User:Acrylicpaint

I have been a fan of Chris since 2009.

My name

My user name comes from Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008. When admonishing Jimmy Hill's knockoff Sonichu merchandise for its low quality, Chris comments that he could make a better action figure "...with acrylic paint, even! So simple, and so crappy." The distinct, singsongy, rhythmic way Chris says these words left a large impression on me, and has become one of my favorite CWC quotes.

Acrylic PAINT! is also one of the two substances needed to create a TRUE and HONEST official Sonichu medallion, the other being CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC.

Userboxes

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Christian This user is a Christian and has accepted GodJesus as his/her savior. Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. Armchair Psychologist This user analyzes Chris's psyche WAAAY too much and should just accept that Chris is insane.

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Clyde Cash This user supports Clyde Cash, who is a true Patriot. Vivian Gee This user applauds Vivian Gee for actually making something funny out of Sonichu. Alec Benson Leary This user is a proud member of Alec Benson Leary's true and honest fanbase. Liquid Chris This user believes in the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Evan This user feels sorry for Evan and his drilled off dick. Jack Thaddeus This user finds Jack Thaddeus and his gay CWCipedia ads to be hilarious.

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Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. PS2 This user owns one of the many PS2 systems that isn't covered in Pixelblocks and Legos. Wii This user owns a Wii, complete with a magic wand, and would do anything to get into Shigeru Miyamoto's pants. Weeaboo This user is a weeaboo and is devastated by Chris's taste in animu. この人はおたくだので、アニメはクリスーちゃんに好かれたのは我慢しなさい。 Because this person is geek, anime was not liked by Sudie Endure chestnut. Pedofork This user is not a Pedofork, you dorks. Naïve This user isn't saying they're dumb... or naïve.