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Article Prototype:Mary Sue

A Mary Sue (or in its male form, Gary or Marty Stu) is an informal literary term that refers to a character that contributes very little to the story, and often acts as a self-insert for the author. They are often characterized as over-idealized, flawless, and generally unlikable to most readers. Since the dawn of fan-fiction, Mary Sues have plagued fan literature by people with wish-fulfillment stories. As Sonichu is about as fan-fiction as it gets, it is loaded with many, many Mary Sues.

Sonichu

Originally the Mary Sue for Chris before he took over the role himself. Sonichu represented Chris back when he was still infatuated with Sarah Hammer, who was represented by Rosechu, and was envious of Wes Iseli, represented by Black Sonichu. Sonichu returned to the role of Chris's Mary Sue when Chris was sucked into the Time Void.

Rosechu

Ordinarily Rosechu is just a placeholder for Chris's ideal girlfriend, but sometimes she is used as his mouthpiece too. In Episode 17, she represents Chris's view on Women's rights and the justification of violence when you're REALLY AND TRULY STRESSED OUT. Her uploading of her own Rule 34 to 4-cent_garbage.com is also reminiscent of Chris doing the same to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)

In Issue 2, Chris was elevated from the narrator of Sonichu's adventures to Superhero and main character, pretty much making the character that used to represent him obsolete. He is all-powerful, always right, and cannot be defeated, classic traits of a Mary Sue. For a while, due to backlash about trumping the comic's namesake, Chris put his character in the time void, but continued to enact his fantasies through other characters.

Naitsirhc Giovanni

Chris's Anti-Sue, used to represent everything he hates. It's especially evident since its his name spelled backwards. Naitsirhc became a complete opposite to Chris and the ultimate evil when he turned gay. It gives Chris a perverse sense of pride that only he can defeat himself.

Black Sonichu

Originally used to represent Wes Iseli, Chris sometimes invokes Black Sonichu's darkness to express his own fury. This is most evident with his Black Sonichu Medallion. But Sonichu or Hobo-Chan are perfectly capable of doing this themselves.

The Chaotic Combo represent individual aspects of Chris that he sees as idealized traits of himself.

Wild Sonichu

Chris's desire to be respected, as well as his desire to impress his father.

Considering this interpretation of Wild, it may shed light on why Chris fought so hard to keep Simonla. Many suspected that he wanted to validate Wild's heterosexuality. It may have been because he didn't want to make it look like impressing his father was gay, so he showed he had a girlfriend.

Bubbles Rosechu

Likely the gender-flipped version of Wild; Chris's desire to impress his mother. He usefulness as a character could potentially have been derailed when Barb told him the sub-episodes were stupid and he should stop them.

Punchy Sonichu

Chris's sense of humor.

Angelica Rosechu

Chris's religious beliefs. Granted, she's Catholic, but her beliefs are consistent with Chris's, including every last hypocrisy.

Magi-Chan Sonichu

Chris's God-Mode Sue. Even he becomes obsolete when Chris has psychic powers as well.

Simonla Rosechu

While she exists primarily as Wild's sex toy, she expresses her desire to one day have a son named Reginald. Gee, I wonder where that little quip came from?

Silvana Rosechu

Originally she was the avatar for Chris's lonliness in Sonichu's News Dash. When she finally appeared in the comics, though, she had been corrupted into a hermaphroditic villain thanks to Graduon those damn, dirty trolls.

Reginald Sneasel

Used to represent Chris in Dating Education when he was trapped in the time void. Reginald, like Chris, attempted to sabotage Punchy's attempts to attract Layla, much like Chris's own attempts to come between Liquid and Kacey. When that fails, he still finds a girlfriend in Angelica while doing absolutely nothing to work for it.

Robbie

Chris's avatar for his childhood. He wants to relive a time when he was young and wasn't blamed for his actions. In this case, Sonichu and Rosechu turn into idealized versions of Bob and Barbara, respectively.

Terrah LeAnne Yowman

Essentially a gender-flipped version of Chris mixed with a rip-off of Carrie from the film of the same name. Basically, she outlines his anxiety about graduation, as well as his megalomania.

