Pokémon

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Pokémon is one of Nintendo's greatest creations, a Japanese cultural phenomenon that is beloved by children around the world, and a billion dollar multimedia franchise encompassing video games, card games, toys, an anime series, and much, much more.

Yet it only took one autistic manchild to forever ruin it for an entire generation.

Chris-chan in the Pokémon world

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Aspie creator of the series, Satoshi Tajiri. Unlike Chris, he actually did something with his life.

Chris, according to the Sonichu article in CWCipedia, sees himself as an official Pokémon gym leader. He claims to have all 387 Pokémon leveled-up to level 100 on his Pokémon Diamond game, all of them being trained without any kind of cheating or rare candies. It's not certain whether this is truth or more of his autistic imagination. However, given the fact he owns every Pokémon game and game system, in addition to the fact he has no life at all, it may very well be true. Who knows? All it takes is a load of time, and Lord knows Chris's time isn't going to anything good.

It should be noted that the Generation IV games such as Diamond, Pearl, Platinum, HeartGold and SoulSilver feature 493 Pokémon, something that should be common knowledge to anyone claiming to have achieved what Chris has, make his "collection" far from complete. However, #387 is originally the Pokédex number Christian had used for Sonichu, following after Deoxys, the last Pokémon in the series at the time of Sonichu's inception. It is possible that Christian refuses to accept all Pokémon in Diamond/Pearl as canon in order to keep with his established idea of Sonichu being #387. This is further fueled by the fact that none of the Pokémon from Diamond/Pearl ever appear in the Sonichu comics. This however, contradicts his previous statement.

TL;DR - He's a fucking deluded moron.

As the leader of the CWCville Pokémon Gym, Chris has as a team:

Pokémon appearing in Sonichu comics

Zapdos is not amused with Chris's faggotry.

Theoretically all of the Sonichus and Rosechus are Pokemon as well, but there's very little to support this theory. None of them rely on trainers, and in fact as far as can be seen they're essentially treated as "human" in CWCville. As Sonees and Roseys they only speak their name (traditional of Pokemon) (they can speak perfect english and textwalls, as seen in issue 11, unlike the chaotic combo), and they hatch from eggs and "evolve" into their adult forms, but the similarities end there. For one, only two of them have ever been put into a Pokeball. The closest they get before then is a bizarre inversion when Wild Sonichu puts two of the Sonichu Balls (which look like Pokeballs) into his arms. Also, as individual species' Pokemon don't have the vast varieties of powers and appearances that Sonichus and Rosechus have. Finally, Pokemon can only know 4 moves at a time, whereas Sonichu and company seem to simply have whatever abilities would be convenient at any given moment. (However, to be fair to Chris, the Pokemon cartoon does not follow this rule when it comes to Pokemon (or if it does, it's never explicitly mentioned); in fact, many conventions from the game are discarded by the Cartoon, and these same conventions are seen to be ignored in the Sonichu comics. For example, Pokemon having a weakness or resistance to certain kinds of attacks are less a rule than a guideline in the cartoon, where an Electric attack can not only harm a Ground type, but defeat it in a single attack. Similarly, Sonichu can use Sky Uppercut, a fighting attack, against Zapdos, a flying type, and not have to worry about the attack not being effective.)

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