Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. is a YouTube video produced and uploaded by Chris on 27 July 2021, and likely the last he ever will upload for the foreseeable future. Chris went out with not a whimper, but a bang by releasing his first (and technically final) rant video in a long time.
Background
The video features an enraged Chris, demanding Hasbro to cancel My Little Pony G5, after he had encountered several toys for it at a local Wal-Mart and Target. He insists that the previous iteration of the show, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, run for 5 more seasons, in yet another one of his lengthy speeches. Instead of the usual threats, Chris simply states to Hasbro that by not canceling the reboot, they will inadvertently cause disorder in this timeline – because we all know that the most important thing to the safety of the world is the cancelation of a rebooted cartoon promoting plastic pony toys and the continuation of its previous iteration. From Chris's perspective, things like a global pandemic, world hunger, climate change, and ongoing wars and conflicts compromising national security can wait later, and will probably be solved by the Dimensional Merge anyway, and are comparatively less important because they don't directly affect him.
This video is perhaps the most prominent display of Chris's rage since the end of his relationship with Jessica Quinn, which seems particularly jarring after he'd spent months tweeting messages of peace and encouraging faux-meditation practices.[1][2][3] Chris's anger here, aside from being indicative of his usual resistance to change, may also reflect him subconsciously understanding that his magical thinking will not influence the business decisions affecting the brands that he loves so much. It's also possible that Chris stopped taking estrogen in the recent past to prepare for his incestuous affair, which may have fueled a more aggressive response.
Unusually for Chris, this video was shot in his bathroom.[4] The video not only showcases more of the hoard in 14 Branchland Court but also reveals that one of the bathroom walls now has several dents. Some passive observers have speculated that Chris may have punched these holes in the wall out of anger before he filmed the video. However, Chris claims that the dents were really his attempts to practice for the day that he physically destroys the wall separating humans from their OCs, and have been there for an unspecified amount of time.[5] Considering how often he lies about embarrassing things he's done, it is not fully certain whether or not Chris was being honest. Neither he nor Barb appeared to have said anything about it beforehand, and given the extent of Chris's delusions, it is not entirely out of the realm of possibility for Chris to have legitimately believed he was breaking into another dimension.
This recklessness, along with the rant included in the video (not to mention his prior debacle with Sonic Boom), left many concerned with the current state of Chris's already deteriorating mental health. It is feared that he could eventually devolve into breaking other things, or even causing physical harm to others, either out of a mixture of his delusions or anger. It certainly didn't help that Chris planned to attend Everfree Northwest in a matter of weeks when he recorded the video, where MLP G5 content almost certainly would've been showcased. However, due to the incest call being brought to light, Chris was banned from attending the convention.
This video is also very noteworthy for being the final video that Chris recorded and uploaded to his Youtube channel before he was arrested on 1 August 2021 due to the aforementioned incest situation regarding his own mother, Barbara Chandler. In a way, Chris was correct about the timeline being put into a state of chaos. If only we had taken him seriously.
Video
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WARNING! This video features high levels of Tard Rage. |
| Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled. | |
| Direct link | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 27 July 2021 |
| Subject Matter |  Television
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| Performance Style |  Rage,  Crazy
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| Saga |  GOPony  Merge
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 | |
Description
| Cancel MLPG5 NOW, Hasbro, or things are seriously going to get Metaphysical. |
Transcript
[Chris inhales] Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu – your Goddess Blue Heart – in Ruckersville, Virginia.
Now, listen here, and listen good. I have told you all. I've kept it going TIME AND TIME AGAIN, but you y'all keep putting it on and putting it on.
But... My Little Pony: Generation 5, IS. CANCELLED. G4, Friendship is Magic, needs – its – five – more – seasons! It needs to go onto Season 14!
Now... [Chris appears to be winded after half a minute of ranting] This is, the last, straw! Because for the GOOD, and SAFETY, of this timeline, you need to get get that shit PULLED OFF OF SHELVES AND AMAZON STORES AND WHEREVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FAR AWAY,
AND CANCEL THE FRIGGIN' G5 SERIES! MAKE SURE IT NEVER GETS PUBLISHED ANYWHERE AND NEVER, EVER TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, AND MAKE THE OFFICIAL CANCELLATION NOTICE PUBLIC TELL EVERYBODY!
I am telling you this to warning you:
IF-YOU-CONTINUE-ON-AND-YOU-DO-NOT-LISTEN-TO-ME HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And do not resume G5...
[Chris places his hand on his forehead, realizing he failed as a goddess]
I m-mean you do...
YOU DO NOT RESUME G4, YOU HAVE TO CANCEL G5! If you don't cancel G5, you're going to put this ENTIRE TIMELINE in chaos! So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS, WARNING AND TELL YOU TRUE, AND STRAIGHT UP!
[Chris points intently at the camera]
CANCEL GENERATION 5 NOW, HASBRO! NOW!
[Chris pauses for a moment before ending the video, leaving us with a haunting image in the last video that he uploaded]
See also
| ⇐ Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6 | Chris's videos | ⇒ |
References
- ↑ April 2021 social media posts#Preparing for The Merge
- ↑ June 2021 social media posts#Meditiation
- ↑ July 2021 social media posts#Meditation question
- ↑ July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store
- ↑ Chris had a fan asked him about the dents in the wall on his Discord. response was later posted on the Kiwi Farms.