See Also

• The Universal Mary Sue Litmus test; see how each of the Sonichu characters score in this test
• Twilight, another Mary Sue novel that Chris reportedly enjoys

Article prototype: List of Chris's Bad ideas

Chris is his own worst enemy. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets really bad ideas. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving to all that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of heartless jerks.

• Chris uploads hand-drawn Rule 34 to Encyclopedia Dramatica of his own accord, including shecameforcwc.jpg.
• He recycles his navy, thinking that there is a finite amount of sperm he can produce and wants to preserve as much as possible. In an email to PandaHalo, he claimed that he came up with this idea all on his own.
• Chris invents Dating Education as a way to help autistic virgins like himself get laid (see below).
• Chris assumes one automatically gets sex on the third date. He's been barely able to get past the first.
• The required reading for Date ED is a book written by a nine-year-old intended for other nine-year-olds. Even then, Chris ignores certain parts of the book that are simply common sense to the rest of us because he's too lazy to put effort into trying to get a girlfriend.
• In fact, Chris believes he is owed sex for being friends with a girl.
• His idea of Women's rights is the right to strip in public in protest to having pickles drawn on pictures of them.
• He created Attraction Signs to try and get a girl to come to him, while generally creeping out patrons at various stores he brings the sign to.
• He entered a troll forum under the guise of a troll and suggested they rape Rocky. Whether it was to make them look bad or if he wanted to do it himself, either way it was a very, very bad idea.
• Chris thought that it was a good idea to insult Clyde by comparing him to a National tragedy.
• He removed the wireless antenna from his PS3, thinking it could stop the bug trolls planted in it and would have no adverse effects on the PS3, let alone void the warranty.
• Chris thinks porn is educational and should be shown to children.
• He believes Aspergers is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is BLASPHEMOUS.
• Upon Rocky's admittedly good advice, he attends Fridays After Five in an attempt to socialize. He ruins it by showing off his Muscle bra, with the writing "WANT WOMEN!" on it. Combined with his Gay Trucker look, it has the opposite effect.
• Most of all, Chris's idea of being HONEST is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
  • DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS
  • Wearing a sports bra, including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
  • Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's STRAIGHT!

TRANSFER: Preserved on CWCki from Asperpedia

Sonichu's Family

Sonichu

Tropes: The hero, lightning bruiser

Sonichu feels as though his whole world has come crashing down on him. His marriage is a sham, his father turns out to be a pathetic yet ruthless dictator, and the city he’s charged to protect is in utter Chaos. Everything he's ever known has been a lie perpetrated by his own creator. He must find the strength within himself to guide his friends in this new world they find themselves in.

Rosechu

Tropes: (faux)Action girl, the atoner, mama bear, one winged angel

Rosechu wakes up to the realization that she’s made many mistakes in her life. There’s video footage out on the internet of her stripping naked and faceraping an innocent man; her children are bickering with one another because she didn’t care for them properly, and her marriage is in deep trouble, as there was little substance between her and her husband to begin with. Tensions increase with accusations of infidelity on both sides, and finally her daughter Cerah runs away. Rosechu decides she must do the right thing and find her daughter to set things right.

Cerah

Tropes: Action girl, Iron woobie, Cain and Abel

Cerah grows to be embittered by her narcissistic sister Christine, who is constantly bullying her by how much of a “perfect” child she is. The constant taunts and berating from her sister, as well as the lack of parental intervention, gives her an inferiority complex. The abuse eventually becomes so great that she runs away from home, and even permanently evolves into an Incredible Lioness.

Christine

Tropes: The Big bad (to cerah), Cain and Abel, Narcisist

Textbook narcissist with an affinity for mirrors. She also thinks of herself as a princess right out of Arabian Nights, and dresses accordingly. Because of all the favoritism lauded on her by her parents, she evolves early into a Rosechu and rubs it in Cerah’s face. Her narcissism is derived from the claim that she is a “Shining” Rosee, which may actually be a coverup for her true parentage.

Robbie

Tropes:The ditz/Ralph Wiggum, Attention deficit...ooh shiny, cheerful child/keet, cute shotaro

A slow-in-the-mind who wants to pursue his own love quest. In this regard he turns to his grandfather Chris for advice, but eventually finds his help unsuitable and finds success in his own. ironically, this is due to him misinterpreting Chris's advice so that he actually does everything right when finding a girl. Also has a very irritating speech impediment, and a little slow-in-the-mind as he fails to comprehend all the problems his family is having.

