Trolls
| “ | ...dang dirty trolls! | ” |
| Chris, Cwcville.net (since deleted) | ||
| “ | What a world we live in, with such trolls in it. | ” |
| Blake, in Sonichu 8 | ||
Trolls are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to troll the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild, Christian Weston Chandler. Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take Nude Pics.
Pre ED
It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by 4-cent garbage.com and ED. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, Sarah Hammer, locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with Hanna in 2005 which smashed his heart level to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through MySpace named Lindsay Kaye.
There was also possile trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as 2003, when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of PVCC. Either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself.
But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....
The Few, the Proud, the Elite
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Arjen Van Dierten
Arjen Van Dierten was the unofficial archivist of Chris-chan videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason. Now retired.
BILLY MAYS
An individual who trolls as the loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS. Was declared the mayor of CWCville by Chris on March 3, 2009 while under pressure from Max. Now dead.
Blanca Weiss
"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his Sonichu medallion. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of videos featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.
Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with LordSillyNipples who was the first to do so using the same identity.
BlueSpike
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' sweetheart "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous hour-long audio recording in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on ED and a couple of other troll message boards.
CEO
Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that housed the /cwc/ imageboard, favorite hangout for trolls when 110mb goes down and can't deal with being without PVCC and CWCki.
Liquid Chris
A YouTube troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. The TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu. He was impersonated by an angry troll named Ian Brandon Anderson who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.
Clyde Cash
Clyde Cash is the most infamous and most legendary of trolls. He posed as Shigeru Miyamoto, raped Chris's beloved PandaHalo, and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. He died an honorable death in the line of duty, and is remembered for his brave and fearless service for Anonymous everywhere.
"Now cracks a noble heart;
Good night, sweet prince."
P.S He came back to life.
Cogsdev
Webmaster of the 110mb-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and 4-cent_garbage imageboard.
Emily
Went on a date with Chris. Was later saved by the Jew in the Pickle Suit.
Evan
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot.
Lordsillynipples
The epic winning ED troll, who was responsible for impersonating Blanca and being the first to obtain the now infamous Chris-chan Noodz on September 11th, 2008, along with Chris's DVD.
She is also responsible for creating the Man in the Pickle Suit.
The Jew in the Pickle Suit
IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. Saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.
PodMonkey
Some guy on #Sonichu who knows both Chris and the IRL Jerkops. Exploits inferred, but not revealed.
Depiction in the comics
Aside from several notable figures above, Devil Trolls are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's Sonichu comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in Sonichu 9 and make their first full appearance in Sonichu 10.
Significance
Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such stress over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.
Appearance
Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
In The Comics
The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "IBAChandler" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as Chris-Chan Sonichu encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites.
Trolls Trolling Trolls and other faggots
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Geneva
A TRUE and HONEST pedofork whose days are numbered.
Parodied Chris by taking credit for the CWCki's downtime in mid-August 2009.
Svenka
A now inactive white knight who made several anti-troll videos on youtube.
The Pinch
Youtube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various cwc trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the Partyvan.[1]When this didnt work he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.[2][3] Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his youtube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him[4].
Chris's thoughts
When asked in his recent Mailbag addition why he believes he gets trolled and is hated by everyone, Chris had this ingenious thing to say:
| “ | "Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of Sonichu first, or that I am more Artistically Talented than they are." | ” |
| Chris, Mailbag 5 | ||
This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (However since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased it is a bit redundant). Since Chris never moved past high school mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes fail and is offensive towards everything and everyone.
Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is message he wrote in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added Twitter and how they could talk about him behind his back.
