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[[Image:SarahDeath.jpg|thumb|right|120px|[[Optimus Prime]], brutally murdering [[Sarah Jackson]].]]
[[Image:SarahDeath.jpg|thumb|right|190px|[[Optimus Prime]], brutally murdering [[Sarah Jackson]].]]
 
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'''[[Wikipedia:Transformers|Transformers]]''' are robots in disguise which are more than meets the eye. [[Chris]] has been fascinated with the Transformers since he was young. Even now, well into adulthood, he invests his Transformers toys with great significance, and Transformers have become a major presence in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
'''[[Wikipedia:Transformers|Transformers]]''' are robots in disguise which are more than meets the eye. [[Chris]] has been fascinated with the Transformers since he was young. Even now, well into adulthood, he invests his Transformers toys with great significance, and Transformers have become a major presence in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
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While Chris isn't a dedicated collector, the jumbled mass of crap that fills his room includes several Transformers toys. Of particular note is his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, which he has often used as a sort of totem to reinforce his heterosexuality. When [[Clyde Cash]] forced him to "admit" that he was gay, Chris held his Prime toy tightly throughout [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|the video in question]], which he later explained was a way of asserting his straightness in spite of his words.
While Chris isn't a dedicated collector, the jumbled mass of crap that fills his room includes several Transformers toys. Of particular note is his [[Optimus Prime]] toy, which he has often used as a sort of totem to reinforce his heterosexuality. When [[Clyde Cash]] forced him to "admit" that he was gay, Chris held his Prime toy tightly throughout [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|the video in question]], which he later explained was a way of asserting his straightness in spite of his words.


In [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris compares his Transformers and [[My Little Pony]]s as ways of studying the traits of the opposite gender and using them as [[Fail|roleplay models]]. It's possible that Chris really does practice what he preaches, and might pick Transformers and My Little Ponys as comforting remnants of his (actual) childhood from the '80s and '90s. By sheer coincidence, an unaired Transformers PSA urged children to treat the opposite gender as equals and not to jump to stereotyped conclusions. Had it aired, who knows what could've happened? You know, besides Chris [[White knight emails|immediately disregarding good advice, as usual.]]
In [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris compares his Transformers and [[My Little Pony]]s as ways of studying the traits of the opposite gender and using them as roleplay models. It's possible that Chris really does practice what he preaches, and might pick Transformers and My Little Ponys as comforting remnants of his (actual) childhood from the '80s and '90s.


Some of Chris's favorite popular music comes from [[Wikipedia:The Transformers The Movie: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack|the soundtrack]] to the animated movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]''. He once recorded a [[Cwc dare|video]] of himself singing [[Wikipedia:Stan Bush|Stan Bush]]'s "Dare," and downloaded a number of other songs from the soundtrack - like [[Parody|"Dare To Be Stupid" by "Weird" Al Yankovic]] - from [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|Rhapsody.com]].
Some of Chris's favorite popular music comes from [[Wikipedia:The Transformers The Movie: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack|the soundtrack]] to the animated movie ''[[Wikipedia:The Transformers: The Movie|The Transformers: The Movie]]''. He once recorded a [[Cwc dare|video]] of himself singing [[Wikipedia:Stan Bush|Stan Bush]]'s "Dare," and downloaded a number of other songs from the soundtrack - like [[Parody|"Dare To Be Stupid" by "Weird" Al Yankovic]] - from [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|Rhapsody.com]].
[[Wikipedia:The Touch (Stan Bush song)|The Touch]] was also Chris's choice of song for [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|round 4]] of the [[SingStar Challenge]] against [[Liquid Chris]]. He lost.


==Transformers in ''Sonichu''==
==Transformers in ''Sonichu''==
While they were not originally part of the ''Sonichu oeuvre'', Transformers slowly crept into the spotlight. [[Bagget]]'s "Decepti-clone" "Change-Bot" [[Crackder]] was the first to join the series, in [[Sub-Episode_7|Sub-Episode 7]]. Episode 20 introduced a flood of new Transformers, including [[Punchy|Punchy's]] motorcycle [[Prower]] and several others.
While they were not originally part of the ''Sonichu oeuvre'', Transformers slowly crept into the spotlight. [[Bagget]]'s "Change-Bot" [[Crackder]] was the first to join the series, in [[Sub-Episode 7]] of [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']]. Later on [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']] would introduce a flood of new Transformers, including [[Punchy]]'s motorcycle [[Prower]], the comic version of Chris's car [[Son-Chu]], the [[Jerkop Punislav]], and [[Armoraxe]].


Chris's attempts at drawing Transformers are typically awful, but he does even more artistic violence to their famous logos. The Autobots' logo in [[CWCville]] is a light and dark striped circle, with a red and white checkered pattern on the inside and a red face on the center that barely resembles the Autobots' true logo. This odd logo is due to the fact that the Autobots in CWCville are also referred as "[[Samurai Pizza Bots]]" (swiped from another of Christian's favorite anime series, the ''[[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]''), so the symbol is supposedly a pizza. But while the Autobots have to suffer the humiliation of being associated with pizzas, the Decepti-clones' logo is just plain idiotic; not bothering to redraw the [[Wikipedia:Decepticon|Decepticons']] symbol (probably it's far too complicated for our "artist"'s little mind), he just drew a weird spiked yellow shape filled with purple. It reads "The [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]", with the initials "PVCC" written with a green-apple color.
In the comics, the Transformers are divided into the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], the unfortunately named defenders of [[CWCville]], and the [[Decepti-Clones]], a much larger army under the control of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]. The Decepticons working for PVCC come in three variants and are all mass produced. They attack the city with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s [[Jerkop]] army in ''Sonichu #9'' and are completely wiped out during the course of the battle.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_92</ref> The Autobots are far less numerous, only numbering five members, but are evidently much more powerful than their counterparts, as while the entire Decepti-Clone army is destroyed during the Battle of CWCville, the Autobots [[Chris and writing|do not lose a single member]].