The Chaotic Combo

Wild

Tropes: The atoner, the leader, my god what have I done, eldritch powers (I'm giving more uses to his vines and have him know more plant type moves)

Former leader of the Chaotic Combo. Wild tries to be a good father to Sandy, especially after losing her mother, but ever since she started to lose her sanity it hasn’t been easy. As he slowly realizes that it was his fault for forcing his daughter to kill a man, he enters a deep depression and nearly commits suicide. However, his friends intervene and help set him on the path to redemption.

Punchy

Tropes: the big guy, combat pragmatist, mighty glacier

EXTREMELY AZN. Disgusted by the legal immunity Sonichus possess, Punchy is the first to openly speak out against the CWCville regime. He also loses interest in his sexaholic girlfriend Layla. When Reginald rapes Layla, though, Punchy intervenes and beats Reginald into submission, but not before first alerting the police. After the incident, Punchy decides to become a vigilante, believing it takes a Chu to stop a Chu.

Bubbles

Tropes: crazy awesome/the ditz/cloud cockoolander, genki girl, beware the nice ones, I want my beloved to be happy (if we make it that black sonichu leaves with naitsirhc)

She may appear ditzy and airheaded, but she has a hidden reserve of intelligence that she summons when she attends law school. After witnessing both the mock trial of the Asperpedia 4 and what happened to Layla, she decides that not only will she prove she’s not a dumbass, she will also help right the wrongs of the CWCville legal system. She highly favors the Socratic method by duping her opponents with her obfuscated stupidity.

Angelica

Tropes: team mom, mama bear, the atoner, nightmare fetishist, Friend to all living things

Angelica has a crisis of faith when she reads The Bible for the first time, discovering such commandments as “Thou Shalt not Kill” and no sex before marriage. Realizing her previously promiscuous nature to be both sinful and hypocritical, she stops having sex with her then-boyfriend Reginald and takes a vow of chastity. She later becomes a religious leader in CWCville and helps the city transition out of the state-mandated "First Church of GodBearJesus". (Okay that last part I added in, I have no idea what else to call Chris's religious beliefs)

Magi-Chan

Tropes: the lancer, the smart guy, stoic, time stand still, time travel, squishy wizard, I'm not left handed, not so above it all, bisexual/asexual

Magi-Chan discovers that he is losing control over his powers. His rampant abuse of his psychic abilities in Sonichu 10 has actually begun to physically harm himself, including his mental capabilities. Not only that, he’s losing restraint over both his power and emotions, and decides to lead a life of isolation, to be called out only when he is direly needed. Silvana frequently pesters him in his hermitage. Magi-Chan fears being corrupted by his power, but also feels guilt for his past actions wherein he abused his abilities to Psychically spy on the people of CWCville, as well as his inability to save Simonla when he was tied up trying to read Evan's and Simonchu's minds for any murder plots. (Their minds weren't blanked; they simply had no murder plot to begin with.)

CWCville Residents

Sandy

Tropes: my god what have I done, tomboy and girly girl (to zapina)

Before the destruction of the Idiot Ball, Sandy was a gleeful, carefree girl. Shortly after, though, she had reoccurring nightmares about killing Evan and Alec. Eventually she develops a phobia of drills and starts flipping out in public. Her fear is crippling to the point of violence, and may need to be institutionalized.

Simonla

Tropes: Dead Character

Dead at this point, but probably will appear in flashbacks pertaining to her death. We're also in conflict to her exact origin story, whether to use Chris's, Evan's, or possibly merge the two.

Zapina

Tropes: token loli/moe moe, Tomboy and girly girl (with Sandy)

Zapina realize she’s dressed unacceptably, especially for one her age, and dresses more modestly. She also becomes aware of Chris’s and Lolisa’s eerie glances at her. She remains good friends with Sandy, even as the latter starts to go insane from the nightmares she’s having.

Darkbind

Tropes: Knight in sour armor, Lawful good

RuleCWC disappeared the day the Idiot Ball was shattered; it turns out it was actually an illusion first created by an ancient demon named Zelina. He becomes extremely embittered by the loss, but decides to make the best of it by becoming a vigilante as well.

