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Not everything is rosy in Chris's LittleBigPlanet world, though: He has had problems saving his profile, because because he's collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how much you can carry. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he's also hoping he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?) | Not everything is rosy in Chris's LittleBigPlanet world, though: He has had problems saving his profile, because because he's collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how much you can carry. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In [[Chris-chan Discusses...|the ScrewAttackEurope interview]], he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he's also hoping he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?) | ||
Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, he also thinks that the pirates made versions of LittleBigPlanet for Wii and [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] before the game was even out. (This is all obviously false, though we can pretty much expect a pirate NES Mario hack to surface in Hong Kong ''any day now.'') | |||
== Chris vs. Sony vs. LBP Community == | == Chris vs. Sony vs. LBP Community == | ||
Revision as of 09:46, 8 July 2009
LittleBigPlanet's narrator and the very anti-thesis of Chris in many respects, being that he is intellegent, witty, and charming, as opposed to a bumbling moron.
LittleBigPlanet (also known as "Little Pig Blanket" as Chris mysteriously pronounces it as) is an innovative game for the PS3. Ahem ahem, a platformer game. Like Mario. A platformer game where you can make your own levels... which really isn't very original either.
Chris's LBP fandom
Chris is a huge fan of the game. He participated in the beta, and was very annoyed that he had to take a whole week of a break between the beta expiration and the official release[1] and was also terribly concerned about whether or not his creations from beta would still work in the real game. When LBP was released, it made Chris go off the Internet for about two months (November 2008 - December 2008). Chris now has 100% of trophies for LittleBigPlanet. LittleBigPlanet's main character, "Sack Boy", has appeared in several ill-placed adverts throughout his comics (most prominently in the preview for Sonichu 10, which was released before the blackout).
The biggest reason Chris latched onto LittleBigPlanet was that it let him make Sonichu: The Game. Seriously, that's all he ever wanted. There just weren't any idiot-proof game development platforms; they require unreasonable things like learning something about game design. With LittleBigPlanet, everyone can mash a level together! Or so the theory goes...
The title is a manifestation of Sony faggotry (often pulled out by fanboys to attack the Hex Bawx), which is possibly another reason Chris likes it so much.
It is also worth noting the irony, that Chris's favorite video game is narrated by Stephen Fry, a well known homosexual author, actor, comedian, narrarator (for classic literature and film), Atheist (and proponent of the supremecy of science, as opposed to theism) as well as an advocate for gay rights.
Not everything is rosy in Chris's LittleBigPlanet world, though: He has had problems saving his profile, because because he's collected so much stuff - and there is a certain limit on how much you can carry. In response, he created "collector's cases" to help him store all his crap. In the ScrewAttackEurope interview, he hoped that there would be "expandable memory usage" to allow him to save more junk. (All this is not entirely surprising, considering how much junk he and his family keeps around in real life, too.) In the same interview he's also hoping he could transfer some of the collected stuff to the PSP version of LittleBigPlanet as well. (We all know his opinion on giving away his material possessions, don't we?)
Since Chris has no idea what porting a game to different platform usually entails, he also thinks that the pirates made versions of LittleBigPlanet for Wii and Xbox 360 before the game was even out. (This is all obviously false, though we can pretty much expect a pirate NES Mario hack to surface in Hong Kong any day now.)
Chris vs. Sony vs. LBP Community
Sony have become best friends and worst enemies over LittleBigPlanet. Chris's "PS3 History" videos were featured on the LittleBigPlanet's main page. Plenty of lulz were to be had on the site's forums, when trolls began to link and post the many NOODZ of the creator.
Sony Europe also have pulled his Sonichu levels several weeks later under grounds of "Copyright Infringement" - some say he was just one of the casualties of a larger effort to curb widespread and blatant copyright infringements, others obviously argue the whole forum furor was, indeed, the casus belli. The deletion made Chris go off on a pointless butthurt crusade to have them reinstated to no avail.
