So Need a Cute Girl

So Need a Cute Girl is the first single from the self titled album of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys.

Music Video

Filmed in December 2004 to promote Christian's Love Quest. Don't miss the rare B-side track, "All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend"

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The Song

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Lyrics

[sung over The Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"]

Hey! Look at me!
I'm sitting here sad and lonely
Without a fire
But a desire
To not hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

And I see the Ladies
Walking along one by one
And I never wanna hear
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage [originally "I'm stuck in a sad, lonely cage"]
Tell me why
I so need a cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

And I have no fire
But a Desire
To not hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage
Tell me why
I still need a cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

Why do all of the JERKS
Get all of the Pretty Girls
Yeah
You may not notice
But I want you to know
That I am a lonesome Heart

And I have no Fire
But a desire
To not, to Not, to NOT
Hear

Stuck as a Virgin with Rage
So need a cute Girl my Age
I never wanna hear you say
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin with Rage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my Age
I aint never wanna hear You say
I have a Boyfriend

Tell me why
I'm stuck as a Virgin With Rage
I so need a Cute Girl my age
I aint never wanna hear you say
I Have A Boyfriend

NEVER SAY IT NOW

Remakes

As one of Christian's most popular songs, the song has inspired its share of remakes:

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While the remake has taken quite artistic liberties over the original in terms of lyrics, this is an improvement as the woman in question actually bothered to learn the music for the song and play it on an acoustic guitar while singly clearly, as opposed to talking over a BSB CD playing in the background.

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

Regular DVD: Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes • "Song of Christian" • Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway • Chris Chan in the PokéNews • The City of Cwicville Tour! • Animal Crossing Documentary • The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special • "So Need a Cute Girl" • "All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend" • Harvey Birdman commercial • Pixelated PS3 • FUTURE MESSAGE • KCWC broadcast • CWC Slideshow Notes • Slideshow images Director's Cut: ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004 • ChrisAfterChristmas2004