Magical Man Potion
Magical Man Potion is a video released 24 February 2010. It appears Chris is goofing around with his mystery guest's camera and trying out the special effects software that came with it. In this video, we see Chris mixing together some sort of vile potion that temporarily transforms him into someone who's not Chris, and therefore better. Chris appears thinner than usual in this video as the camera was set to the 16:9 widescreen format, but the video was squished into 4:3 at some point prior to upload. This video is notable in that it features the unknown individual, the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos.
In this video we find Chris fooling around with some unknown beverages and mixing them, while laughing like a villain. Chris then proceeds to drink the concoction and transforms into an unknown person. This person is wearing Chris's clothes and what appears to be the Asperchu medallion that featured prominently in a later video. The unknown person then grumbles in pain from the semen and turns back into an autistic fat bastard. The only known humans/animals who have ever breached the sanctum of Chris's bedroom until now are Bob Chandler and Kitty.
That a plotline in Asperchu involving similar themes (including the orange shirt!) emerged shortly after this video was made is certainly no coincidence.
It should be stated without a doubt that Chris ripped the concept straight out of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, though considering his (lack of) knowledge of Scottish literature, he most likely got it indirectly, possibly from some cartoon making a reference. It's more likely the concept was ripped from The Nutty Professor (probably the Jerry Lewis version, since the 1996 Eddie Murphy version contains lots of niggos) judging by the mysterious person's lines about getting some action and the comment on the length the concoctions effects last.
The Plush Breasts of Fail once again make an appearance. Chris clearly could not be assed to hide his sex toys when he had company over.
Video
| Magical Man Potion | |
| Stardate | 24 February 2010 |
| Performance Style |  Crazy,  Comedy
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| Saga | N/A |
| Shirt |  Orange
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Transcript
[Chris mixes various liquids together through the first part of this video. There are quite a few jump cuts as he mixes his "concoction".]
Chris: Mhaaha haah hah hah ha ha (camera skip) ha hah aha ahah. We are going to make a concoction today uh uh uh ababenerch and a little squ-wirt,... let's mix'er well AH AH HA ha ha HA. Furry.
[Chris drinks the concoction]
Chris: It's not bad.
[Chris makes a series of gasping and coughing noises, posing dramatically all the while, before ducking behind a table. There is a camera transition, and an unknown man wearing the Asperchu medallion emerges.]
Unknown: WhoAh wow that's... not bad actually. Feeling pretty good, feeling a little anxious, frisky. I wonder where a guy like me could go to get a little action? You know... I betcha I know I just... Ahhrrr, gotta work... on-
[The unknown man makes a series of coughing and gagging noises, before ducking down once again. There is another camera transition, and Chris emerges.]
Chris: Urhh urrhggg ahh. I need to work on the time length. To be continuuuued!
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