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{{quote|I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured.| | {{quote|I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured.|"Tickle her fancy"? Where did he learn his innuendo for oral from, Leisure Suit Larry?}} | ||
[[For My True Love, I Would…]] is a poem by Chris, written on [[2007#December|December 30 2007]]. This poem proves early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex. | [[For My True Love, I Would…]] is a poem by Chris, written on [[2007#December|December 30 2007]]. This poem proves early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex. | ||
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For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit. | For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at [[McDonalds]], then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently [[china|tickle her fancy]]; have her [[duck|tickle my fancy]], and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit. | ||
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==Analysis== | |||
To the untrained eye, and many a newfag and [[white knight]], this is merely a romantic plea for companionship from an awkward young man... of course one must remember that the person writing this is almost 30, has no job, is a welfare leech, and lives with his slob parents. One also notice: "learned lonely experience that I've endured". First, that's an oxymoron. If he is lonely, how could he have "experienced" or "learned" anything? Second, "...that I've endured"?! So laying down the "learned lonely experience that [he's] endured". Sounds an awful lot like rape. Notice also how it doesn't mention anything about how he'd support her financially or domestically, or reciprocating any affection beyond the occasional fuck, telling her jokes, and giving massages, which he probably doesn't even know how to do. | |||
Let's not even get started with taking a date to a fast food restaurant. | |||
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| "Tickle her fancy"? Where did he learn his innuendo for oral from, Leisure Suit Larry? | ||
For My True Love, I Would… is a poem by Chris, written on December 30 2007. This poem proves early evidence of Chris's obsession for sex.
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For My True Love, I Would…
A message from what’s left of my heart and soul,
by Christian Weston Chandler, December 30, 2007
For my true love, I'd treat her tenderly, sweetly, gently...like a summer breeze. I'd caress her skin gently with my strong fingers. I'd take her to eat and provide for her to my ability. I'd start small at McDonalds, then let it get better in due time. When the mood is right, I'd wisk her in my arms, and lift her up in sweet gentleness. I would share with her the BEST kiss of my life, and hopefully hers, since it would be the first of my life. I would do for her as much as I am able to in getting her the she desires. Every day, I would try to make her smile with a jest, a spark, or a tender massage. If she is willing to allow the pleasure, I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured. But I digress on that. Most importantly, I would hang on to her every word of her life tales, er feelings, her troubled times, and I’d share my condolences accordingly. And I can hope she would be willing to do the same for me. I am nothing without this woman, so I hope and pray that she will stay to love me for me, as I would stay with her for her. “I LOVE YOU” would be shared daily with a French side dish. I am her soldier, to do for her as she sees fit.
Analysis
To the untrained eye, and many a newfag and white knight, this is merely a romantic plea for companionship from an awkward young man... of course one must remember that the person writing this is almost 30, has no job, is a welfare leech, and lives with his slob parents. One also notice: "learned lonely experience that I've endured". First, that's an oxymoron. If he is lonely, how could he have "experienced" or "learned" anything? Second, "...that I've endured"?! So laying down the "learned lonely experience that [he's] endured". Sounds an awful lot like rape. Notice also how it doesn't mention anything about how he'd support her financially or domestically, or reciprocating any affection beyond the occasional fuck, telling her jokes, and giving massages, which he probably doesn't even know how to do.
Let's not even get started with taking a date to a fast food restaurant.