |||
Rosey,''' as often as birds tweet''', | I will run great distances for thee, | ||
will you be my lovely heartsweet? < | for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee. | ||
Rosey,''' as often as birds tweet''', | |||
will you be my lovely heartsweet?</poem> | |||
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[[Category:Poetry]] | [[Category:Poetry]] | ||
Revision as of 15:07, 9 July 2009
KISSING DOESNT WORK THAT WAY
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Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme. The most fail things are in bold.
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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.
You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.
Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…
I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.
Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?