Difference between revisions of "Saddest Heart in the World"
(Tis now the very witching time of night, / When Villa yawns and Walsh itself breathes out / <poem>-taggery to this world...) |
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Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, | <poem>Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, | ||
the Mastermind is very bad. | the Mastermind is very bad. | ||
In efforts of getting a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free gal]], | In efforts of getting a [[Boyfriend-free girl|Boyfriend-Free gal]], | ||
that [[Mary Lee Walsh|female dog]] took my only idea for a fall. | that [[Mary Lee Walsh|female dog]] took my only idea for a fall. | ||
Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, | Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, | ||
I may [[love quest|never remove my virginity]]. | I may [[love quest|never remove my virginity]]. | ||
And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, [[So Need a Cute Girl|I sing my lonesome croon]]: < | And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, [[So Need a Cute Girl|I sing my lonesome croon]]:</poem> | ||
< | <blockquote><poem>“Tell me why, I’m stuck as a virgin with rage. | ||
“Tell me why, I’m stuck as a virgin with rage. | Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age. | ||
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age. | Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say, | ||
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say, | ‘I have a boyfriend.’”</poem></blockquote> | ||
‘I have a boyfriend.’” < | |||
<poem>And so, deep in dreary thought, | |||
And so, deep in dreary thought, | a girl was what I sought. | ||
a girl was what I sought. | A stitch in time, | ||
A stitch in time, | |||
will never remove my crying rhyme. | will never remove my crying rhyme. | ||
I may be destined for loneliness forever; | I may be destined for loneliness forever; | ||
fate is to blame… whatever. | fate is to blame… whatever. | ||
I conclude this cry, | I conclude this cry, | ||
to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.< | to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.</poem> | ||
==References== | ==References== | ||
Revision as of 14:05, 17 July 2009
Saddest Heart in the World is a poem by Christian Weston Chandler. It was written on November 4, 2003, and published the next year, in the first issue of Sonichu's News Dash.
The Poem
By. Christian W. Chandler
November 4, 2003
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad,
the Mastermind is very bad.
In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal,
that female dog took my only idea for a fall.
Heart-broken, sad and very lonely,
I may never remove my virginity.
And with Backstreet Boys’s tune, I sing my lonesome croon:
“Tell me why, I’m stuck as a virgin with rage.
Tell me why, I so need a cute girl my age.
Tell me why, I ain’t ever wanna hear you say,
‘I have a boyfriend.’”
And so, deep in dreary thought,
a girl was what I sought.
A stitch in time,
will never remove my crying rhyme.
I may be destined for loneliness forever;
fate is to blame… whatever.
I conclude this cry,
to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.
References
- ↑ Sonichu's Poetry Corner (SND #1) http://sonichuandrosechu.com/SchusNews1.htm