Chris' LittleBigPlanet creations
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This article is still yet to be completed due to stress. We get a lot of stressful torture in our lives that makes us crash into slumber. Given that inspiration is a big variable, and we may have been lacking of it, this article will be completed as soon as possible, at our own pace... HONEST!
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Chris has created many levels in LittleBigPlanet and posted play-through videos of them. These videos are truly breathtaking; you rarely see an allegedly enthusiastic video game fan play so clumsily on such awfully designed levels, especially considering they're made by him. With thousands spent on games, one would think Chris wold be able to craft a decent level.
Interestingly, Chris's level show the same problems as his comic. Poorly thought-out, not checked before publishing, laziness showing everywhere, and mindblowingly irritating. Chris obviously applies the same "minimum effort" approach to LBP as he does to everything else.
Sonichu level
Chris began developing mashing this level together in the era when LBP was still in beta, and was quite concerned whether or not the beta-era levels would be playable in the final game. The Loyal Fanbase, most of which either lacked their idol's new favorite video game, or were not lucky enough to be in the beta program, waited the release of the game - and Chris's videos of the same - with bated breath. And then we got this.
The Sonichu level was obviously the reason why Chris wanted the game, and an obvious choice for a new and bold direction for Sonichu. Unfortunately, it also appears to be the first LBP level he made, and the well-kept adage in game modding world is that only fools release their first crappy attempts at making levels.
The level is loosely based on Episode 1 of the comic. "Loosely", because Chris's idea of a level based on the comic is a bunch of images copied on level elements and speech bubbles in roughly the same order as they appear in the comic.
The rest of the level is just a plain old wall-to-wall storm of empty, poorly made blocks of material and something that may resemble a platformer level if you are stoned enough.
TL;DR: Incredibly boring first attempt at making a level, with some Sonichu stuff that appears randomly out of nowhere.
PS3 History Level
- Main article: PS3 History Level
The level that catapulted Chris to fame when it was featured in LittleBigPlanet website. Vastly improved compared to Sonichu level, which still isn't saying much. Apparently, Chris figured out how to build things, but completely forgot to add enemies, traps, or fun. Rather than including purposeful challenges, CWC decided to make the level so buggy you'd have to be autistic to sit through it.
The real purpose of this level is advertising his wonderful recreations of PS3, PSP and the guitar controller, dispensing prize bubbles, and most importantly, showing his PS3 game collection which includes four games with hot chicks, so you'd better not doubt his straightness.
Chris concludes this level with one of the most epic straight-faced fanboy rants in recent history; the speech bubbles tell us how Chris considers the PS3 to be the best "life upgrade" ever. Clearly, fanboy-ism is more important than quality.
LittleBigPlanet Collector's Case
Chris shows us how to make some shitty collector's case, cashing in on an idea that is both obvious and dated. The fact that this "level" is nothing more than a few rows of empty boxes doesn't stop Chris from closing the video by informing us that we owe him thanks for this idea (and for Sonichu).
Chris tours us around the same shitty collector's case, only this time it's jam-fucking-packed with Chris's stored items. Also, Sonichu's mouth now opens and closes in sync with Chris's words (to chilling effect).
First Date level
Meant for Julie, this level reaches towards good taste, and rapes it brutally. A plagiarized "roller coaster" is the highlight of the level, with TWO extreme loops, passing by some of the gaudiest pink trees in existence. Once these 10 seconds of mild amusement are over, fail inevitably appears. Your led into a pink room full of hearts, where you're supposed to take pictures of you and your sweetheart. Chris is completely unaware of how damn creepy this is.
Metal Speed Solid
Oh God, you knew it was coming. Chris corrupts everything, no exceptions. In this abortion of a level, Chris distills the essence of Metal Gear Solid: linear, boring speed sections and impossibly difficult turret sections that instantly kill you. Oh, and rave lights, lots of seizure inducing material. Luckily, no one will ever have to sit through it. Why? Because, if the frustrating, repetitive deaths don't stop you, Chris's poorly made pathways will glitch you into giving up!