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The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July. | The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July. | ||
On a date, the man could not pay the bill, | On a [[Dating|date]], the man could not pay the bill, | ||
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Happy Valentines Day to all lovers! | Happy Valentines Day to all lovers! | ||
Revision as of 21:18, 9 July 2009
Valentines Day Hymn is some one of Chris's earliest pieces of poetic shit he wrote Valentine's Day for his Pokesite 2.
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Valentines Day Hymn.
2/14/2000
On the day of love and romance,
Hearts and cupids fly around.
The arrow of cupid hits a man,
And that man falls head over heels for a pretty gal.
Cards and candy go hand-to-hand,
Expressing the thoughts of love put in the poem.
Kisses are shared and fireworks are blown,
The only way that could happen is if they kissed on the 4th of July.
On a date, the man could not pay the bill,
So his date slammed her door in his face.
Red and Pink are the hearty colors,
Because that's how the hearts were originally drawn.
The man's coat over a puddle,
The maiden walks,
Then the man trips and pays the laundry bill.
Under the moonlight,
The couples of the world kiss,
But unfortunately for few,
They are interrupted by their parents.
Night is right for love,
Except for the werewolf...
Happy Valentines Day to all lovers!
The cupids did a pretty good job,
Didn't they?