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Revision as of 12:30, 21 August 2020
This page contains Chris's videos from December 2018.
Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara?
Chris says it's snowing, then grumbles at his mother for interrupting the video.
| Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter | 
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| Performance Style |  Rage  Comedy
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Shrek Retold |
next Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1 |
Description
| Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! For tomorrow, it melts, or I end up shoveling some of it. 😊
⚡️💙⚡️ |
Transcript
Hey, everybody. It's snowing here in 1218, Virginia. Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? There's a joke. Have a good day.
Address to FunkO's Cereal
In this video (awkwardly cut into two parts), Chris extols the virtues of "FunkO's", a brand of generic sugary cereal sold as a specialty item with the marketing gimmick of including a Funko toy figurine. He completely misses the point of this business strategy and suggests that the cereal should be sold in big-box stores without the toy so that he can buy more of it with his limited financial means.
Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1
| Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
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| Performance Style |  Reason
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Why did you interrupt my video, Barbara? |
next Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2 |
Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2
| Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 5 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter |
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 1 |
next Supportive message for Gracie |
Description
| Hey, @OriginalFunko, how about making the Funko’s Cereal available in all cereal aisles in random colours and a random figure Optionally available in the boxes, please? 😊 Your multigrain cereal is Really Good! I would buy a 20oz box, just for the cereal, at $4.99. |
Transcript
[Part 1]
Hey, everybody! Just wanted to offer a little voluntary... individ- opinion about [holds up FunkO's box to camera] Funko brand's FunkO's cereal! But just the cereal though, I mean, because having all the pictures and the figures in them is good and all, but the cereal is really good. I mean, various colors therein, but I mean, hey, Funko company, you know what you could do with the cereal? Actually put it in the grocery stores and in the cereal aisles of the Wal-Marts, the Targets, and everywhere, all the actual cereal aisle, instead of just making it a "specialty food item available only in certain places", you could make it available with, or without, the included toy! and actually put more of the cereal in the box, like you know, make it a family-size box of FunkO's! FunkO's!
Because that berry flavor is totally awesome, and it's a multi-grain cereal, so, it's definitely... a good part of a balanced breakfast. So anyway, hey Funko, let's get the act together, let's put your cereal in the act- in all the cereal aisles. Okay? And you could just put various... pictures on the front, like, or even just, just even, just Social Time Freddy, just on the front cover, enjoying the cereal, and just... put FunkO's on the top part. FunkO's! FunkO's! And this is a really good cereal. Let's have... cereal in the cereal aisles, mmkay?
I had other thoughts that are escaping me, but - oh, not only that, but you could also just, in the bowl, yac'put various, you could make it like, eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, rainbow from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a random color in each of them, so like, you know, in one... neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be orange!, anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... purple, youguyshavefunwidda-
[Part 2, picking up near the end of Part 1]
... eh, sections like, individual colors, just like, you know, rainbow from red to purple. From red to violet. Aaand, yac'put... all, uh, all of them in each box, just put a random color in each of them, so like, you know, in one, neutral type of FunkO's box, could be red, anurr one could be yellow, anurr one could be orange!, anurr one could be blue, anurr one could be... purple, youguyshavefunwiddat, 'cause the cereal is really good, so, Funko, let's get in on that, so then... I don't have to pay eight bucks for... this awesome cereal. Every time. [sets down cereal box] Pay like, four, five bucks for... bigger box of just the cereal, because... it really is good, and... at... two thumbs up. Okay? [holds up right thumb] Here's one, [holds up same thumb again] and here's another, because... my other thumb's holding the camera, hehe. Alright. Thank you, Funko company!
Supportive message for Gracie
Chris records a message for Gracie, after her father had tweeted:
| Hello my Twitter friends. This is my daughter Gracie whos getting Bullied and picked on at school. Being told shes Ugly and Fat and looks like a boy all the usual stuff. Can she get some love we've told her how Beautiful she is Love you Gracie❤❤❤ |
The father's tweet had been retweeted by Tara Strong, who said:
| Hello beautiful. Please tell her she’s awesome & bullies suck & I’m happy to send her a special voice recording & I 💜 her? |
Upon seeing Strong's tweet, Chris recorded his own message.
| Supportive message for Gracie | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 8 December 2018 |
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Address to FunkO's Cereal, Part 2 |
next Barb confirms she isn't dead |
Description
| Hi, Gracie. You are beautiful, and you certainly are not fat; those bullies can take their insults and Zap It Up theirs. Ignore them, and stay Awesome as you are, with Great Self-Esteem, girl. 😊 ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Transcript
Hi Gracie, this is Christine Chandler, giving you a little support. I hear you're being bullied. [brushes hair back] Don't let the bullies bother you. I mean, I've been there with you. I was bullied in my childhood too. I was bullied for being different, because of my... autism. But that's a whole different ting, and I didn't let that stop me, and I was cyberbullied since 2007. Think I'd let that stop me? Nope. Nothing's stopping me. I continued on. I created, and I worked. And you can do the same, just... you are beautiful, you are bright, and you definitely look very lovely, you look like a woman, yes you do. [deep breath] And when somebody tells you otherwise, you can tell them that I said, [points at camera] they can take their insults and [thrusts hand upward] zap it up theirs. But seriously though, just tell everybody, tell- report them to your authorities, your principal, whoever's nearby, an adult. Okay? Alright. Good luck, Gracie. Stay awesome. Zap to the extreme!