Zelina

In reality, she's a demon closely related to those trapped within the Cherokian Crystals. She created a Rosechu version of herself to convince Darkbind to seek out the Crystals and bring them all to her. Unfortunatly, Chris's intereference through Ultra Sonichu put a dent in her plans where, through the Idiot Ball's influence, her fake from was awoken. Once it was destroyed, however, she's free to do as she wills without Chris messing up her plans.

Simonchu

Tropes: Lawful neutral, canon immigrant

Though embittered by the murder of his father Evan, Simonchu goes to CWCville to try and help his niece Sandy after learning about their troubles. At first Wild is paranoid that Simonchu is still in league with Simonla’s killers, but Simonchu eventually gets Wild to see reason and allow him to help Sandy. Eventually they together learn the truth behind Simonla’s death and the part the Asperpedia 4 played.

Jiggliami & Blanca

Both were spies for the PVCC. Chris executed Blanca in cold blood when he discovered her secret. He imprisoned Jiggliami, who was released later as a witness against Chris during his trial.

Dr. Bill Schwartz

Bill the Scientist gives his insight to Wild on what happened the day Simonla died. It turns out the CWCville General Hospital has very few real doctors, mostly due Chris's inability to manage a city. He himself wasn't a M.D. at all, and so they were forced to euthanize Simonla when they couldn't save her.

Megagi LeSkunk

Returns to being her old butch self, probably breaks up with Bionic. Either way she doesn't stick around for long.

Chloe

Tropes: break the cutie (not as severe as layla though)

In memory of her deceased owner PandaHalo, Chloe becomes a firefighter. But when she starts questioning her boyfriend BlazeBob about mysterious arson incidents, he sets her on fire and slowly tortures her to death, but is saved by Punchy and Darkbind who rescue her on their first mission together.

Wes-Li

Tropes: Affably evil

Wes-Li is the initial suspect for Patti-Chan's disappearance, but it turns out he's got nothing to do with it.

Jamsta

Tropes: Totally radical, split personalities, retrux

Jamsta’s state-run radio station is falling on hard times, and he’s resorted to common thievery to stay afloat. He even has to rob record stores just to find new music now that the people of CWCville have varied tastes in music.

Lolisa

Tropes: lolicon, shotacon

Lolisa is a closet pedophile. Which explains why she allowed Zapina in the ‘Strip for Women’s Rights’. Aside from that, probably still the blandest Rosechu in existence.

Layla Flaffy

Tropes: Break the cutie

A shallow, but well-meaning, sex-obsessed Flaffy that gets raped by Reginald. Afterward she becomes very dependent on Punchy, even if the affection isn’t reciprocated. As he's home less often, and she wants to prove her love to him, she seeks out a mentor to better herself, and finds one in the Dean of the PVCC.

Allison Amber

Tropes: hypercompetent sidekick, bottle fairy, the straight man

Allison starts believing that she’s far better at running the city than the mayor is. In fact, the city got along just fine when Chris was in the Time Void, it didn’t get nuked at all like he claimed. After the overthrow of Chris, Allison wins the first CWCville election in a landslide victory (Running mate BILLY MAYS was tragically assassinated some time before).

PVCC

Silvana

Tropes:depraved bisexual, chaotic neutral, stalker with a crush/the foil (to magi-chan, but the stalker is not really extreme), voluntary shapeshifting

Silvana is still a hermaphrodite. She is in many respects the opposite of Magi-chan; she believes he takes himself far too seriously and berates/mocks him whenever she can. She's Jealous that Magi-Chan was appointed for 'Psychic Sexual Surveillance', a position she would have gladly abused for her own pleasure.

Mary Lee Walsh

Tropes: lawful good, ms. fanservice, (in)voluntary shapeshifter (voluntary post I.B), yaoi fangirl

A powerful witch in her own right, and assistant to Graduon. “Slaweel Ryam” is actually the alias of the dean of the PVCC. In reality her magic keeps her young, but puts on her older appearance so that horny male students (i.e. Chris) don’t hit on her. Mary first learned of the Idiot Ball after studying Cherokian Magic and teamed up with Graduon to destroy it. Their previous attacks on CWCville were actually raids to cover up their search for it. After their final assault on the city, Graduon was convinced it wasn’t in CWCville but suspected the Cherokian’s obsession with the moon had something to do with it. They pretended to have a falling out so that Mary could get Graduon released from the orb and buy him time to escape to the moon. Mary is later released from prison after the rebellion against Chris, but finds her relationship with Graduon strained as he shows less restraint in destroying Chris once and for all.

