CWCipedia

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CWCipedia is for Chris only. Don't ask for an account or whine about how you can't edit. Also, incorporate stuff from CWCipedia into CWCki to get the high score!!
Chris proudly claims the CWCipedia in the name of CWCville
“ Abandon hope all ye who enter here. ”
From Dante's Divine Comedy, eerily summing up CWCipedia


CWCipedia (not to be confused with the CWCki) is a Wiki set up by the great leader Cogsdev for the sole use of Christian Weston Chandler, as a sort of personal Wiki as opposed to Chris vandalizing the CWCki with his bullshit. Furthermore, it is designed to allow Chris to "get the truth out" as he so desired to do on his Wikipedia profile.

Since its inception, Chris has more or less treated the page as free web hosting, a place to put the comics without having to pay for web hosting. Of course, Chris, being a lazy, retarded, manchild fuckface, still managed to fuck it up somehow, even with a SysOp holding his hand.

CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even an autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use.

Of note, Chris has a tendency to let his mind wander while typing up his entries. For example, in his Sonichu article he ends up going off on a rant explaining what had happened to Kel (even though it didn't involve Sonichu at all), and the fact that Chris himself is the leader of the CWCville Pokemon gym. This leads into Chris describing his supposed gym at length, what Pokemon he has in his team, and his collection of Pokemon in the game (in addition to their level and how he had levelled them). This somehow leads to a fantastically retarded idea for a pokemon game system that's basically just the holographic projectors from Yu-Gi-Oh, except with Pokemon. After all of that dumbfuckery he gets back to talking about Sonichu again.

CWCipedia Advertisements

Ensuring that Chris sees them EVERY TIME he visits.
Chris's revised frontpage

Recently, CWCipedia has begun running into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the large numbers of hits it gets on a daily basis. To help keep it running for its TRUE and LOYAL fans, the Sysop that maintains the website for Chris has turned to providing advertising space. Keep in mind that these ads are all randomly generated by metadata created by Chris and the people browsing his site, not special hand-crafted ads made by trolls. Due to the somewhat complicated laws, donations can only be accepted from within the European Union.

Chris makes NO money from the advertisement revenue. All of it goes to keeping CWCipedia up and running.

Chris has responded to these ads with a few complaints to the admin and Jack Thaddeus, who has so far been the only donor who has donated over €1000, hence qualifying for custom advertisements on the site. In a blog post, Chris is hoping that someone from within EU is able to step up and donate so much money that they'd not only qualify for custom ads, but help to remove pro-gay ads (even though most online advertisers give no such heavy-handed preferential treatment to premium advertisers, and indeed, no such stated policy exists in CWCipedia either). Even when this may be tempting for some European fans, this may still be problematic: You can buy a PS3 for you and your friend with €1000. Or buy three Hex-Boxes. Or four Wiis. Who would pass up such an opportunity?

As of December 27th, 2009 - The ad space, that was previously at the very bottom of CWCipedia's navbar, has now been moved to the very top of the navbar. Expect a Tard Rage response from Chris. As well, another ad appeared on Chris's main page beside the logo. On December 28th, Chris flipped out and replaced it with an ad for the MyCoke Rewards. Sysop, however, scolded Chris, telling him that he had no control over the ads.

On 30 December 2009 Chris, unable to change the now-protected main page, lashed out the only way he could, by adding a block of text to the bottom of his (already hideously ugly) front page image, declaring that no ads were allowed on that page. In the message he said that he would not remove this block of text until the offending ads were removed from the main page. To put that in perspective, Chris is defacing his own website in an attempt to get someone else to stop advertising on it. You can guess how well that's working.

On 2 January 2010, Chris began cluttering the website with his ads again, shilling for Coca-Cola, Avatar and Proposition 8. He took his self-bestowed title of Captain to an absolute extreme, posting the following message to CWCipedia:

“ I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.

”

Additionally, the following message was posted to his Twitter:

“ C.C. Sonichu says:...Removal of Any of ALL of MY Ads is consider Mutiny, and Mutiny will not be tolerated. Stay Safe, and have a good day. ”

As to whether or not Cogs and Jack will receive forty lashes less one for their inevitable insubordination, Chris has no comment.

Note: The captions in this gallery are the alt text for the ads.

The Twitter Feed

Main article: Twitter

On 25 December 2009, the WikiSysop added a live Twitter feed to the mailbag. This was short-lived, as on the early morning of the 27th Chris removed it in a fit of rage and added the following note:


“ o I will have NO DISCUSSIONS GOING ON BEHIND MY BACK ON MY OWN WEBSITE WHATSOEVER!

I DO NOT SUPPORT YOU GOD DAMN GAYS!!! I F***ING HATE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE THE MAJORITY OF TROLLS WHO MESS WITH ME AND MY LIFE!

GO GET YOUR OWN LIFE AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

NO TWITTER ALLOWED!!!

”

--ChrisChanSonichu 04:31, 27 December 2009 (CET)

Exactly five minutes later Chris would create a special page for the Twitter feed, and delete the homophobic outburst quoted above. Chris would create a Twitter account for himself the very next day, regaling his fans with stories of him doing yardwork. The wise and magnanimous Wiki Administrator later put to the feed to the front page of CWCipedia, due to the fact that (ahem) it probably needed some wider exposure.

CWCipedia Closed Due To AIDS

Welcome to the real world, Chrissy.

During the last weeks of 2009, Chris became more infuriated as the gay ads continued piling up. In desperation, Chris began placing ads that suited his needs and didn't make him question his sexuality. The Sysop got furious at Chris's unauthorized ads and warned him that if he didn't remove the ads, serious consequences could happen.

On 2 January 2010, the CWCipedia was served a cease and desist notice by the Coca-Cola Company for his unauthorized use of their logo on his webpage. Thus, the Sysop decided to close the website for a few days until the matter can be resolved. Having learned a little first-hand what copyright law is all about, Chris issued an apology video. Apparently the Sysop and Coca-Cola are supposed to know to continually check Chris's YouTube account for any apologies. In the video he claimed that he thought Coke would appreciate the free advertisement, but he is completely unaware that no self-respecting company would ever want their product to be associated with his Website of Fail.

It won't change his stupid routine, it's not like he ever touched the fucking site anyway.

WHOOPS, ITS BACK UP!

Expect him to never speak of this again, being Chris, he won't learn a fucking thing.

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