Craigslist

...Of course he's watching Family Guy.

Craigslist is a website where users can conduct business with others. Since its inception, Craigslist has been very useful in the act of selling goods, job hunting, providing services to others, and in many cases simply helping people trying to get some action from local hookers.

Chris and Craigslist

Personal ads

In May of 2009, Chris posted a Craigslist ad saying that he wants a 18 to 27 year-old boyfriend-free girl who is not black. Chris's racism got his ad promptly flagged and removed from the site.

While being blackmailed by Jack Thaddeus in the summer of 2009, Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him.

Son-Chu

On 2 August 2009, a troll posted Chris's '94 Ford Escort for sale on Craigslist as part of a prank. Seven months later, a trio of BEST FRIENDS FOREVER contacted Chris, expressing interest in purchasing his car and offering their HEXBoxes to sweeten the deal.

Other fake ads

On many other occasions, trolls have put up fake Craigslist ads directing would-be buyers of one item or another to 14 Branchland Court. Chris responded to one such incident in his video of 14 November 2009, in which he also attempted to contact the operators of the website.

Power Ranger toys

In a chat with Jackie in October 2010, he told her he tried to sell some open Power Rangers toys, hoping to get $20-$50 for them, even though she showed him an eBay auction where one sold for $5.50.^[1]

Television

In October of 2011, Chris put up a listing for a rather old, crappy television that was presumably owned by his late father, accompanied by some God-awful, low-quality images of it. Although brief, the listing is practically oozing of Chris clichés such as poor grasping of capitalization skills, no concept of how much things cost (for reference, the $250 asking price would easily get you a modern 32-inch HDTV from a major retailer like Best Buy), and unnecessary spewing of generic business jargon. It should be noted that the television was manufactured in August 1999 - the same month when Chris started to become infatuated with Pokémon.


Panasonic 32-Inch CT-32G34A Color Television - $250 (Ruckersville, VA) Date: 2011-10-18, 5:09AM EDT This Panasonic Television has a 32-inch color screen, it gives great display, it comes complete with its matching Remote Control, and it is in excellent working condition. It is quite the classic optimal television to watch sporting events, movies, television shows and more on. This type of television defined SUPER BOWL SUNDAY, as well as Thanksgiving Football Watching! Excellent Satisfaction Guaranteed. For further info, or to schedule purchase and pick-up, please call me at 434-760-0848. CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE. Thank You and Have a Good Day.

Details

Model # - CT-32G34A
Chassis # - RP331
Serial # - MD92210277
Power Consumption - 120V
Date Manufactured - August 1999
Assembled in Mexico

Used Porn

On 16 December 2013, Chris posted an ad to Craigslist trying to sell his collection of fifty-six used porn DVDs for $1,000.^[2] A troll on the CWCki Forums replied to the ad and confirmed it was Chris.^[3] Chris apparently had no idea that he would be hard pressed to give away used porn, much less sell it for $1,000.

Son-Chu II

On 21 September 2014, Chris listed an ad to Craigslist for his Cadillac Seville. Although first thought to be by a ween, it was eventually confirmed to be Chris on the CWCki forums.

Riding lawn tractor

19 December 2016

Used Craftaman YT3000 gas powered riding lawn tractor - $595 (Ruckersville, VA)


Used to mow our lawn a few times and gently used. It rides good and powers on well. For more details, call Barbara Chandler at (434)-760-0232 make / manufacturer: Craftsman model name / number: 917.288513

Nine images were uploaded and can be seen in the Pictures gallery below.

The listing was taken down on 22 December. A Kiwi Farms user named UncleLarry registered to the site and gave the following account^[4]^[5]:


The mower is no longer for sale. I called yesterday and picked up the mower today. She asked me a bunch of personal questions for some odd reason, such as " what is your address". When I got there Barb did everything she could to stop me from testing it mumbling " it works fine $550 is a good price", and it didn't start at all, so I offered $120 and Barb immediately accepted it and went inside, and she didn't even help me haul it into my trailer. Chris did not come out. I also informed Barb that i was aware of the vast amount of toys and games Chris has, and that she should take them and pawn them to pay her debts. She said " that stuff wouldn't sell", but I told her that there's a huge market for Legos and retro games and newer games could get her thousands of dollars. Expect a begging video when Barb pawns Chris's toys. Update- I will probably paint it yellow and name it Son-chu 2. I'll upload pics when I get off work. she said she was going to call the pawn shop and ask about it, I told her that the old nes and Super Nintendo games cold fork up to $20 a peice. Knowing the pawn shops, they will probably give her half what it's all worth. But to Barb that's still money.

Pictures

Pictures
A classic, optimal show to suit a classic, optimal television. Bad photography at work. Even worse photography at work. Chris's collection of used porn. Some of the titles of porn he was selling. Even more porn. Porn on the inside. Damn, Chris has a lot of porn! Lawnmower