Metal Sonichu/Count Graduon

Tropes: anti-villain/anti-hero, not quite dead

Graduon is actually the leader of the Wasabi rebels that fought against the ancient Cherokian King who was captured and trapped inside his orb prison. He could only be released by the Ancestor's descendant, so in a clever ruse, Mary convinces Chris to destroy the orb while she distracted him in combat. After being released from his orb, Graduon travels to the moon, the one place they haven’t looked for the Idiot Ball. He finds the body of Metal Sonichu and takes possession of it. He discovers it is equipped with a “plot device detector” that Robotnik had previously installed (as he became Genre Savy from his own cartoon and comics) and is able to locate the magically-shielded Idiot Ball, wherein he smashes it with his fists. Graduon returns to CWCville to finish the job, but many find his actions too ruthless, as many times in the past he’s been willing to destroy CWCville just to stop Chris.

The Miscreants

Jason Kendrick Howell

Tropes: BIG BOSS. 'Nuff said.

Jason is one of the few surviving trolls living in CWCville. He feels remorse for abandoning his comrades in their hour of need and takes it upon himself to aid the survivors, eventually forming The Miscreants organization. Sonichu approaches him to plead with him into removing the footage of Rosechu faceraping him, to which he bitterly responds, “You reap what you sow”. He and his comrades eventually play a part in the eventual defeat of Chris.

Christian "Liquid" Mercury Chandler

Tropes: The Ace, Liquid Snake

Formerly Naitirhc, Liquid was actually an early victim of the Idiot Ball’s reality warping effects. Simply for having the same name as Chris, he was cursed into having his name backwards and being forced to be his counterpart’s enemy. At one time he tried to free himself by creating a clone named IBAChandler, but he failed miserably. He became Reldnahc when Chris accessed a special cursed that the Ancestor used on his enemies to turn them into raging hulk-like monsters. However, instead of rage, Chris felt homophobia at the time, and thus turned Naitsirhc into a homogay. The supposed gay-vaccine did nothing to reverse his condition; it was just the black medallion's destruction that caused the reversal. Freed from his enslavement, he joins The Miscreants to get his revenge on Chris.

Black "Blake" Sonichu

Tropes: lightning bruiser, magnificent bastard

Blake decides to reunite with his former master Naitsirhc and join him on his new escapades. He discovers that he is actually quite clever, but also very devious, much like his father, and uses this to his advantage. I've suggested that he could be the "Vulcan Raven" character in The Miscreants, as he's far more ripped now.

Mayoral Forces

Bobby "Faust" Sonichu

A genius geneticist that eventually works for Chris. He convinces him to allow him access to all of CWCville's resources when he claims he can make an gay vaccine that actually works, as well as replace his disloyal subjects with a TRUE and LOYAL fanbase army. He starts creating mass quantities of proto-sonees (which are really just what sonees look like under the Idiot Ball's influence) as both test subjects and army conscripts. That's right. He's making babies into soldiers. Mutant babies.

Trisha Rosechu

Puts her complete faith in fate, allowing chance to take over her decisions. Trisha and Kitty are lesbians. Gambler's theme.

Whisp Sonichu

A warrior who's complete loyalty in Chris warps his perception of honor to the degree that it severely compromises his morals. Also, he practices Russian Martial Arts, a deadly fighting style that focuses on pressure points.

Kitty Rosechu

I forget her characterization, so I'll just put "violently insane".

Swift Sonichu

Manipulates gravity and is a spirit medium. Swift prefers to suppress his opponents rather than outright kill them. Has a man-crush on Magi-Chan.

BlazeBob

Tropes: Psycho electro/with great power comes great insanity, face heel turn, moral event horizon

Being a fire pokemon, BlazeBob develops an obsession with fire. He also changes his name from the retarded "BlazeBob" to the simpler "Blazer". Becoming a full-blown pyromaniac, he starts setting CWCville on fire and Chloe, as well. He is defeated by Punchy and Darkbind.

