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'''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!''' [sic] is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 4 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] and another individual discuss [[Chris]]'s [[wikipedia:Spoons sex position|spooning]] habits with his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]]. Kim also describes how Chris once had a wet [[dream]] about Barbara. Chris's dream is described as Barbara being an Egyptian belly dancer.
'''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!''' [sic] is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 4 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] and another individual discuss [[Chris]]'s {{w|spooning}} habits with his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]]. Kim also describes how Chris once had a wet [[dream]] about Barbara. Chris's dream is described as Barbara being an [[WelcometoBollywood|Egyptian belly dancer]].


New attention was brought to the audio during summer [[2021]], not long after Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his own mother]]; many Christorians have noted how disturbing this recording is in hindsight.
New attention was brought to the audio during summer [[2021]], not long after Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his own mother]]; many Christorians have noted how disturbing this recording is in hindsight.
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<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Okay, here we go. Alright.
<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Okay, here we go. Alright.


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Alright, so, uh... so Chris, being Chris y'know, [[Honest Content|telling the truth all the time]], he's admitted that him and his mother "[[wikipedia:Spoons sex position|spoon]]" on his bed frequently.
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Alright, so, uh... so Chris, being Chris y'know, [[Honest Content|telling the truth all the time]], he's admitted that him and his mother "[[wikipedia:Spooning|spoon]]" on his bed frequently.


<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''mix of audible disgust and nervous laughter'']
<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''mix of audible disgust and nervous laughter'']


<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Why?
<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Oh, god.


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> And, uh... Chris has said also that he's had a [[dream]] about [[Barb]]. And, in this dream, Barb is an [[Wikipedia:Raqs sharqi|Egyptian belly dancer]].
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> And, uh... Chris has said also that he's had a [[dream]] about [[Barb]]. And, in this dream, Barb is an [[Wikipedia:Raqs sharqi|Egyptian belly dancer]].
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<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh. At one point I had [[Friend zone|friend-zoned]] him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you", [[Seinfeld|yadda-yadda-yadda]]. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. [''Skype new message sound''] Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?" He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. [''Long pause''] And that's - that's all I can think of right now.
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh. At one point I had [[Friend zone|friend-zoned]] him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you", [[Seinfeld|yadda-yadda-yadda]]. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. [''Skype new message sound''] Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?" He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. [''Long pause''] And that's - that's all I can think of right now.


[''Crosstalk from Troll 1 and 2'']
<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> That's more than enough. Thank you.


<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Once upon a time, like the first call before he talks about the belly dancer and everyone, and to recite this again for prosperity moment, he said that he dreamed about sex with his mother and nutted the bed.
<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''talking over Troll 2''] Well, he, once upon a time, like the first call before he talks about the belly dancer and everyone, and to recite this again for prosperity moment, he said that he dreamed about sex with his mother and... nutted the bed.


[''Crosstalk from Kim and Troll 2'']
<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> Jesus Christ.


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh yeah!
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh yeah!
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<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> I am done [[troll]]ing on [[YouTube]], thank you, you've been a great...
<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> I am done [[troll]]ing on [[YouTube]], thank you, you've been a great...


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''Interrupts troll 3'']: I mean it ís... I mean it is, it is bad enough when he tells his mom when he's gonna, y'know, go masturbate but, spooning on the bed.
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''Interrupts troll 3'']: I mean it ís... I mean it is, it is bad enough when he tells his mom when he's gonna, y'know, go [[mass debate]], but, spooning on the bed.


<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> Spooning.
<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> Spooning.


<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''Doing a Chris impression''] Come and be my [[Ivy]] pillow!
<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> [''Doing a Chris impression''] Mommy, be my [[Ivy]] pillow!


<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Who is, who is the little spoon and who is the big spoon?
<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Who is, who is the little spoon and who is the big spoon?
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<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''audible laughter'']
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''audible laughter'']


<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> Uh, he also tried uh, Y'know, m- more or less try to push the name '[[Kimmi]]'
<font color="#009900">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Uh, he also tried uh, Y'know, m- more or less try to push the name '[[Kimmi]]'.


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh yeah, he went...
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> Oh yeah, he went...


<font color="#009900">'''Troll 3:'''</font> [???] love doll and you said: fuck no! And you wonder where all that rage came from. don't you fucking name me after that doll! Asshole!
<font color="#009900">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Yeah, the name of that love doll, and you said: fuck no! And you wonder where all that rage came from. 'Don't you fucking name me after that doll, asshole!'


<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> I mean my real name is Kim, and, he was like, he sent me an E-mail asking if it was okay for him to call me [[Kimmi]], and I was like nooo, definitely not, no.
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> I mean my real name is Kim, and, he was like, he sent me an E-mail asking if it was okay for him to call me [[Kimmi]], and I was like nooo, definitely not, no.
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<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''Giggles'']
<font color="#8D38C9">'''Kim:'''</font> [''Giggles'']


<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Okay back then there used to be a character that he made, Logan, me, that pretty much countered and made sure that the friend-zone actually stayed. But in order to get more control of Chris we wanted to basically drop him, drop me out of the picture so that way he felt more secure by telling more shit to Kim.
<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Okay back then, there used to be a character that he made, Logan, me, that pretty much countered and made sure that the friend-zone actually stayed. But in order to get more control of Chris we wanted to basically drop hi... drop me out of the picture so that way he felt more secure by telling more shit to Kim.


