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The '''Kacey calls''' are a series of phone calls between [[Chris]] and his then [[ | The '''Kacey calls''' are a series of phone calls between [[Chris]] and his then [[gal pal]] [[Kacey]]. Chris spent [[August 2009|August]] to [[October 2009]] trying to build Kacey into his [[Sweetheart From the Ground-Up]] by lying to her and listening to her yell at him. He learned nothing. | ||
==Call 1== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call}} | |||
After finding out that [[Liquid Chris]] had a girlfriend, [[Solid Chris]] called her so he could "ease her into the truth" about her boyfriend's lies. Then he talks about eating cum off her tits. This call represents possibly the happiest moment in Chris and Kacey's "relationship", it's all downhill from here. | |||
==Call 2== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 2}} | |||
Chris continues to pose as Kacey's boyfriend, and organizes a meeting between the two of them. It all seems to be going so well... | |||
==Call 3== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 3}} | |||
After revealing the shocking truth that he is actually a fat creepy manchild, Kacey is disgusted and calls Chris up to yell at him. Chris pleads innocence and attempts to explain how HE is the victim here and Kacey is stupid for not understanding that. | |||
==Call 4== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 4}} | |||
A few weeks later, Chris and Kacey appear to be on relatively good terms with each other. Chris begins by reading a list of conversation topics he'd prepared, but things quickly devolve into Kacey questioning Chris about his many failures and him lying about everything. Eventually Kacey convinces Chris to look for a job. | |||
==Call 5== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 5}} | |||
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's understanding of money and the fact this his college experience was a waste of time for everyone involved. | |||
==Call 6== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 6}} | |||
Chris describes his few good experiences from his college days and his hatred towards his CADD Teacher. Later, he tries to convince Kacey that he has multiple personalities, and his former personality was the weak and gullible one, but now he's switched over to the more "dynamic" one. Kacey basically laughs at him and tells him he's stupid, so he gives up on that idea and tries to pretend it never happened. The call ends with Kacey worrying that Chris is going to die because of his unhealthy lifestyle. | |||
==Call 7== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 7}} | |||
==Call 8== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 8}} | |||
==Call 9== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 9}} | |||
==Call 10== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 10}} | |||
==Call 11== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 11}} | |||
==Call 12== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 12}} | |||
==Call 13== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 13}} | |||
==Call 14== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 14}} | |||
==Call 15== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 15}} | |||
==Call 16== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 16}} | |||
==Call 17== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 17}} | |||
==Call 18== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 18}} | |||
==Call 19== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 19}} | |||
==Call 20== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 20}} | |||
==Call 21== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 21}} | |||
==Call 22== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 22}} | |||
==Call 23== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 23}} | |||
==Call 24== | |||
{{main|Kacey Call 24}} | |||
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Revision as of 18:44, 7 March 2011
The Kacey calls are a series of phone calls between Chris and his then gal pal Kacey. Chris spent August to October 2009 trying to build Kacey into his Sweetheart From the Ground-Up by lying to her and listening to her yell at him. He learned nothing.
Call 1
- Main article: Kacey Call
After finding out that Liquid Chris had a girlfriend, Solid Chris called her so he could "ease her into the truth" about her boyfriend's lies. Then he talks about eating cum off her tits. This call represents possibly the happiest moment in Chris and Kacey's "relationship", it's all downhill from here.
Call 2
- Main article: Kacey Call 2
Chris continues to pose as Kacey's boyfriend, and organizes a meeting between the two of them. It all seems to be going so well...
Call 3
- Main article: Kacey Call 3
After revealing the shocking truth that he is actually a fat creepy manchild, Kacey is disgusted and calls Chris up to yell at him. Chris pleads innocence and attempts to explain how HE is the victim here and Kacey is stupid for not understanding that.
Call 4
- Main article: Kacey Call 4
A few weeks later, Chris and Kacey appear to be on relatively good terms with each other. Chris begins by reading a list of conversation topics he'd prepared, but things quickly devolve into Kacey questioning Chris about his many failures and him lying about everything. Eventually Kacey convinces Chris to look for a job.
Call 5
- Main article: Kacey Call 5
Chris and Kacey discuss Chris's understanding of money and the fact this his college experience was a waste of time for everyone involved.
Call 6
- Main article: Kacey Call 6
Chris describes his few good experiences from his college days and his hatred towards his CADD Teacher. Later, he tries to convince Kacey that he has multiple personalities, and his former personality was the weak and gullible one, but now he's switched over to the more "dynamic" one. Kacey basically laughs at him and tells him he's stupid, so he gives up on that idea and tries to pretend it never happened. The call ends with Kacey worrying that Chris is going to die because of his unhealthy lifestyle.
Call 7
- Main article: Kacey Call 7
Call 8
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Call 9
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Call 10
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Call 11
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Call 12
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Call 13
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Call 14
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Call 15
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Call 16
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Call 17
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Call 18
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Call 19
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Call 20
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Call 21
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Call 22
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Call 23
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Call 24
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