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The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (a.k.a. the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) is the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.
The '''Man in the [[Pickle]] Suit''' (a.k.a. the '''[[Niggos|Black]] Man in the Pickle Suit'''<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie Chat 6]]</ref>) is the arch-nemesis of [[Chris]] whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.
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Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be '''Harold'''.<ref>[[Kacey Call 24]]</ref>
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== Origin ==
== Origin ==
{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
[[File:Pickle surprise.jpg|thumb|Suspect]]
[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as [[Blanca]] to troll CWC in early August [[2008]], using a fake [[MySpace]] page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a [[pickle]] costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.
[[Lordsillynipples]] is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as [[Blanca]] to troll CWC in early August [[2008]], using a fake [[MySpace]] page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a [[pickle]] costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.


{{quote|I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.|[[Chris]] on the Man in the Pickle Suit - [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview]]}}
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== The [[Michael Snyder|Jew]] in the Pickle Suit ==
== The [[Michael Snyder|Jew]] in the Pickle Suit ==
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.
This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued [[Emily]] from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied [[Robert Simmons V]] to his [[Church audio|visit]] to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Christian's church]], disguised as an average civilian.


==The Pickle Men today==
==Today==
[[File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|thumb|Shit just got real.]]


In [[October 2009]], the MiPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (allegedly.) To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.
In [[October 2009]], the MiPS established a [[YouTube]] account<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheNationofPickleMen#p/a/u/2/1cVdNCXTUB4]</ref> that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his [[Fuck Quest]], Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (allegedly.) To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.
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In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]]. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous [[Night Star]] sockpuppet of her [[NightStar2891_leaked_DMs| supposed private conversations]] with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that [[Chris and socialization|Chris was talking to himself all along.]]  This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.
In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]]. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous [[Night Star]] sockpuppet of her [[NightStar2891_leaked_DMs| supposed private conversations]] with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that [[Chris and socialization|Chris was talking to himself all along.]]  This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.


==Selected videos==
==Selected videos==
[[File:Ze_Pickleman.jpg|thumb|Shit just got real.]]
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 11 September 2008: [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 11th, 2008]] - Chris is first trolled by the Pickle Man.
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 21 October 2008: [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]] - Chris [[stress|crashes into slumber]] after the Pickle Man breaks up his relationship with [[Blanca]].
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".
* 17 March 2010: [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]] - Chris accuses [[Surfshack Tito]] of being a "pickle-suited [[Niggos|nigger]]".
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==

Revision as of 11:19, 26 August 2017

The Pickle Man tricked me again.
Christian Weston Chandler[1]
Pickle Man
Realpickle1.png
Information
Name Harold?
Gender Male
Race White
Black
Jew
Occupation Troll
File:DancingPickleMan.gif

The Man in the Pickle Suit (a.k.a. the Black Man in the Pickle Suit[2][3]) is the arch-nemesis of Chris whom he used to blame whenever he is tricked or conned.

Oddly, even though Chris turns basically everyone that annoys him into a villain in his comic, the Man in the Pickle Suit has been spared. The closest it got was when "Cly" fought Chris using a goddamn "pickle gun".[4]

Chris claims that the MiPS' name may be Harold.[5]

Origin

I don't know who that guy is and I don’t think I really would care to know.
Chris on the Man in the Pickle Suit - Christian Weston Chandler Interview
Suspect

Lordsillynipples is the one true creator of the Pickle Negro. After posing as Blanca to troll CWC in early August 2008, using a fake MySpace page, silly made Chris believe that Blanca was indeed a black transvestite in a pickle costume by suddenly revealing a new version of the MySpace. Ever since then, Chris has feared the pickle men.

The Jew in the Pickle Suit

This Pickle Man, at great personal risk, rescued Emily from the horrific date with Chris IRL. He also accompanied Robert Simmons V to his visit to Christian's church, disguised as an average civilian.

Today

In October 2009, the MiPS established a YouTube account[6] that suggested he had come out of retirement one last time to deal a final, crushing blow upon the manchild. Sadly, despite his promise that Chris would never complete his Fuck Quest, Chris ended up losing his virginity in 2012 (allegedly.) To date, the MiPS has yet to comment on this.


A Message to Chris Chan. From an old friend.
Stardate 23 April 2010
Made By I Am The Internet Pickle Man
TRUE and HONEST Sonichu Fan Videos

In August 7, 2017, the MiPS made a shocking return out of nowhere during the last days of the Doopie Saga. He obtained and leaked screencaps from the infamous Night Star sockpuppet of her supposed private conversations with Chris. He fooled absolutely no one and only helped confirm the fact that Chris was talking to himself all along. This proved that the MiPS might not be the pickle we deserve, but its definitely the pickle we need.

Selected videos

File:Ze Pickleman.jpg
Shit just got real.

Gallery

References

External links