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* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]].
* [[Boyfriend-free girl|Asking girls to go out with him]].
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]].
* [[Autistic|His "mental block" of autism]].
* Talking to anyone about anything except himself.
* [[Chris and his Ego|Talking to anyone about anything except himself]].
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* Having drawings of him finger-banging [[Megan]] confused with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]].
* [[Jimmy Hill|Copyright Issues]].

Revision as of 10:12, 6 March 2010

Chris in stressed mode.
Stress hinders the emotions and physical abiltites as swiftly as a bullet.
Chris on stress[1]

Stress is the bane of Christian Weston Chandler's existence.

When pressed on his 'high-functioning' autism and eventually learning that he cannot get away with blaming everything on said autism, Chris discovered that "stress" works just as well. However, it's assumed that Chris could be confusing 'stress' with 'depression', refusing to admit that he is in fact, unhappy with his current situation, as well as the fact that Chris has never experienced actual stress in his life apart from his consistent paranoia over getting trolled.

When under the effects of stress, Chris will typically post videos without his glasses and talk in a more meek variation of his usual monotone speaking voice. It is during these periods of feeling stressed that Chris will opt to remove himself from the internet for about a week or so, and then come back feeling refreshed, rejuvenated and given a new resolve to finish the love quest, usually accompanied by his latest sweet heart. This is most likely due to his autistic regenerative abilities that make sure that his heart never goes below 0% and into the negatives.

Things that give Christian stress

Things that relieve Chris's stress

Things Christian does whilst stressed

Sauces