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...k Thaddeus]] between [[July 2009]] and [[March 2010]]. Chris's emails have a blue background; Jack's are pink. ...ong and dance; the music would NOT pick up easily on recording, and it was a BITCH for me even to try. I uploaded the zip folder with the files onto Meg

'''Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada''' is a video Chris uploaded on 12 August 2011. Chris uses this video to expose inf .... ''[Makes a karate chop hand movement and a sound effect that sounds like a crushed tissue.]''

...[pickle]] size is "[[Chris and reality|6 to 7 inches]]", that CWCville has a massive homelessness problem, that apparently Oral sex does not count as lo ===This still implies that CWCville has a massive homeless problem===

...nce again embarked on his quest to turn the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon into a multimedia empire. Toward the end of the month, Chris began to update the [ [[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|On '''23 November 2009''' Chris notices these on his we

...cookie. Except I added the fucking part because Chinese people don't curse a lot.|Jack Thaddeus, His Holiness the Dalai Lama}} ...have inflicted a lot of [[stress]] on Chris, which will cause him to take a [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|Power Nap]].

...he thought ''{{w||Romeo and Juliet}}'' started its existence as a book and a movie. ...m, in the end they still all thought he was a man in a fur coat who needed a shave.

...red on the same day. Instead [[Chris]] answered [[Mailbag 11]] on the 8th (a day late), and answered this one on the 10th. ...rn of Grrrlpowaanow, and Chris receiving his first villain fan OC: an evil gay sadist clown electric hedgehog pokémon.

...ssages. The other seven were sent to his various rejected mailbags without a single line typed in response. This was the most blatant act of censorship ...a response that implied that more [[Homos|gay men]] in the world would be a "total negative influence on [Chris]," and the revelation that the only rea

...mails]] reveal that Jack had instructed Chris to join the Chat, as part of a larger plot to make Chris [[Chris humps his PS3|hump his favorite console]] ...lose his [[virgin with rage|virginity]] and wanted the trolls to give him a good excuse to come onto her.

...to condemn the lifestyle of lesbians ([[Lesbian Sleepover|let that sink in a little]]). Paper cut-outs are used to display Chris's delusions, as well as ...ck Revolution'' (though considering his spending habits, this shouldn't be a shock).

A combination fan and personal chat with [[Chris]] from 28 December [[2008]]. ...estions from his fans (as delivered by [[BlueSpike]]) before settling into a "private" chat with his sweetheart [[PandaHalo]].

...-writers included the True and Honest creator of [[Sonichu|Mario Potter]], a schoolteacher in despair, mutants, and the [[Ivy|crazy plant girl]]. Chris ...u purchased, and for whom? What did mom and dad get from you? They've done a lot for you, so I'm sure it was pretty special!}}

...r guidance from a church, further adding, "You do not need religion to see a counsoler." ...bject. Chris then attempts to use [[stress]] as another excuse, going into a long and pointless monologue, ignoring everyone in the chat. He reveals som

...perform, including "Hono" (a homo eradicator) and "Come to me, my Women" (a virginity eradicator). ...ument. Dr. Hans Asperger's name was Austrian, and Dr. Asperger himself was a very kind and earnest man. If his name were, say, Eselbrötchen, then I cou

*Chris excuses himself to leave Bob to talk to Robert for a few minutes. Bob talks about [[trolls]] on the internet, Chris's autism, an *Chris talks about Robert's trouble with finding a [[sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Chris has made the final decision to talk to loc

The '''Mimms and Lucas Q&A''' was a series of questions and answers on the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] messag ...is involvement with the [[Pokémon]] League. Despite Chris's claim of being a gym leader at the Pokémon League, Mimms and Lucas assert that he only fill

...s of the series vandalizing the page to plug their newer works into it. As a reminder, we do not endorse you whoring yourself out.}} ...chu: The Animated Series''''' was an animated series created by Spazkid as a [[parody]] of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic

...[Chris and his Ego|unfathomably huge ego]]. Highlights include him telling a self-loathing [[homosexual]] to hypnotize himself into straightness, ''almo ===In which Chris advises a guy to hook his underage sister up with strangers===

| previous = N/A ...by_CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]

...ve dollar scale at Wal-Mart. If you don't do this then I will consider you a liar and throw all of my support behind Alec and Asperchu. ===Then why the fuck did you give him a form response?===

...s death, [[List of Chris's games|wasting money on video games]], and being a terrible son to [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. ...'t actually care about the death of his Aunt Corrina, but is more sad that a funeral is ruining his birthday. The trolls again accuse Chris of blowing m

...n him and [[Jackie]]. Unsurprisingly, Chris believes soiling himself to be a romantic gesture of [[Love Quest|love]]. *Chris and Jackie have a long conversation about [[eBay]] and Craigslist. Chris refuses to budge on

...''Texas Tech University Chess Club''' ('''TTU Chess Club''' for short) was a set of Discord servers created and run by [[Bella]]. On these servers, Bell {{quoteboxfungus|U fucking retard}}

...ces Chris to make [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video saying that he's gay]], threatening to harm Julie if he doesn't. The chat is quite long, weighing in at nearly two and a half hours, and is one of the longest Mumble chats. It is unknown how the t

{{Protip|Matthew was not [[Liquid Chris]], it was in reality a minor troll who was asked to do the role.}} ...(born [[1957]]), the father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]], and a retired [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine]] who served in

...e bad, the Watchmen were worse and had no plan. He states that Praetor was a "necessary evil" who did spur Chris into doing something productive, and th .../857519937686208512/860019745239334933/flower.jpg Picture of Will Smith in a flower costume surrounded by children dressed the same, from The Fresh Prin

The following is a '''list of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' characters''', in order of appea ...And all with a gleeful smile on his face. His medallion allows him to don a [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|fursuit]] when he shouts the phrase ''Electric Hedgeho

<!--Note for Editors: Before you add a word or phrase to this page, please read "Primary categories of CWC-isms".- ...]'s most notorious features is his strange '''vocabulary''', consisting of a mix of fairly standard words, slang, jargon, and various personal coinages.