User:Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11

This is a scratchpad for a work in progress. I'm currently a minor contributor but do not personally know the main artist its writers, or other contributors.

Everyone coming from the Asperpedia, discuss more ideas on the talk page. I guess we can keep using it and archiving every so often.

Note to self: upload this under new name "Sonichu Remastered" provided the title won't change again.

OKAY NOW FOR THE ARTICLE ITSELF

In the wake of the April 24th CWCipedia vandalizations, some forummers on Asperpedia decided that the version of Sonichu 11 was good, but they could do better. Much better, in fact, as the whole premise behind their new project would be to ultimately reshape the Sonichu continuity into a respectable, enjoyable comic.

“	when i showed sonichu to a friend, he said that the idea and the story werent' bad, its was just that...well its just chris's fault.	”
babaganush

“	Sonichu is both figuratively and literally Chris's child, and if we could prove to be better parents than Chris, that could destroy him	”
what_are_omnoms

Collaberation on the new Sonichu 11 began on the now-defunct Asperpedia forums on April 27th; shortly thereafter, users were already brainstorming ideas for a reimagined Sonichu. The basic premise is that all previous Sonichu comics are to be considered cannon, but the new comic would add a significant twist: The Idiot Ball.

This magical plot device, borrowed from TV Tropes, is what causes the Sonichu characters to be the Naive jerks that they are. When Count Plot Cohesion deactivates it, the characters are freed from its effects and come to terms with the various atrocities they have committed, reevaluate their past relationships, and begin to search themselves for personalities that they previously were sorely lacking. The majority of the couples break up; at this point it is suggested that a few couples might be created that mess with Chris's original matchmaking. Furthermore, they see Chris for the lunatic that he is, and depose him.

The biggest kicker is that it will include the deposed mayor getting revenge on the traitorous mutineers by - what else? - drawing revenge fantasy comics, just like IRL! So effectively the troll comic retcons all future Sonichu comics as being mere slander and butthurt.

The difficult part was creating genuine personalities, where the original characters had none, in a convincing and coherent way. One suggestion followed on popular troll theory that Bubbles is a ditzy airhead. After being liberated from the idiot ball, she is confirmed to have a low IQ, but decides to go to Law School anyway to improve herself and help undo the damage of the mayor's kangaroo courts. She will also be campaigning to repeal all of CWCville's draconian laws, including anti-homo laws.

Sub-episodes will focus on minor characters, and definitely NOT on Chris.

Other suggested plot points:

• Angelica has a crisis of faith after learning about Abstinence and the commandment "Thou shalt not kill".
• Reginald Sneasel molests and almost rapes Layla, permanently scaring her and is stopped by Punchy.
• Punchy becomes a vigilante; in a city where Chus are above the law, it takes a Chu to stop a Chu.
• Magi-Chan comes out of the closet. Might also go mad with power.
• Blake rejoins Naitsirhc at Team Rocket and continue catching pokemon.
• Wild and Simonchu fight each other, though eventually Wild discovers what really happened to Simonla.
• Chloe Rosechu decides to become a firefighter in memory of her deceased owner Pandahalo. BlazeBob Sonichu, however, becomes a pyromaniac, and the two split off.
• Sandy needs help, she is sent to get professional help/Lives with her uncle Simonchu
• Blanca and Jiggliami were agents from the PVCC; Chris killed the former and imprisoned the latter. Jiggliami resurfaces at Chris's trial as a witness,
• Darkbind discovers that RuleCWC was an illusion created by the Idiot Ball.
• Silvana keeps her pickle.
• Sonichu and Rosechu divorce, but realize they've been neglectful parents and give their children all the love wild showed sandy (excepting the whole torture bit, of course).
• Patti-chan goes full-on zombie and eats people's souls. Vigilantes Punchy and Darkbind need to decide whether to put her down or try to rescue her from her fate.
• Christine at first starts out as a brat and rubs her "specialness" in Cerah's face, but later learns who her true father is.
• Cerah becomes depressed and runs away, but Rosechu realizes her mistake and goes looking after her.
• Robbie ends up as slow-in-the-mind with a speech impediment. Sound familiar?
• Megagi retires the pompoms and returns to her old butch self.