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Article Prototype:Mary Sue

A Mary Sue (or in its male form, Gary or Marty Stu) is an informal literary term that refers to a character that contributes very little to the story, and often acts as a self-insert for the author. They are often characterized as over-idealized, flawless, and generally unlikable to most readers. Since the dawn of fan-fiction, Mary Sues have plagued fan literature by people with wish-fulfillment stories. As Sonichu is about as fan-fiction as it gets, it is loaded with many, many Mary Sues.

Sonichu

Originally the Mary Sue for Chris before he took over the role himself. Sonichu represented Chris back when he was still infatuated with Sarah Hammer, who was represented by Rosechu, and was envious of Wes Iseli, represented by Black Sonichu. Sonichu returned to the role of Chris's Mary Sue when Chris was sucked into the Time Void.

Rosechu

Ordinarily Rosechu is just a placeholder for Chris's ideal girlfriend, but sometimes she is used as his mouthpiece too. In Episode 17, she represents Chris's view on Women's rights and the justification of violence when you're REALLY AND TRULY STRESSED OUT.

Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)

In Issue 2, Chris was elevated from the narrator of Sonichu's adventures to Superhero and main character, pretty much making the character that used to represent him obsolete. He is all-powerful, always right, and cannot be defeated, classic traits of a Mary Sue. For a while, due to backlash about trumping the comic's namesake, Chris put his character in the time void, but continued to enact his fantasies through other characters.

Naitsirhc Giovanni

Chris's Anti-Sue, used to represent everything he hates. It's especially evident since its his name spelled backwards. Naitsirhc became a complete opposite to Chris and the ultimate evil when he turned gay. It gives Chris a perverse sense of pride that only he can defeat himself.

The Chaotic Combo represent individual aspects of Chris that he sees as idealized traits of himself.

Wild Sonichu

Chris's desire to be respected, as well as his desire to impress his father.

Bubbles Rosechu

Likely the gender-flipped version of Wild; Chris's desire to impress his mother. He usefulness as a character could potentially have been derailed when Barb told him the sub-episodes were stupid and he should stop them.

Punchy Sonichu

Chris's sense of humor.

Angelica Rosechu

Chris's religious beliefs. Granted, she's Catholic, but her beliefs are consistent with Chris's, including every last hypocrisy.

Magi-Chan Sonichu

Chris's God-Mode Sue. Even he becomes obsolete when Chris has psychic powers as well.

Reginald Sneasel

Used to represent Chris in Dating Education when he was trapped in the time void. Reginald, like Chris, attempted to sabotage Punchy's attempts to attract Layla, much like Chris's own attempts to come between Liquid and Kacey. When that fails, he still finds a girlfriend in Angelica while doing absolutely nothing to work for it.

Robbie

Chris's avatar for his childhood. He wants to relive a time when he was young and wasn't blamed for his actions. In this case, Sonichu and Rosechu turn into idealized versions of Bob and Barbara, respectively.

See Also

• The Universal Mary Sue Litmus test; see how each of the Sonichu characters score in this test
• Twilight, another Mary Sue novel that Chris reportedly enjoys

Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas

Chris is his own worst enemy. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets really bad ideas. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving to all that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of heartless jerks.

• Chris uploads hand-drawn Rule 34 to Encyclopedia Dramatica of his own accord, including shecameforcwc.jpg.
• He recycles his navy, thinking that there is a finite amount of sperm he can produce and wants to preserve as much as possible. In an email to PandaHalo, he claimed that he came up with this idea all on his own.
• Chris invents Dating Education as a way to help autistic virgins like himself get laid (see below).
• Chris assumes one automatically gets sex on the third date. He's been barely able to get past the first.
• The required reading for Date ED is a book written by a nine-year-old intended for other nine-year-olds. Even then, Chris ignores certain parts of the book that are simply common sense to the rest of us because he's too lazy to put effort into trying to get a girlfriend.
• In fact, Chris believes he is owed sex for being friends with a girl.
• His idea of Women's rights is the right to strip in public in protest to having pickles drawn on pictures of them.
• He created Attraction Signs to try and get a girl to come to him, while generally creeping out patrons at various stores he brings the sign to.
• He entered a troll forum under the guise of a troll and suggested they rape Rocky. Whether it was to make them look bad or if he wanted to do it himself, either way it was a very, very bad idea.
• Chris thought that it was a good idea to insult Clyde by comparing him to a National tragedy.
• He removed the wireless antenna from his PS3, thinking it could stop the bug trolls planted in it and would have no adverse effects on the PS3, let alone void the warranty.
• Chris thinks porn is educational and should be shown to children.
• He believes Aspergers is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is BLASPHEMOUS.
• Most of all, Chris's idea of being HONEST is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
  • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
  • Wearing a sports bra, including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
  • Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's STRAIGHT!