==Transformers elsewhere==
==Transformers elsewhere==
For reasons that remain difficult to determine, Chris chose to depict the 18-wheeler that killed [[Sarah Jackson]] with Optimus Prime's distinctive red and silver paint job. Either Chris intentionally drew a Transformer crushing his would-be sweetheart, or (more likely) the image just bubbled up out of his infamously limited imagination.
For reasons that remain difficult to determine, Chris chose to depict the 18-wheeler that killed [[Sarah Jackson]] with Optimus Prime's distinctive red and silver paint job. Either Chris intentionally drew a Transformer crushing his would-be sweetheart, or (more likely) the image just bubbled up out of his infamously limited imagination.


[[Sonichu Special 4]] features Chris shooting his rival [[CChanSonichuCWC]] with what looks very much like an early Megatron toy. The real-life version of the toy also appears in some of Chris's videos. In [[CWC is Angry]] he shot at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the "gun," while in the [[War Paint Video]] he used it to threaten his enemies in general.
[[Sonichu Special 4]] features Chris shooting his rival [[CChanSonichuCWC]] with what looks very much like an early Megatron toy. The [[Megatron pistol|real-life version]] also appears in some of Chris's videos. In [[CWC is Angry]] he shot at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the "gun," while in the [[War Paint Video]] he used it to threaten his enemies in general.
 
==References==
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==See also==
==See also==
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]], Chris's failbots of [[CWCville]].
*[[Samurai Pizza Bots]], Chris's failbots of CWCville.
*[[Decepti-Clone|Decepti-Clones]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s failbots of [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|PVCC]].
*[[Decepti-Clones]], Mary Lee Walsh's failbots of PVCC.
*[[Optimus Prime]]
*[[Megatron pistol]]
*[[Megatron pistol]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
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[[Category:Transformers]]

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Transformers are robots in disguise which are more than meets the eye. Chris has been fascinated with the Transformers since he was young. Even now, well into adulthood, he invests his Transformers toys with great significance, and Transformers have become a major presence in his comics.

Transformers in Chris's life

While Chris isn't a dedicated collector, the jumbled mass of crap that fills his room includes several Transformers toys. Of particular note is his Optimus Prime toy, which he has often used as a sort of totem to reinforce his heterosexuality. When Clyde Cash forced him to "admit" that he was gay, Chris held his Prime toy tightly throughout the video in question, which he later explained was a way of asserting his straightness in spite of his words.

In Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE, Chris compares his Transformers and My Little Ponys as ways of studying the traits of the opposite gender and using them as roleplay models. It's possible that Chris really does practice what he preaches, and might pick Transformers and My Little Ponys as comforting remnants of his (actual) childhood from the '80s and '90s.

Some of Chris's favorite popular music comes from the soundtrack to the animated movie The Transformers: The Movie. He once recorded a video of himself singing Stan Bush's "Dare," and downloaded a number of other songs from the soundtrack - like "Dare To Be Stupid" by "Weird" Al Yankovic - from Rhapsody.com.

The Touch was also Chris's choice of song for round 4 of the SingStar Challenge against Liquid Chris. He lost.

Transformers in Sonichu

While they were not originally part of the Sonichu oeuvre, Transformers slowly crept into the spotlight. Bagget's "Change-Bot" Crackder was the first to join the series, in Sub-Episode 7 of Sonichu #4. Later on Sonichu #9 would introduce a flood of new Transformers, including Punchy's motorcycle Prower, the comic version of Chris's car Son-Chu, the Jerkop Punislav, and Armoraxe.

In the comics, the Transformers are divided into the Samurai Pizza Bots, the unfortunately named defenders of CWCville, and the Decepti-Clones, a much larger army under the control of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. The Decepticons working for PVCC come in three variants and are all mass produced. They attack the city with Mary Lee Walsh's Jerkop army in Sonichu #9 and are completely wiped out during the course of the battle.[1] The Autobots are far less numerous, only numbering five members, but are evidently much more powerful than their counterparts, as while the entire Decepti-Clone army is destroyed during the Battle of CWCville, the Autobots do not lose a single member.

Transformers elsewhere

For reasons that remain difficult to determine, Chris chose to depict the 18-wheeler that killed Sarah Jackson with Optimus Prime's distinctive red and silver paint job. Either Chris intentionally drew a Transformer crushing his would-be sweetheart, or (more likely) the image just bubbled up out of his infamously limited imagination.

Sonichu Special 4 features Chris shooting his rival CChanSonichuCWC with what looks very much like an early Megatron toy. The real-life version also appears in some of Chris's videos. In CWC is Angry he shot at a picture of Adam Stackhouse with the "gun," while in the War Paint Video he used it to threaten his enemies in general.

References

See also