A Workout
A Workout is a video Chris uploaded on 19 October 2010. In this video, Chris appears to have stuffed his muscle bra again and performs a workout routine to "Ass 'N' Titties" by DJ Assault, specifically a YouTube video which includes dancing by various World of Warcraft characters. Why stuffing his bra with fake breasts for a work-out video was a necessity is a mystery whose answer is only known by Chris.
With the aid of readily available fitness calculators, top men estimate Chris burned roughly 32 calories. Approximately one tenth of a serving of cola. Further perspective can be gained by comparing how long it takes other activities to burn 32 calories: Drawing (7 minutes), Playing video games (11 minutes), Mass Debating (12 minutes), Lying motionlessly while watching TV (15 minutes) and Kneeling while praying (15 minutes).
Video
| A Workout | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 18 October 2010 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style |  Crazy
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| Shirt | VA Red Cross Blood Donor,  Grey Muscle Bra
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Pregnant Act |
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Transcript
0:00-0:10 Video starts with Chris putting on Ass 'n' Titties by DJ Assault. Chris faces the camera with his stuffed muscle bra and starts exercising by punching spastically in time to the beats.
0:11-0:24 He then begins doing his version of jumping jacks.
0:25-0:59 Chris starts swaying his hips from side to side before doing several Chun Li kicks. He noticeably begins to slow down here but continues on and adds spastic punches as well.
1:00-1:27 He starts twisting side to side with stuffed muscle bra in full view. Chris loses the beat of the track at this point.
1:28-1:54 Next up he starts stretching his arms to the ground and back up. Though he speeds up again for a few seconds, he goes back to slow relatively quickly.
1:55-2:11 Chris starts stretching his arms down each arm individually.
2:12-2:19 Here he stretches out his back with his fat autistic gut on display.
2:20-2:43 Next he begins twisting side to side again momentarily before doing jumping jacks again with poor posture.
2:44-3:05 Begins punching again, taking a brief look at his screen. Starts punching side to side.
3:06-3:23 Chris twists side to side again, this time with his arms open and being twice as slow as the rhythm.
3:24-3:29 Punches upwards and then back forwards. Music stops. Chris faces the camera and gropes his own man tits.
Feel her boobies!
Fan videos
| 12 Second Power Workout With Christian Weston Chandler | |
| Stardate | 19 October 2010 |
| Made By | ChristopherCooler |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
| Chris-Chan is Loco-Motion | |
| Stardate | 19 October 2010 |
| Made By | DrNurse |
| Video Type | Workout Video |
| TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos | |
See also
External link
| ⇐ Pregnant Act | Chris's videos | PlayingHouse ⇒ |