Man in the Pickle Suit
| “ | The Pickle Man tricked me again. | ” |
| Christian Weston Chandler[1] | ||
| Trolls | |
|---|---|
| File:Ze Pickleman.jpg | |
| Man in the Pickle Suit | |
| Date of Birth | N/A |
| Gender | N/A |
| Race | White Black Jew |
| Occupation(s)
Internet troll | |
The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.
Chris actually believes this is a real person. Since he also believes said Negro is after him and behind all the recent trollings, basically everyone can become the Pickle Man. As such, the Man in the Pickle Suit has now become the figure as whom most trolls anonymize.
Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his shitty comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun". A gun. Shaped like a pickle. That shot pickles. He never manages to actually hit Chris with it, so there's no way to tell how much damage a fucking pickle would actually do.[4]
Origin
Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.
| “ | I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know. | ” |
| Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview | ||
The Jew in the Pickle Suit
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.
The Pickle Man today
Rumor says that the Man in the Pickle Suit now leads a calm and relaxing life in the nude beaches of Molvanîa, where he and the Molvanîan people exchange ways to troll Chris.
However, in October 2009, the MIPS established a YouTube account[5] that suggests he has come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild.
Selected videos
- 11 September 2008: Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008 - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
- 21 October 2008: Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008 - Chris crashes into slumber after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with Blanca.
- 17 March 2010: Chris Drops the N-Bomb - Chris accuses Surfshack Tito of being a "pickle-suited nigger".
Gallery
One artist's depiction of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
The Man in the Pickle Suit looking awesome.
That's no suit, Chris.
He is real. Very real.
Despite including this warning, in which he suspected the user of being the Man in the Pickle Suit, he sent this user pictures of him in his mother's underwear and bra. IN THE SAME EMAIL.
The Man in the Pickle Suit is an ancient title passed on from one troll to another. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Geoffrey Weston the Feeble Minded (a possible early ancestor to Daniel Weston) is tricked by "The Man Donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit".
The weeaboo version of the Man in the Pickle Suit.
WHO IS THE CUCUMBER MAN?
MPS looking great, as usual.