Reginald Sneasel

Tropes: complete monster/took a level in jerkass, combat pragmatist(in a negative way)

Reginald grows to be a horny devil, which frustrates him to no end that his girlfriend has stopped having sex with him. Remembering how he originally wanted to hook up with Layla, he decides to pay her a visit and ends up brutally molesting her. Like Chris, he has no concept of personal boundaries, but goes that extra step in violating them. He is stopped by Punchy and sent to prison.

Marvey Blaziken

Tropes: Knight Templar

District Attorney for CWCville and rival to Public Defender Bubbles. Despite his bizarre appearance, he is stern and nonsensical. He may not agree with all of Chris's arcane laws, but believes in upholding the law for the sake of order. That all comes crashing down when the legal system of CWCville itself is put into question.

Judge Slack Lewis

Hack judge appointed by Chris himself, Slack is largely responsible for the Kangaroo Court, though the laws he has to work with do a lot of the work for him. He thinks he can be the next Judge Judy but fails to take trials seriously, let alone conduct them appropriately. The man has no qualifications as Judge; he was appointed simply so that he could conduct Chris's show trials for him. Lewis is forcibly recused so that Chris can be tried legitimately for his crimes.

Proto-sonees

When the people of CWCville overthrow Chris, ancestor realizes that Chris is completely screwed without the Idiot Ball. To compensate, he takes the remaining ambient energy and gives it to Chris to use with his best talent, which is drawing. But because Chris can’t draw, the only creatures he is able to bring to life is poorly-drawn sonees and rosees, and they quickly die out after one or two weeks. Faust is working on a way to extend their lifespans and grow them into soldiers, but in the mean time disposes of the dead babies in a Mister Bucket and performs various experiments on them. Variants:

• Sonee-rosey: a rosey that had a sonee’s skin and organs grafted on to her. She is a permanent hermaphroditic chimera used to breed more sonees as needed.
• Pumpkin freak: created with an accidental dose of CWC cola. Used in maintenance and guard duty.
• Drone: soldier class
• Berserker: similar to an Incredible Lioness, but impossible to control.
• Brumak: Massive Sonichu capable of carrying artillery.
• Undead: zombies reanimated by Patti-Chan that can withstand tons of abuse.

Patti-Chan

Tropes: involuntary shapeshifting, the woobie, (aiming for a) tearjerker, attack attack attack, I just want my master to be happy

With the idiot ball destroyed, Patti is revealed for what she truly is; the resurrected Zombie of Chris’s dog. Punchy and Darkbind argue amongst themselves on whether they can save their former friend or must put her down before she starts a zombie epidemic.

Crystal Weston Chandler

Tropes: The man behind the man, the dragon, distaff counterpart

Crystal the "dream sibling" was created by summoning ancient Cherokian magic through Chris's pixelblock Heart Wand. The Ancestor actually planned to use Crystal as a "Backup" in case Chris failed to work out for him and he needed a new descendant to work for him. Under the influence of the Idiot Ball, however, she ends up being mostly useless except saving Chris's ass during his Love Quest. Once her original programming takes over, she becomes far more violent and protective of her brother’s regime. Crystal is finally defeated by Simonchu, who’s drill attack causes her to “spiral” into oblivion.

Christian Weston Chandler

Tropes: The big bad, too dumb to live, villain protagonist, moral event horizon

Chris crashes into slumber around the same time the Idiot Ball is destroyed. When he wakes up, his first notable sign something’s wrong is that he’s breaking out in Acne and his hair is thinning. He starts looking more and more like Sammy until he becomes his TRUE and HONEST fatass self. He’s eventually deposed by his former slaves as his powers are stripped away.

Leader of the Cherokian Clan

Direct Ancestor of Chris and creator of the many Cherokian relics, including the Idiot Ball and Sonichu Crystals. He attempted to use these to control the world, but was defeated by the Wasabi clan. They could not, however, destroy the artifacts, nor prevent the soul of the Cherokian King from controlling his descendant in the distant future. He, like Chris, lacks empathy and pity and wishes to manipulate the rest of mankind, but is far more intelligent and cunning. He is frustrated by the dumbassery and childishness of Chris and has to coax him into fulfilling his plans.

Other possible characters to add later;

• Robert Simmons V a.k.a. Solidus Chris
• Jimmy Hill
• Lovely Weather
• Kel
• Yawning Squirtle
• Bionic
• Basement Rosechus