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*[[Sonichu]]: Rhythm guitar.
*[[Sonichu]]: Rhythm guitar.
*[[Shadow]]: Drums.
*[[Shadow]]: Drums.
*[[Blake]]: Keys.
*[[Blake]]: Keys/Mellotron/Fairlight CMI.


In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] respectively after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking [[tobacky]] and later died of cocaine abuse.
In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] respectively after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking [[tobacky]] and later died of cocaine abuse.

Revision as of 20:15, 9 January 2010

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One listen, and you'll be hooked!

Christian and the Hedgehog Boys is the name Chris gave to his horrible "band" project, though, in reality, there is no band. Instead the project involves Chris shouting awful lyrics about his shitty life over copyrighted pop music.

The Boys in the Band

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including drug abuse, unwanted pregnancies, regicide, and general debauchery. It also shows his lack of musical knowledge, as there is no bass player.

In the 2009 incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were replaced by Wild and Punchy respectively after Sonic left the band to pursue a solo country career, while Shadow was fired for smoking tobacky and later died of cocaine abuse.

Albums

To date, they have released two albums:

First album cover, designed by Peter Blake
Release date: 2006
Chart position: #1, Molvanîa Pop Charts
Second album, designed by Hipgnosis
Release date: 2009
Chart position: N/A

Singles

Chris has released standalone singles over YouTube for It's All Coming Back To Me and Holding Out For A Hero that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit.

Future

In recent months, the Hedgehog Boys have been dealing with behind the scenes turmoil, mostly in relation to Wild's sloppy guitar work and Shadow's increasingly erractic timekeeping. Fans cite the recent tour of Molvanîa as a particular low as the band frequently delved into unpopular jazz fusion versions of the hits. The tour finally ended in farce when Shadow got out from behind the kit to punch Sonichu in the face after he forgot a vital key change.

In response to the problems, the Hedgehog Boys dumped themselves from their own record label, and are currently looking for a new one. The band reunited briefly in Sonichu 10, despite continuing strife between the members and Chris's apparent inheritance of gigantism of the legs.

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