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! colspan="2" | | ! colspan="2" |Ahuviya Rotem Harel | ||
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|Phillip V. Haskins-Delici | |||
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| | | Jack Thaddeus<br>ADF<br>Felipe Delicias | ||
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| '''Date of Birth''' | | '''Date of Birth''' | ||
| 1985 | | 12 August [[1985]] | ||
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[[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]] | [[Image:jacktochris.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]] | ||
'''Jack Thaddeus''', | '''Jack Thaddeus''', real name '''Ahuviya''' (born 12 August 1985), is the [[troll]] responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings with [[Chris]]. He is also a TRUE and HONEST [[homo]].<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3]]</ref> | ||
==PSN hax== | ==PSN hax== | ||
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into [[Chris humps his PS3|dry-humping his PS3]] and [[It's UGH!|singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay"]]. Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind. | |||
Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref> | Jack worked with his daughter [[Samantha Thaddeus]] in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the [[Liquid Chris]] Saga.<ref>[[Jack Thaddeus E-mails#7/19/09|The Mysterious Man at Otakon]]</ref> | ||
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A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that Ahuviya was a [[Molvania|communist]] and into BDSM. | A week later, [[Calling_Out#Re-Calling Ahuvia|he revealed]] that Ahuviya was a [[Molvania|communist]] and into BDSM. | ||
In a shocking twist, it emerged that Jack/Ahuviya was none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a.k.a. ADF, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.<ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville]</ref><ref>[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel]</ref> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Bryan Bash]] | *[[Bryan Bash]] | ||
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==Sauces== | ==Sauces== | ||
<references /> | <references /> | ||
==External links== | |||
*[http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Main_Page ADFki] | |||
{{Trolls}} | {{Trolls}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Thaddeus, Jack}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Thaddeus, Jack}} | ||
[[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]] | [[Category:Trolls]][[Category: CWCipedia Saga]] | ||
Revision as of 06:55, 30 August 2011
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| Ahuviya Rotem Harel | |
| Birth name | Phillip V. Haskins-Delici |
| Alias | Jack Thaddeus ADF Felipe Delicias |
| Date of Birth | 12 August 1985 |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | American |
| Race | White |
Jack Thaddeus, real name Ahuviya (born 12 August 1985), is the troll responsible for various PSN-related trollings with Chris. He is also a TRUE and HONEST homo.[1]
PSN hax
Jack had a sweeping victory in the seizure of multiple Chris PSN accounts, using them to blackmail Chris into dry-humping his PS3 and singing the song "It's Okay to be Gay". Unimpressed by Chris's performance, he deleted them for the good of mankind.
Jack worked with his daughter Samantha Thaddeus in order to break into Chandler's PSN accounts and possibly bring about the beginning of the Liquid Chris Saga.[2]
CWCipedia advertisements
In November 2009, Jack purchased advertising space on the CWCipedia. One banner ad linked to a gay rights website (noting that the creator and hero of Family Guy both support gay rights, and using the hated word "naïve"), while another advertised Mexican vacations using an anthropomorphic cactus mascot.
Chris was incensed by the desecration of his wiki and demanded that the ads be removed. Upon being told that Thaddeus was responsible, Chris declared "I'll deal with him myself." Whatever measures he took, though, they didn't do much good, because the original ads were soon joined by many new banners featuring pickles, homos, and other things Chris hates and fears. These ads would have stayed for a long time since Jack, a gentle and generous soul, rented all the ads-space up to the end of 2010.
Jack eventually leased some of the adspace to Mao, the webmaster of the Asperpedia. On 25 February 2010, this lease apparently concluded, and Jack filled the website with dicks.
Eventually, on 18 March 2010, Jack pulled all his funding from the site, forcing the Sysop to take the site down. It came back the next day under the rule of Mao.
In the comics
Jack made his first full appearance in Sonichu #10 as the 4-cent_garbage building is collapsing. When Jason Kendrick Howell escapes, he condemns him and Clyde Cash for being homo trolls. When Beel escapes, he, too, condemns the two for their actions, saying that being homo trolls that are "slandering and tarnishing a innocent man's good name" is just as evil as being an assistant for Adolf Hitler. With no option left, Clyde and Jack jump into the 66+6 story elevator shaft to their suicide.
Called out
On 16 August 2011 Chris claimed to have dox on Jack, and claimed that his real name was Ahuviya, that he lived in Pennsylvania, and that Jack is planning to have gender reassignment surgery. He demanded a video of apology to be uploaded by Jack/Ahuviya by 10 September 2011.
A week later, he revealed that Ahuviya was a communist and into BDSM.
In a shocking twist, it emerged that Jack/Ahuviya was none other than Ahuviya Rotem Harel, a.k.a. ADF, a lolcow almost as big as Chris himself.[3][4]