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[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]] | [[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|C-Chan up in dis mothafucka.]] | ||
[[Image:ECP 00025.jpg|thumb|Even my mama thinks that my mind is | [[Image:ECP 00025.jpg|thumb|Even my mama thinks that my mind is slow]] | ||
"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Gangsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]", featured in his second album, ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''. The song deals with Chris's struggle against [[Clyde Cash]] from Clyde's point of view. | |||
"'''(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise'''" is Chris's version of [[Wikipedia:Coolio|Coolio's | |||
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| stardate = [[2003#August|August 2003]] | |||
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| previous = [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]] | |||
| next = [[Paradise By the Seashore Light]] | |||
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===Lyrics=== | |||
[[Image:Coolio13.jpg|thumb|Coolio's reaction to hearing this song.]] | [[Image:Coolio13.jpg|thumb|Coolio's reaction to hearing this song.]] | ||
[''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"''] | [''sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"''] | ||
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As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br> | As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame<br> | ||
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br> | I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here<br> | ||
Cuz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that<br> | Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that<br> | ||
Even my [[Barbara Chandler|mama]] thinks that my [[Chris and | Even my [[Barbara Chandler|mama]] thinks that my [[Chris and psychology|mind is gone]] | ||
But I ain't never left my [[computer]], dog gone it<br> | But I ain't never left my [[computer]], dog gone it<br> | ||
Me be [[Kick the Autistic|treated like a punk]], I take it out on that guy<br> | Me be [[Kick the Autistic|treated like a punk]], I take it out on that guy<br> | ||
[[Chris and hypocrisy|I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it]]<br> | [[Chris and hypocrisy|I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it]]<br> | ||
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz | I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in [[lulz]] | ||
A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br> | A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense<br> | ||
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br> | As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool<br> | ||
I'm the kinda G no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br> | I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care<br> | ||
On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br> | On my knees in the night ''(sped up)''<br> | ||
Saying prayers in the LCD light | Saying prayers in the LCD light | ||
We keep spending most of our lives<br> | We keep spending most of our lives<br> | ||
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We keep spending most of our lives<br> | We keep spending most of our lives<br> | ||
Living in a trollsta's paradise | Living in a trollsta's paradise | ||
Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br> | Look at the situation, they got me facin'<br> | ||
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br> | I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street<br> | ||
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash<br> | So I gotta lay it down as [[Clyde Cash|Clyde No-cash]]<br> | ||
Too much | Too much [[Internet]] surfin' got me tauntin' dreams | ||
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind<br> | I'm an stupid 'lil fool with [[Kimmi|fake sex]] on my mind<br> | ||
Got my mouse in my hand and a [[Semen|soda]]-stained keyboard<br> | Got my mouse in my hand and a [[Semen|soda]]-stained keyboard<br> | ||
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger<br> | I'm loc'd in [[Punchy|ninja]] ding dang ganger<br> | ||
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br> | I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G<br> | ||
...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away<br> | [[Bob|...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away]]<br> | ||
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say<br> | I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say?<br> | ||
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!<br> | I'm [[BlueSpike|thirteen]] now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!<br> | ||
The way things are going I don't know | The way things are going I don't know | ||
...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me ''(sings 2 times faster)''<br> | ...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me ''(sings 2 times faster)''<br> | ||
The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me? | The... things... we... see... ''(catches up)'' ...hurt are you and me? | ||
We... we... | We... we... | ||
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Living in a trollsta's paradise | Living in a trollsta's paradise | ||
Power and [[Chris and money|no money]], money and no power<br> | |||
Power and no money, money and no power<br> | |||
Minute after minute, hour after hour<br> | Minute after minute, hour after hour<br> | ||
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br> | Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'<br> | ||
...It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin' | ... It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin' | ||
They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me<br> | They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me<br> | ||
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I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br> | I guess they can't, I guess they won't<br> | ||
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G. | I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G. | ||
We been spending most of our lives<br> | We been spending most of our lives<br> | ||
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We keep spending most of our lives<br> | We keep spending most of our lives<br> | ||
Living in a trollsta's paradise | Living in a trollsta's paradise | ||
Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br> | Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt<br> | ||
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So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br> | So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! ''(pause)''<br> | ||
''(catches up)'' ...ones we hurt are you and me? | ''(catches up)'' ...ones we hurt are you and me? | ||
{{Hedgehog Boys}} | {{Hedgehog Boys}} | ||
Revision as of 03:30, 27 October 2011
"(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise" is Chris's version of Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise", featured in his second album, Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!. The song deals with Chris's struggle against Clyde Cash from Clyde's point of view.
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Lyrics
[sung over Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise"]
As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame
I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here
Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it
Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy
I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it
I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz
A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense
As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool
I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care
On my knees in the night (sped up)
Saying prayers in the LCD light
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Look at the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street
So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash
Too much Internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams
I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind
Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard
I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger
I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G
...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away
I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say?
I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?!
The way things are going I don't know
...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me (sings 2 times faster)
The... things... we... see... (catches up) ...hurt are you and me?
We... we...
W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives
Living in a gang--|trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a grollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Power and no money, money and no power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin'
... It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'
They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.
We been spending most of our lives
Living in the trollsta's paradise
We been spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
We keep spending most of our lives
Living in a trollsta's paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt
Are you and me? (pause) Tell me why! We are we!
So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! (pause)
(catches up) ...ones we hurt are you and me?
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