Cwcsicle
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Cwcsicle is a name of a video log entailing Chris sticking his penis in the snow for fifteen minutes. It was made as part of the Jackass 3D Prank Contest, in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in Jackass 3D. Needless to say, Chris did not win, as he violated both the rules and common sense; most Jackass-style pranks are quite dangerous, so sending video footage (as opposed to plans or sketches) wasn't allowed.[1]
Chris also claims that it is impossible to change the onboard clock on one's cellphone; this is obviously untrue, but Chris may have automatic update of date and time on his phone (a Motorola W315) and be too dim to know that it can be turned off. He may have feigned ignorance about this, in order to lie about the duration for which he performed this act of complete idiocy.
It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in February 2010. It is the most recently released work to feature the Sonichu Medallion.
Transcripts
100_2123.MOV (0:25)
[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself with a rather shaky hand.] Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is "Frozen Stalactite." [Attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, missing it entirely.] I'm gonna put my dick in the snow [Aims it back at his face.] and I'm gonna leave it in there for about fifteen minutes. Currently it's 12:38 [Holds up his phone with his free hand] according to my cell phone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cell phone. [Pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep. Pans back up.] Okay, see ya'll in fifteen minutes.
100_2124.MOV (0:07)
[Holds up phone.] Yeah, about six minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p-[Video abruptly ends.]
100_2125.MOV (0:10)
[Carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency.] About six minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in seven.
100_2126.MOV (0:22)
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 [Nearly beans himself in the face with his camera lens.] Let's pull me out. [Gets up with a grunt, nearly loses balance. Camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. The camera turns to focus on his crotch, with his duck thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.] Feels blue. [Camera goes out of focus, then turns to his penis. Not only is it quite within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.] Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. [Camera finally turns to Chris' face.] Heh. Kids, that is definitely something- [Video abruptly ends.]
100_2127.MOV (0:06)
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. [camera turns away as he sets it down.]
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