Thorg Q&A

On November 2011, Thorg held a Q&A. It provides insight into the Calling Out Saga. Notable answers are archived below.

The Q&A

What would you like to see Chris eat next?

Well, he was supposed to eat a goddamn block of cheese, not a cheese-stuffed pizza, so we can start with that.

Was your plan to get Chris to start fights with other lolcows, or was that just an unexpected benefit?

Using lolcows was more or less just a nod to various people. Fatman was a treat for myself and a few others, ADF was for /cwc/, "David" was for PVCC.

Did you manage to contact Chris by luck, or through some plan?

A little bit of both.

Can you tell us any people Chris would have called out, had the Calling Out Saga not ended early?

Clyde, Ricky L. Darius.

Were the other trolls in on your plan, or were they not expecting this?

Most of the stuff I did in cooperation with the trolls but a lot of the behind the scenes back-and-forth stuff between me & Chris is just the two of us.

Do you have any info about Chris's reaction to his father's death and how long did it took him to get over it?

I do, but basically what happened is he cried and was sad and by now he's fine. There's not much more to it than that.

Are you still in contact with Chris through one of the trollsonas by which he knows you? If so can you update us on how his life has been since the beginning of the latest radio silence?

Yes, but infrequently. He often ignores my emails and it usually takes three to seven days for him to reply when he does respond. At least I still have a line to him though.

Is Chris stupid enough that he's still using the ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com email address, the one that's been on the CWCki for ever? Not asking for the new one if he changed it, too many JULLLAAAAY idiots, just curious.

Chris has it locked up so that only emails he verefies can send shit to him. Everything else literally just gets deleted automatically.

What was he doing during the radio silence? Besides the crazy shit going on now, did Chris and Barb make an effort to clean up the house, or did they just plot to kill that dang dirty Snyder?

They really hate Snyder now. But as for the general goings-on Chris plays PS3 and Barb does whatever the fuck Barb does. They go out a lot I guess since Bob isn't around.

In your opinion, has the full weight of the October Incident hit him, or does he believe he will triumph and plans to talk about "da trolls!" in court?

I'm going to say no, it hasn't. He doesn't understand the severity of the situation and believes (obviously, being Chris) that he'll win the court case and Michael will go to jail for being a slanderous troll and kicking him out of the GAMe PLACe. Chances are his lawyer will tell him not to talk about the trolls though.

How did you contact Chris? Email? Phone? Some other way?

Email, mostly.

How would have Clyde's Calling Out videos been?

The endgame. So picture smug Chris x100.

Do you know anything about the Chandler's financial situation? Did they get life insurance from Bob's death or are they really short on cash? On a related note, do you know if his lawyer is working pro bono?

I don't know, I assume their church has been helping them out financially since Bob died. I do know that Chris does get a bonus on his monthly retard cheque by about $400 now, so he makes well over $1000. Which is more than I make in a month. Which is fucked.

Do you have any interesting stories about your contacts with Chris which you'd like to share (like the stories Ivy volunteered in her Q&A)?

Yes, but we'll have to wait until all of this blows over, sorry.

Oh and another question about the events... did he come up with make up tips vid on his own or someone put him up to it? I find it hard to believe he chose the moniker "Kaka" on his own but then again it is Chris after all.

I'm not sure, I didn't get him to do that one.

Are the likes of Clyde and Thaddeus still active? (and will Clyde 'return'?)

Clyde himself probably won't. He posts on PVCC every now and then but he's pretty bored with the whole Clyde Cash shit. Thaddeus is still around but not active in trolling Chris.

Did you think Bluespike went too far? (i personally didn't i got a great laugh out of it) oh and is there a video of that call? It seemed to be mentioned in the audio.

Honestly I don't see what the big deal is. If anything Chris went too far. I thought the Bluespike stuff was funny, a lot of people don't, but w/e. Bluespike's my bro. I think it was just a video stream through the PSN, I'm pretty sure only the audio exists at this point.

During the "calling out" saga, what did you think of that strange video about watches that Chris made for you? And, why do you think he made it?

Okay here's the story behind Wristwatch-Swisswatch or whatever the fuck Chris named that. On PVCC everyone was wondering how Chris would sound if he pronounced "wristwatch". Some thought "wriss wratch", some thought "wisswoss", etc. So I told him to make an otherwise normal video adressed to Thorg subtly saying "wristwatch" a few times. That video was Chris being subtle.

Why did you really retire? Chris thinks it's because he beat you into submission or something. Also, why did Tito "Surrender" or something, to Chris? I know he didn't really give in to the manchild. He must have had an important reason in order to fake something like that. Was it college or something?

Tito is busy with school. Since I'm a greasy nerd who isn't in high school anymore and lives with his parents I have all the time in the world to fuck with a retard on the internet.

What's the difference between the inner circle and the PVCC?

Inner Circle does the trolling. They meet seperately, keep most things between themselves, organize everything, etc. They're members of PVCC but they don't do any important stuff there. Like I said, PVCC is literally just a normal forum now. Back in the day it organized the Chris stuff but there's far too many idle lurkers there now to do anything serious. Most PVCC members are cool though, if they wanted to they could troll CWC (providing there was an opportunity), a lot of people just don't want to.

What did Chris do when he didn't receive the money from Tito?

He wasn't supposed to ask for any money after it was explained to him that what he was doing was extortion, but when Tito said "I...I'll give you the money" in the video Chris assumed it was okay to tack that demand on again. I think he forgot about it though.

Has Chris told you anything about the GAMe PLACe incident last month?

Yeah. He mad.

Will Chris ever finish the Calling Out Saga?

Possibly, Chris kind of wants to.

Is Chris easily predicted? It seems he always suprises us, but in your opinion, is that more to do with well planned trolling or just his way?

Chris does surprise us all, but he's very predictable and incredibly easy to manipulate.

What do you think of this trolling plan: somebody manages to contact Chris, pretend to be a tomboy interested in dating a tomgirl, and hook up?

I think someone tried to do that before, and failed.

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