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[[Image:Satoshi tajiri.jpg|thumb|Aspie creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.]] | |||
Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu Cwcipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good. It should be noted that there are 493 Pokémon as of ''Diamond & Pearl'', something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has. | Chris, according to the [[Sonichu]] article in [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu Cwcipedia], sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his ''Pokémon Diamond'' game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his [[autistic]] imagination. However, given the fact he owns [[List of Chris's games|every Pokémon game]] and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good. It should be noted that there are 493 Pokémon as of ''Diamond & Pearl'', something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has. | ||
Revision as of 02:24, 29 November 2009
Pokémon is one of Nintendo's greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing video games, card games, toys, an anime series, and much, much more.
Yet it only took one autistic manchild to forever ruin it for an entire generation.
Chris-chan in the Pokémon world
Chris, according to the Sonichu article in Cwcipedia, sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his Pokémon Diamond game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his autistic imagination. However, given the fact he owns every Pokémon game and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good. It should be noted that there are 493 Pokémon as of Diamond & Pearl, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has.
As the leader of the CWCville Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:
Pokémon appearing in Sonichu comics
- Pikachu - Transformed into Sonichu in Sonichu #0. Despite the importance to Sonichu lore, this is basically the only time a Pikachu appears or is mentioned in the comic. From this point on, it's all just shitty recolors of Chris' original shitty recolor.
- Raichu - Transformed into Rosechu by the Rainbow, in Sonichu #0
- Dragonite - One of Kel's other Pokémon. In Sonichu #0, Kel offered his sexual services to Rosechu.
- Zapdos - Used by Naitsirhc to kidnap Rosechu and battle Sonichu in Sonichu #0
- Venusaur - Wild Sonichu's adoptive mother from Sonichu #3.
- Scyther - Wild Sonichu's adoptive father from Sonichu #3.
- Swampert - Bubbles Rosechu's adoptive mother from Sonichu #3.
- Wailord - Dropped a boulder on the Swampert in Sonichu #3, forcing Bubbles to evolve.
- Mewtwo - Mentored Magi-Chan Sonichu. Taught him to be an emofag in Sonichu #3.
- Snorlax - Chris compared the Jerkhief's weight to this half-ton Pokemon in Sonichu #4
- Jigglypuff - served as inspiration for Jiggliami, an "original" character created by Blanca. Appeared in Sonichu #7 and #8
- Squirtle - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Mudkip - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Seadra - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Goldeen - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Staryu - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Corsola - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Octillery - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Mantine - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Corphish - Appeared in underwater scene on page 59 of Sonichu #8
- Flaaffy - Appears as Layla Flaaffy in Sonichu #9.
- Sneasel - Appears as Reginald Sneasel in Sonichu #9.
- Nidoking - Used by Naitsirhc to battle Bionic in Sonichu #9.
Theoretically all of the Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys they only speak their name (traditional of Pokemon), and they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. For one, none of them have ever been put into a Pokeball. The closest they get is a bizarre inversion when Wild Sonichu puts two of the Sonichu Balls (which look like Pokeballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species' Pokemon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokemon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. (However, to be fair to Chris, the Pokemon cartoon does not follow this rule when it comes to Pokemon (or if it does, it's never explicitly mentioned); in fact, many conventions from the game are discarded by the Cartoon, and these same conventions are seen to be ignored in the Sonichu comics. For example, Pokemon having a weakness or resistance to certain kinds of attacks are less a rule than a guideline in the cartoon, where an Electric attack can not only harm a Ground type, but defeat it in a single attack. Similarly, Sonichu can use Sky Uppercut, a fighting attack, against Zapdos, a flying type, and not have to worry about the attack not being effective.)