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'''Anchorwoman''': Well we've got a little more for ya, including what [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] means to a | '''Anchorwoman''': Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] means to a [[autistic|very special]] [[Charlottesville]] boy. And the significance goes ''way'' beyond the [[List of Chris's lies|high score]] and [[List of videos|videos]]. | ||
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'''Anchorwoman''': Finally tonight Sonic the Hedgehog is running wildly in the Chandler household this weekend | '''Anchorwoman''': Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running [[Wild Sonichu|''wildly'']] in [[Chris's_homes#Cloverleaf_Lakes_Apartments|the Chandler household]] this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in [[monthly tugboat|a video game shopping spree]]. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive [[Chris and money|''$1,000'']] worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of [[fail|how well he's doing]]. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, [[stress|of his own initiative]], he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character. | ||
''' | '''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an-- and [[speech impediment|risten]] to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for [[Time Void|a whole week]]. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won! | ||
'''Anchorwoman''': And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes | '''Anchorwoman''': And [[Bob Chandler|Christian's father]] says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then… ''move onto another!'' | ||
'''Co-anchor''': | '''Co-anchor''': [[Lie|Unbelievable…]] | ||
'''Anchorwoman''': I can't master any of | '''Anchorwoman''': I can't master any of ’em! That's it for ''now'', and it’s just… comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching. | ||
'''Co-anchor''': | '''Co-anchor''': Good night. | ||
'''[[ | '''[[Niggo|Black]] anchorman''': Buh-bye. | ||
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'''Anchorwoman''': -winners nationally to receive $ | '''Anchorwoman''': --winners nationally to receive ''$1,000'' worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian ''is'' autistic, but his entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along. | ||
''' | '''Chris''': It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, ''cartoon''… an-- and risten to what Sonic says at the ''end'' of it… and writin’ it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won! | ||
'''Anchorwoman''': And Christian's father says it only takes | '''Anchorwoman''': And Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one. | ||
==See also== | ==See also== |
Revision as of 00:16, 10 November 2009
The Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes was a contest held in 1993 to promote the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon AOSTH (which Chrissy watched). Out of the one hundred prizes on offer, there were apparently two grand prize winners, who each won a $1000 video game shopping spree. This seminal event is cited as the pinnacle of Christian Weston Chandler's entire existence, and the beginning of his rapid decline into the man-child he is today.
The report emphasizes how he won the competition via his video gaming skill, and not due to a combination of sheer luck and overtly attentive autistic focusing on minor details no normal human would give a shit about (freak). Based on this, Chris has since entered every contest he can and expects to win on account of his autism.
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Transcript
Anchorwoman: Well, we've got a little more for ya, including what Sonic the Hedgehog means to a very special Charlottesville boy. And the significance goes way beyond the high score and videos.
[one clip cuts out and another begins]
Anchorwoman: Finally, tonight, Sonic the Hedgehog is running wildly in the Chandler household this weekend. 12-year-old Christian Chandler of Charlottesville was the winner in a video game shopping spree. Christian is one of only about a hundred winners nationally to receive $1,000 worth of Sega games and equipment. For his parents, it’s just another example of how well he's doing. Christian is a high-functioning autistic child. This past fall, of his own initiative, he entered a contest based on a favorite cartoon character.
Chris: It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, cartoon… an-- and risten to what Sonic says at the end of it… and writin’ it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!
Anchorwoman: And Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for him to master an electronic game and then… move onto another!
Co-anchor: Unbelievable…
Anchorwoman: I can't master any of ’em! That's it for now, and it’s just… comin’ up on the NBA basketball game at 5:30. It’s not 6:30; it’s 5:30. We'll see you back here at 11:00. Thanks for watching.
Co-anchor: Good night.
Black anchorman: Buh-bye.
[one clip cuts out and another begins]
Anchorwoman: --winners nationally to receive $1,000 worth of Sega video games and equipment. Christian is autistic, but his entering the contest completely of his own accord was a sign to his parents of how well he is getting along.
Chris: It had to do was exactly… watch Sonic the Hedgehog… uh, cartoon… an-- and risten to what Sonic says at the end of it… and writin’ it down for a whole week. And then, I had to mail it in, and I had to be drawn out of a hat, and I just won!
Anchorwoman: And Christian's father says it only takes a few hours for the boy to master one of the electronic games before he moves onto another one.
See also
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