March 2009
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Events of March 2009
- March 1 - An ED troll claims Chris's parents have confiscated his webcam/PSEye and microphone, after he/she sent Bob several postcards in an envelope, containing screencaps of Chris' CWC-ikigate sex tape.
- March 3 - Chris finds out his girlfriend Julie wasn't real.
- March 3 - Julie's fake brother, Max, forces Chris into declaring Billy Mays as the mayor of CWCville. Chris is also forced to put his medallion up his anus.
- March 4 - A Troll on ED posts a newspaper clipping claiming Chris has committed suicide by slitting his wrists. It is immediately debunked.
- March 4 - Chris publishes new video on YouTube, claiming he has been sick.
- March 4 - Christian posts video demanding his fans to badger the user known as BlueSpike.
- March 10 - Chris posts a video of himself reading aloud Leviticus 18:22 (which he learns about by watching Family Guy), and presents it as solid proof that homos are bad. He also proves that 9 year-olds can get more dates than he can.
- March 12 - Chris posts a mysterious video, addressing two girls that have been phoning him that use the same number. This may possibly lead to the conclusion that Chris is still looking for a sweetheart online.
- March 15 - Robert Simmons V visits Chris at Grace Baptist Church. There is an audio recording of this event.
- March 16 - Chris posts a new video, apologizing to Emily for not attending their planned meeting.
- March 16 - Chris posts an other new video, apologising for his bad behaviour at The GAMe PLACe in 2008.
- March 18 - Chris posts a new video, in which he talks about Eye of Judgement and first mentions Ivy.
- March 19 - Chris is confronted by someone dressed up in a Pickle Suit in front of the Eddie Bauer store. Chris is yet again tricked by the Pickle Man.
- March 19 - Chris posts an updated version of his last video. He now also shouts out to gal-pals named Ivy and Rachel. [1]. Ivy, being Chris's possible new e-girlfriend.
- March 20 - Christian posts a video message for Ivy which is deleted within moments. He reposts it 4 days later.
- March 26 - Christian posts his own music video for the song Holding Out For a Hero. In the video, it is shown that Chris has been drawing new comic pages. Possibly for Sonichu #9.
- March 26 - Chris posts a video, suggesting that Megan hes been having trouble from the trolls.
- March 27 - Chris posts two new video's, in which he gives a tour of his house and garden. It turns out that his house is completely packed full with junk.
- March 27 - Chris posts a new video, raging at Clyde Cash, and threatening to call the police.
- March 28 - Chris uploads his second music video for Ivy, featuring the song Loving You.
- March 29 - Chris sings the farting song.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a video demanding the ED page is taken down. He later takes it down and uploads a longer version of the video.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, adressed to one of the trolls. Holding up the picture of a Guido, Chris makes fun of the poverty and appearance of this troll.
- March 30 - Chris uploads a new video, claiming he will be leaving youtube forever. Knowing Chris, this is probably untrue.