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'''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu''' is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme. | '''Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu''' is Sonichu's poem to [[Rosechu]]. Briefly quoted in [[Issue 0| Episode 2]], with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of [[Sonichu's News Dash]]. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to '''evar''' rhyme. | ||
Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu [[Women's Rights|can't run as fast as him]]. He's a real charmer, that guy. | |||
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Revision as of 11:16, 27 May 2010
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Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu is Sonichu's poem to Rosechu. Briefly quoted in Episode 2, with the full text available in a Valentine's Day edition of Sonichu's News Dash. In one simple poem, Chris manages to make the reader completely lose all respect for literature in general. Obviously written stream-of-consciously, this is undoubtedly the worst thing to evar rhyme.
Incidentally, Sonichu feels he is required to point out that Rosechu can't run as fast as him. He's a real charmer, that guy.
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Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose,
though a Zapbud is the flower that heals your woes.
You shock me with your electrifying radiance,
If I evolve into your knight, I will protect you with my lance.
Speed makes no difference, though you are slower than I,
You dance in a field with such grace and style. Sigh…
I will run great distances for thee,
for I can run very fast and never get a strained knee.
Rosey, as often as birds tweet,
will you be my lovely heartsweet?