<font color="#000080">'''Troll 1:'''</font> So basically you did exactly what Ricky and [[Blanca]] did?
<font color="#000080">'''Troll 2:'''</font> So basically you did exactly what Ricky and [[Blanca]] did?


<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 2:'''</font> Yes, that's where I pretty much got the whole strategy from... so yeah homage to you guys, right? So that was pretty much what we had to do right there because we wanted to protect Kim being just another fucking GF. Because that, Y'know, that, those were getting pretentious. Okay, you can stop recording, Finny.
<font color="#CC0033">'''Troll 1:'''</font> Yes, that's where I pretty much got the whole strategy from... so yeah homage to you guys, right? So that was pretty much what we had to do right there because we wanted to protect Kim being just another fucking GF. Because that, Y'know, that, those were getting pretentious. Okay, you can stop recording, Finny.


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Revision as of 17:00, 15 June 2024

NOTE: Chris was not directly involved in this conversation.

PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother! [sic] is a video uploaded to YouTube by The Man in the Pickle Suit on 4 October 2010. In it, Kim and another individual discuss Chris's spooning habits with his mother, Barbara Chandler. Kim also describes how Chris once had a wet dream about Barbara. Chris's dream is described as Barbara being an Egyptian belly dancer.

New attention was brought to the audio during summer 2021, not long after Chris was arrested for engaging in incestuous acts with his own mother; many Christorians have noted how disturbing this recording is in hindsight.

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PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!
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Transcript

Kim: [I]t's recording.

Troll 1: Okay, here we go. Alright.

Kim: Alright, so, uh... so Chris, being Chris y'know, telling the truth all the time, he's admitted that him and his mother "spoon" on his bed frequently.

Troll 1: [mix of audible disgust and nervous laughter]

Troll 2: Oh, god.

Kim: And, uh... Chris has said also that he's had a dream about Barb. And, in this dream, Barb is an Egyptian belly dancer.

Troll 2: [audible gasp]

Troll 1: [Laughter] Oh no.

Troll 2: Keep going, keep going!

Troll 1: Okay, go, go.

Kim: Oh. At one point I had friend-zoned him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you", yadda-yadda-yadda. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. [Skype new message sound] Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?" He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. [Long pause] And that's - that's all I can think of right now.

Troll 2: That's more than enough. Thank you.

Troll 1: [talking over Troll 2] Well, he, once upon a time, like the first call before he talks about the belly dancer and everyone, and to recite this again for prosperity moment, he said that he dreamed about sex with his mother and... nutted the bed.

Troll 3: Jesus Christ.

Kim: Oh yeah!

Troll 2: [audible laughter]

Troll 3: I uh, I quit the Internet.

Trolls: [audible laughter]

Troll 3: I am done trolling on YouTube, thank you, you've been a great...

Kim: [Interrupts troll 3]: I mean it ís... I mean it is, it is bad enough when he tells his mom when he's gonna, y'know, go mass debate, but, spooning on the bed.

Troll 3: Spooning.

Troll 1: [Doing a Chris impression] Mommy, be my Ivy pillow!

Troll 2: Who is, who is the little spoon and who is the big spoon?

Kim: [audible laughter]

Troll 1: Uh, he also tried uh, Y'know, m- more or less try to push the name 'Kimmi'.

Kim: Oh yeah, he went...

Troll 1: Yeah, the name of that love doll, and you said: fuck no! And you wonder where all that rage came from. 'Don't you fucking name me after that doll, asshole!'

Kim: I mean my real name is Kim, and, he was like, he sent me an E-mail asking if it was okay for him to call me Kimmi, and I was like nooo, definitely not, no.

Troll 1: [Doing a Chris impression] But could I touch my mama's fat belly, Kimmi?

Kim: [Giggles]

Troll 1: Okay back then, there used to be a character that he made, Logan, me, that pretty much countered and made sure that the friend-zone actually stayed. But in order to get more control of Chris we wanted to basically drop hi... drop me out of the picture so that way he felt more secure by telling more shit to Kim.

Troll 2: So basically you did exactly what Ricky and Blanca did?

Troll 1: Yes, that's where I pretty much got the whole strategy from... so yeah homage to you guys, right? So that was pretty much what we had to do right there because we wanted to protect Kim being just another fucking GF. Because that, Y'know, that, those were getting pretentious. Okay, you can stop recording, Finny.

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The Players

People: Chris • LoveYouLongTime (Emily • Kim Wilson • Unknown Gal-pals) • Bob Chandler • Man in the Pickle Suit • Magical Man • Clyde Cash • Faeryn • Robert Simmons V • Bryan Bash

LoveYouLongTime: Emily: Kim:
Coinciding Sagas: Clyde Cash, Liquid
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