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Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futilely attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his... knees. | Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futilely attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a [[Li'l Chris|teddy bear]] onto his... knees. | ||
Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling [[Family Guy]], ManMom Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The presumably | Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling [[Family Guy]], ManMom Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his [[sports bra]], while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The presumably newborn baby then says its first words. Chris seems to have no understanding that babies that young are incapable of speaking, which might go back to an old story of his claiming he started speaking at 6 weeks. | ||
Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after. | Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after. | ||
Revision as of 21:14, 29 October 2010
Pregnant Act is a creepy video Chris uploaded on 18 October 2010. In this video, we see more of Chris's transgender urges (while being able to physically see very little), as the scene begins with what amounts to a biologically impossible (on multiple levels) self-impregnation, Chris having received what is presumably Jackie's egg cell, which he has fertilized with his own navy (even though Jackie wasn't in the picture 9 months before the video was made). The 'pregnancy' is given form by padding under Chris's shirt, including the plush breasts, in a scene straight out of Ed Gein's Bedtime Stories.
Having effectively screwed himself, the next scene has Chris on his back like some freakish turtle, futilely attempting to right himself (with notable actual effort, and not just acting). The nightmare continues with the birthing scene, Chris now pointing the camera at his own crotch, and completing the birth by tossing a teddy bear onto his... knees.
Finally, in a scene vaguely resembling Family Guy, ManMom Chris has his stomach exposed, and the plush breasts stuffed down his sports bra, while he forces the bear to suckle from the surely diseased, alkaline, bleach-smelling teat. The presumably newborn baby then says its first words. Chris seems to have no understanding that babies that young are incapable of speaking, which might go back to an old story of his claiming he started speaking at 6 weeks.
Chris removed the video the following day, and uploaded a newly recorded version shortly after.
Video
| Pregnant Act | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Male pregnancy
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt |  Vertical Red & Yellow Polo,  Grey Muscle Bra, K-Swiss T-Shirt
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Transcript
Oh my god... look at me! Huh! My girlfriend reverse-impregnated me! The egg came out of her, and got into me! When we were having sexxxsss... oh my gosh. Goodness... [camera fumbling then jump cut]
Hm. Ugh. Goodness it's difficult to get up these days, with number one in the way. Oof! Little heavy made me fall down. Made me fall down! [camera fumbling] Maybe I try... and see if get up. Oop! I fell down again! [mumbling] Let me tell you... oof! Ahh! [grunts, then jump cut]
Oh my goodness, it's a big one! [grunts, strains, and mumbles] Must watch breath... one two three! [gasps] EEeeaaahhhhgh! Ah! [throws a stuffed bear onto lap] Well! Congratulate me! I gave birth to a little beautiful baby... bear. And she's female! Goodness... wow. [jump cut]
It's baby's open that's right little child. Eat all you want out of there. You eat all you want out of there. [an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"] Ha! First w-her first words! We love you too!
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The Remake
Chris removed the original video on 19 October, and uploaded a new version of the video shortly after. Now with improved lighting, and a more detailed explanation.
| Pregnant Act | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter | Male pregnancy
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| Performance Style | Crazy
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| Shirt |  Red & Green Stripes, Grey Muscle Bra
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Transcript
Oh my goodness me look at this I had sex with my girlfriend and it backfired on me, can’t believe this. Her egg went inside my dick and now it’s- now it’s been in me for like 9 months. Engh mani’m gunna get these stretch marks in a little while…ummgh dang. egh laying down it’s hard for me to get back up again. Eeeaauuh, ung ung ung! Ehh! Well that was a major push, hope I didn’t lose it there! Erro here come- aaa ahhh think it’s coming out the back…think it’s coming out the - aaaaa one two three one two three. Engh! Engh! ENNGGHHHHHAAA! Well will you look at that, I gave birth to a beautiful baby... girl bear! [Chris has his shirt pulled up, exposing his muscle bra and pale fish-belly, the bear is pressed up against the plush breasts] You- no- little babies drinking my breast milk. Yeah you enjoy that don’t ya? My lil- my lil girl.
[an electronic toy says "I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU!"] Hmm.
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