Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu

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Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme. The most fail things are in bold.

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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes. You shock me with your electrifying radiance, If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance. Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I, You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh… I will run great distances for thee, for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee. Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely heartsweet?

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The writings of Chris-Chan

Poetry: "Valentines Day Hymn" | "For My True Love, I Would…" | "Hard Love Quest" | "I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas" | "Saddest Heart in the World" | "Song of Christian" | "Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu" | "An Inspired Poem for Jackie" | "PAIN Enduring since October 29, 2013" | "Ride or Die" | "Weston Haiku" Prose: "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" | "A Week With Christian Chandler" | "My big 18th party" | "Bionic the Hedgehog" | "Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs" | Sonichu's News Dash | "Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares" | "Story of My Current Days" | "The High School Story" | "A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story" | Chris's Response to the Terrorism Attacks in Paris | Chris's letter to Cathy Weseluck | Chris's letter to Kelly Sheridan | "The Awakening of a CPU, AKA The Idea Guy Corruptions" | THE DIMENSIONAL MERGE IS HAPPENING NOW! | Sonichu Journal Pages | Whispering Spell (Restore Magic) | Dimensional Barrier Shatter Spell | SNT Vs Sonichu 2.5-Plus | Jail letters See Also: Signature