Barb confirms she isn't dead
On 14 December 2018, the troll who had been leaking videos from the Idea Guys saga on Chris's Twitter logged in again, this time to post:
| RIP Barbara Anne Weston Chandler 1941-2018 😇😇😇😭😭😭😢😢😢😢 |
About a minute later, the tweet was deleted by Chris. Three minutes after the tweet appeared, Chris uploaded this video as a rebuttal. He further claimed that he would increase his security measures to prevent being hacked again[1].
| Barb confirms she isn't dead. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 14 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter |  Rumors
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| Performance Style | Reason,  Tragedy
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| Saga |  Teen Troon Squad
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Supportive message for Gracie |
next Sylvia |
Description
| Does she look dead to you, damn Hacker! |
Transcript
Chris: Hey mom, say something.
Barb: My name is Barbara Chandler.
Chris: Are you dead right now?
Barb: No.
Chris: You're very much alive?
Barb: Yes
Chris: How strong do you feel?
Barb: Very strong.
Chris: Good, thank you.
Sylvia
| Sylvia | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 December 2018 |
| Performance Style | Reason
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Barb confirms she isn't dead |
next On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |
Description
| But, for a good Twitter Feed Topper for a while, here’s a little bit of Sylvia. 😸 |
Transcript
[Chris speaks in a baby voice as Sylvia leans on Chris's knee and licks herself and a high-pitched beep repeatedly sounds] Hello Sylvia, lookit you being so sweet, aww. [Unintelligible] because the big coincidence between-n dimensions... is you can start hanging out with me. You such a schweet, good little kitty. [Chris begins fondling Sylvia's head. She freezes.] Yesh you are. [Raising his voice to an alien-sounding tone] Yes you are, [Back to baby voice] so pretty, too. [Chris continues scratching, punctuated with incoherent cutesy noises. Sylvia wriggles her head. Chris switches to the alien tone.] I know you sho cute! [Chris brings the camera over to an aerial view of Sylvia and returns to the baby voice.] Aww. Thank you for being Your Schweetness. [Chris stops scratching and Sylvia contorts to look at him expectantly with a purr.]
On mah Treadmill, dawgs!
| On mah Treadmill, dawgs! | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 16 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter |  Power
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| Performance Style | Reason
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| Shirt |  The Manchild Meltdown
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Sylvia |
next Sylvia is playful |
Description
| On mah Treadmill, dawgs! ⚡️💙⚡️ |
Transcript
[Chris steps back from the camera and raises a finger. The camera waves around unsteadily through the video.] Hey errybody! Check it out. [Briefly flashes the medallion and tucks it back into his shirt.] Jus't'let you that it is me... I'm walkin'! [Chris activates his treadmill with a beep, clenches his fists in an attempt to assume a power stance and, moments later, the treadmill starts and he begins walking. The camera begins trembling. After a few seconds, he increases the speed.] I got [holds up four fingers] three miles an hour and countin', baby! Heh-heh! [Chris reaches for the camera to turn it off.]
Sylvia is playful
| 2018-12-19 Sylvia is playful as ever for her first Holiday Season! 😸 | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 19 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter | Cats |
| Performance Style | Reason
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous On mah Treadmill, dawgs! |
next Chris with Teen Troon Squad |
Description
| Sylvia is playful as ever for her first Holiday Season! 😸 |
Transcript
Sylvia chases her tail. Chris laughs. chris strokes her, she nips at his fingers and jumps about. He "boops" her nose.
Video of Chris at Lukas's House (leaked)
- Main article: Chris with Teen Troon Squad
Merry Gubmas!
- Main article: Merry Gubmas!
Chris lost Crystal (leaked)
- Main article: Chris lost Crystal
**Audio-Only furthering.
On New Years Eve, inspired by a video he saw, Chris tweeted:
| To All of you Bad Trolls and Cyberbullies:
“Y’all got a dakimakura for Christmas! Only one with Waifu-Chan will do!” Hump the year away, Bullies! (Inspired by @Fim_Keychi and @MLPSilverQuill’s vid; nothing against Firebrand (he is very cool, and not a troll) 😊 |
After the posting the video, Chris would post a disclaimer, fearing he may accidentally create an OC.
| A Minor Disclaimer: there is no existing individual named “Waifu-Chan”; I used the term to make the joke Neutral to all people who are Bad Trolls and Cyberbullies. Thank you. |
| **Audio-Only furthering. | |
| Search for video | YouTube, archive |
| Stardate | 31 December 2018 |
| Subject Matter |  Trolls  Music
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| Performance Style |  Smug  Crazy
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| Other |  Audio
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| OFFICIAL and HONEST CWC Videos | |
| previous Chris lost Crystal |
next Jackson Dalton Interview |
Description
| **Audio-Only furthering. |
Transcript
♪ Bum! Bum! Bum! Bum! Budumdumdum! Budum! ♪
♪ You've got a dakimakara for Christmaaas! ♪
♪ Only Waifu-Chan will dooo! ♪
♪ You've got a dakimakara for Christmaaas! ♪
♪ Only Waifu-Chan will dooo! ♪
Ha! take that you bad trolls
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