The High School Story
The High School Story is a piece of alternate reality fiction Chris authored on the CWCipedia as part of his backstory for the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens.
In it, Chris creates another Mary Sue persona, Terrah LeAnne Yowman (one gender-flipped Mary Sue wasn't enough for Chris), a high-functioning autistic young lady with psychic powers. She is accused of being a lesbian even though she is STRAIGHT, and all because she has more guy friends than girl friends. Anybody calling her out on this is beaten the hell out of by a nearby mind-controlled homophobe, which is a perfectly responsible use of supernatural power. With little transition beyond establishing a guy-pal with a suspiciously feminine name, Chris retells the story of his seinor prom inexplicably fused with his graduation.
Like in the real life high school graduation, Terrah is snubbed for awards despite the awesomeness his her artwork. The reasonable thing for her to do is throw a hissy fit about it while exploding the high school. A pity that her guy-friend was going to propose to her after the promduation. I mean besides wander the halls eternally drawing a hideous, mutant abomination 'pon the empty walls and kill time until Mary Lee Walsh ghostbusts her ass.
Chris, as always, fails to understand differences in gender relations and perception in society, as a man who hangs out with a lot of women as strictly friends is probably gay, while a woman who hangs out with a lot of guys as strictly friends is either a slut/tease/etc. using them, or uninterested in hanging out with a clutch of back-stabbing harpies. The only reasonable interaction in the story--a boy proposing to a girl on prom night--is soured when one realizes "Tippansten" is meant to be a girl Chris knew from high school, which means he also still wants a heroine fresh from the shop to rescue him from a world that doesn't appreciate his "art."
This also confirms that Chris has not even a slight grasp of names, and can't name for shit. (Seriously, Simonla? And now Tippansten? And a raccoon cheerleader named Francine StripeCheer?)
Wait, Chris Has Read Carrie?
No, he has not read Carrie. Nor is it likely that he's seen the movie version. This is likely a ripoff of a ripoff, i.e. some R.L. Stine book that cribbed extensively from the aforementioned classic of horror literature and film. Chris makes it abundantly clear in the story that he doesn't care a whit about little things like "learning the basics of academics;" even in his original diatribe he only cares that academic excellence would've gotten him trophies.
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| The High School used to be the respectable school, known as Menchi-Nasu High. It was left behind and abandoned, because of lack of funds for that one school. Then the students left, and the "students" bummed around. There was an accident that happened at a Seinor Prom in 1999; a High-Functioning Autistic individual with Psychic Powers, Terrah LeAnne Yowman, roamed the halls with growing social outreachings; she had a number of good guy-pals, and a few gal-pals. She was constantly ridiculed with being labeled a Lesbian, because she hung out with MORE DUDES Mutually.
She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating glare with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight Homophobe would attack that bully with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person. Come her Seinor Prom in 1999, she asked her Best Guy-Pal, Tippanston Gowen, to the Prom. And even though she felt nervous at first, he asked her to dance. She replied, "I have two left-feet." Still, he took her hand, and danced the night with her. She was most happy and in peace. Then after the last dance, he kissed her long and good. If she was still alive today, she would have been anxiously waiting for the 2009 Reunion to return the favor of Gowen offering the Strong Autistic individual the best night of their life at the Prom. Now, Terrah was a Great Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High. Following the last dance, they had the Seinor Awards Ceremony; ALL the students stayed until the FINAL END of that night. Terrah got a Star-Pin for her Good Grades; that was the ONLY AWARD she would receive that night. She anxously awaited Awards for her Inspiring, Creative Artwork she had Hand-Painted, Carved, Molded, Drawn and all Media Taught to her, yet she received NO AWARDS FOR HER CREATIVITY. She felt distraught even when called out the passing of the ART AWARDS; Her Name was NOT SAID at all. Only Few Left early enough to tell the tale, but AFTER the final award was passed, and during the FINAL DANCE, she was beside herself; feeling alone. In her Furious Rage in not being appreciated Creatively EVEN ONCE, she concentrated ALL HER PSYCHIC POWERS, SHOUTED "PRAISE MY CREATIVITY!", then a NOVA FLASH beamed from the Prom location, seen from as far as a Hundred Miles away. All that remained was Total Silence, Terrah's gown and Star Pin, and just nearby the gown, Tippanston's Dress Jacket, with a Wedding Ring in a box, and engraved in it, "To Terrah, My Sweetest, Most Creative Woman Ever. I Love You." Tippanston wanted to wait till he had brought her back home to propose, but sadly, he died with her that night. Since then, Terrah haunted the halls of Menchi-Nasu High, drawing the Cheerleader Raccoon Character, Francine StripeCheer, she had created from her freshman year as Varsity Cheerleader Manager. |
tl;dr
Chris cannot move on from high school.