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'''Magical Man Potion''' is a video released 24 [[February 2010]].  In it, Chris acts out a skit in which he is a mad scientist creating a [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|vile potion]] that transforms him into a different person, who is portrayed by a [[Magical Man|mysterious guest]] visiting his home. Whether the concept was that the potion makes Chris more handsome, or if it's simply that being anybody but Chris is automatically an improvement, is unclear.  That a plotline in ''[[Asperchu]]'' involving similar themes emerged shortly after this video was made is certainly no coincidence.


This video is notable in that it is the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos.  Previously the only known humans/animals who have ever breached the sanctum of [[Chris's room]] during a video were [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Chandler Cats#Kitty|Kitty]].  Chris clearly could not be assed to hide his sex toys when he had company over, as the [[Plush Breasts|Plush Breasts of Fail]] once again make an appearance.


Chris appears [[Chris and health|thinner]] than usual in this video as the camera was set to [[Wikipedia:Aspect_ratio_(image)#16:9_standard|the 16:9 widescreen format]], but the video was squished into [[Wikipedia:Aspect_ratio_(image)#4:3 standard|4:3]] at some point prior to upload.


Skeet is the god of eternity at the McSpanky's fast food restaurant. Skeet calls everyone, "dude," and claims to be smart, but others see him as dim-witted. However, McSpanky's came to life and tried to destroy every other food joint and Skeet did not run away. When the restaurant was shot at the sun, the Space Bandits found the place and turned it into a spaceship. Believing that Skeet was the one responsible for this awesome technology, they vowed to find him and exploit his great wisdom, which they never did, for some reason.
==Video==


Skeet, initially called upon as Skeetui Yoshimato, was raised in an exceedingly poor rice village in southern Koyushu. His grandfather was a war trained assassin who was tasked to eliminate U.S operatives. Although Skeetu's grandfather was Japanese, he was fluent in American English. This is why "Skeet" sounds like a typical American teenage boy. After many years of vigorous katana training on Mt. Fuji, Skeet traveled to the United States of America in hopes of beginniing a new life, honoring his ancestors in the process. Skeetui wanted to experience the American Dream, and thought working in fast food would be a good place to start. So, after moving to Retroville, Skeetui earned a job position as the cashier at McSpanky's. Soon, through hard work and dedication, he became employee of the month. This was an achievement unparalleled by any employee of McSpanky's. When Jimbo and two of his friends walked in and talked about getting a job at the restaurant, Skeetui made a seemingly irrational move by hiring the boys. However, Skeetui was a man who wanted to give these younger children an opportunity to straighten themselves out. Initially, two of his new employees worked well considering their age. However, Jimbo gave Skeetui trouble in a now-notorious incident in which Jimbo claimed to be smarter than the cash register, therefore stating he didn't need to use it. But, the cash register is used for tracking purposes, validating Skeetui's discontent with Jimbo. Later that night, Jimbo would sneak into McSpanky's and would commit vandalism by changing the interior to appear futuristic. As if this weren't the worst case, Jimbo also attached rockets to the restaurant, launching it into the air. As the restaurant was taking off, Skeetui was bravely saving the lives of men, women, and children alike by line backing them off the premise. However, time was very limited, causing the demise of our hero who, soon after, ascended into godhood. 


  === Trivia ===
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| name          = Magical Man Potion
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|tnDdnEVD6rM}}
| stardate      = 24 [[February 2010]]
| subject        = {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt          = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| saga          = N/A
| previous      = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
| next          = [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]
}}
{{quote|I wonder where a guy like me could go to get a little action?}}


Skeetui was originally more powerful in the manga. However, he was nerfed to dish out less damage per second in the anime, as for Jimbo fans would complain.  
=== Transcript ===
Some look up to Skeetui as the Profit, and is thought to be the messiah that will return one day.
[''Chris mixes various liquids together through the first part of this video. There are quite a few jump cuts as he mixes his "concoction".'']
Skeetui roughly translates to "sperm whale", according to fan translations.
 
It can be observed that Skeetui's main catchphrase is "dude".
'''Chris:''' Mhaaha haah hah hah ha ha [''camera skip''] ha hah aha ahah. We are going to make a concoction today uh uh uh ababenerch and a little [[Yawning Squirtle|squ-wirt]],... let's mix'er well AH AH HA ha ha HA. Furry.
 
