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{{Quote|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Chris and his Ego|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}
{{Quote|My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! [[Chris and his Ego|My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you]], [[Adult Swim]], for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!|Chris, being a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|good loser]] as ever.<ref>[[Adult Swim posts]]</ref>}}


In February [[2005]], Cartoon Network held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as Chris seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Christian]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:
In February [[2005]], [[Sonic Boom|Cartoon Network]]'s [[Adult Swim]] block held a contest inviting viewers to make a '''commercial''' for the ''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law]] Vol. 1'' DVD set (or ''[[Speech impediment|Harvey Dirdban]]'', as he seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, [[Chris]] stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:


* Himself
* Himself
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* <span style="font-size: xx-small;">...Harvey Birdman</span>
* <span style="font-size: xx-small;">...Harvey Birdman</span>


The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the seventeen-minute ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' presentation Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.
The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine [[Animal Crossing|the 17-minute presentation]] Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.


Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.
Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim forums]] (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.
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=== Transcript ===
=== Transcript ===
HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a ''Harvey Birdman'' two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005! 


HELLO! I hired Harvey [[Speech impediment|Dirdban]], Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005! 
Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert|Stephen Coleburt]] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!   
 
Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and [[Wikipedia:Stephen Colbert|Stephen Colbert]] [''[[Shigeru Miyamoto|incorrectly pronounced]] "Cole-burt"''] and [[Wikipedia:Todd Barry|Todd Barry]] as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!   


Let Harvey Birdman work for you!
Let Harvey Birdman work for you!

Revision as of 21:54, 27 January 2015

My entry was very dramatic, and a lot BETTER than that piece of poo, or any of the others that made the top 5 as well! I'm very upset about that! My "CWC's Harvey Birdaman Spot" was the BEST, and I feel sorry for you, Adult Swim, for not noticing that! You all should take another good look at it and seriously reconsider!
Chris, being a good loser as ever.[1]

In February 2005, Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block held a contest inviting viewers to make a commercial for the Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law Vol. 1 DVD set (or Harvey Dirdban, as he seems to pronounce it). Always willing to earn fame and fortune with minimal effort, Chris stepped up and produced an advertisement promoting:

The terms "Christian Weston Chandler" and "brevity" do not go hand in hand, but due to the contest rules specifying 28-30 second entries, Chris delivers his pitch at a manic pace rather than omitting anything from his agenda. One can only imagine the 17-minute presentation Chris would have delivered, had he been allowed.

Chris did not win the contest, or even place in the top five. This inspired him to post a complaint on the Adult Swim forums (to be precise, he posted the same complaint twice), but, for some reason, Chris's idea of justice was never served.

The commercial appears in somewhat poor quality on Chris's DVD, but he also uploaded a better version of the same footage to his original YouTube account some time prior to October 31, 2007.

Appearance

Chris's weight has fluctuated wildly, and during this period in his life he actually wasn't that fat. Not as fat as now, anyway. Also, if Chris were to record this today, he would almost certainly tear off his glasses for maximum effect.

Chris's entry

Harvey Birdman Commercial
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Stardate 24 February 2005
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Performance Style ComedyComedy Comedy, CrazyCrazy Crazy
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Transcript

HELLO! I hired Harvey Dirdban, Attorney at Law, to help ME, Christian Weston Chandler, in my case against Mary Lee Walsh, who, years ago, shattered my heart. And he has won the case for me, and he has won for me...a Harvey Birdman two-disc DVD box set which comes out April 12, 2005!

Features deleted scenes! Live-action open! Casting what-ifs and Stephen Coleburt and Todd Barry as Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law! Harvey Birdman movie! "Shaggy Busted" pencil tests! And episode commentary!

Let Harvey Birdman work for you!

[rapidly displays two custom cards depicting himself and Sonichu]

This has been a Christian Chandler/Sonichu production.

So Need a Cute Girl Chris's videos Pixelated PS3
Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego RacewayChris Chan in the PokéNewsThe City of Cwicville Tour!Animal Crossing DocumentaryThe 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercialPixelated PS3FUTURE MESSAGEKCWC broadcastCWC Slideshow NotesSlideshow images
Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004ChrisAfterChristmas2004

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