[''Chris drinks the concoction'']
 
'''Chris:''' It's not bad.
 
[''Chris makes a series of gasping and coughing noises, posing dramatically all the while, before ducking behind a table. There is a camera transition, and an unknown man wearing the [[Asperchu medallion]] emerges, coughing'']
 
'''Unknown:''' Whoa...''wow'', that's... not, bad, actually. Feeling pretty good, feeling a little...anxious, frisky. I wonder where a guy, like me could go, to get a little action? You know... I betcha I know, I just... Ahhrrr, Oh Go- I need to work... on-
 
[''The unknown man makes a series of coughing and gagging noises, before ducking down once again. There is another camera transition, and Chris emerges.'']
 
'''Chris:''' Urhh urrhggg ahh. I need...to work on the time length. To be continuuuued!
 
==See also==
*[[Fanta|Man Potion]]
 
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Revision as of 19:34, 13 September 2017

Magical Man Potion is a video released 24 February 2010. In it, Chris acts out a skit in which he is a mad scientist creating a vile potion that transforms him into a different person, who is portrayed by a mysterious guest visiting his home. Whether the concept was that the potion makes Chris more handsome, or if it's simply that being anybody but Chris is automatically an improvement, is unclear. That a plotline in Asperchu involving similar themes emerged shortly after this video was made is certainly no coincidence.

This video is notable in that it is the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos. Previously the only known humans/animals who have ever breached the sanctum of Chris's room during a video were Bob Chandler and Kitty. Chris clearly could not be assed to hide his sex toys when he had company over, as the Plush Breasts of Fail once again make an appearance.

Chris appears thinner than usual in this video as the camera was set to the 16:9 widescreen format, but the video was squished into 4:3 at some point prior to upload.

Video

Magical Man Potion
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Stardate 24 February 2010
Subject Matter GalpalsGalpals Love
Performance Style CrazyCrazy Crazy, ComedyComedy Comedy
Saga N/A
Shirt OrangeOrange Orange
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Christian Love Day (video)
next
PS3 Tutorial for my fans
I wonder where a guy like me could go to get a little action?

Transcript

[Chris mixes various liquids together through the first part of this video. There are quite a few jump cuts as he mixes his "concoction".]

Chris: Mhaaha haah hah hah ha ha [camera skip] ha hah aha ahah. We are going to make a concoction today uh uh uh ababenerch and a little squ-wirt,... let's mix'er well AH AH HA ha ha HA. Furry.

[Chris drinks the concoction]

Chris: It's not bad.

[Chris makes a series of gasping and coughing noises, posing dramatically all the while, before ducking behind a table. There is a camera transition, and an unknown man wearing the Asperchu medallion emerges, coughing]

Unknown: Whoa...wow, that's... not, bad, actually. Feeling pretty good, feeling a little...anxious, frisky. I wonder where a guy, like me could go, to get a little action? You know... I betcha I know, I just... Ahhrrr, Oh Go- I need to work... on-

[The unknown man makes a series of coughing and gagging noises, before ducking down once again. There is another camera transition, and Chris emerges.]

Chris: Urhh urrhggg ahh. I need...to work on the time length. To be continuuuued!

See also

Christian Love Day (video) Chris's videos PS3 Tutorial for my fans


Chris's other videos

Stackhouse gunnery | Tour of Chris's house | ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain | Stay Off Our AXE, you Homos! | MEOW | Fanmail Reading | Holiday Greetings | A Sonichu Day | Shout out to Fans in Hospital | Christian Love Day | Magical Man Potion | Happy Sonichu Day | See You Later | Cleveland Show Voice Rant | Abstinence Rant | Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean | Autism and men bras | Greene County Conspiracy | EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW | Cherokee clan | Pregnant Act | SonichuBabies | PlayingHouse | Wigwam | DayOut | ShowerClean | SpaghettiRoutine | HairDifference

See also: Captain's Log | The DVD | Cwcivil War | Game videos | Leaked videos | Music videos | Sweetheart videos | Troll videos | Videobooks