User:Superspongebobbros
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Americunt: This user is an Americunt and refuses to use unnecessary vowels. Uncle Sam would be proud! |
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JERK This user is a JERK and takes away all the girls. |
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STRAIGHT This user is STRAIGHT. The men like dykes and china while the women like pickles & balls. Unlike Chris, they don't mind da homos. |
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Observer This user is taking it Easy. They have followed Chris-Chan's movements, but hasn't contributed to the trolling efforts. |
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Misses Old Chris This user misses Chris's old shenanigans, and never wanted it to get this fucking depressing and batshit insane. |
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White This user is white and finds Chris's race relations embarrassing. |
Welcome to my user page!
I am Superspongebobbros: connoisseur of garbage (which is one reason I started following Chris in the first place) and master of pointless trivia. I make edits.
Things I have done
- Began rewriting the Sonichu (character) page.
- Added a plethora of new files.
- Transcribed a few of Chris's older tweets from September 2018.
- Redirected most of the redirects that linked to Sonichu and Rosechu's children instead of Robee Sonichu, Cera Rosechu, or Christine Rosechu.
- Made other, mostly minor edits.
Things I plan to do
- Work on some of the more recently made pages.
- Rewrite the article on Sonichu the Animated Series to be better.
- Transcribe some more of Chris's tweets from September 2018-ish.
- Work on the pages for other Sonichu characters.
- Rewrite 2020 Discord Mailbags to match the format of the original Mailbag page.
My history with Chris-Chan
I can't remember what was the first time I heard of Chris-Chan or Sonichu, but I was at least aware of Sonichu by 2016. However, in 2018 this would change. First, I was exposed to the world of Chris at large from the Know Your Meme page on Chris some time around 2018. Later, I watched Fredrick Knudsen's video on Chris, and even visited the Encyclopedia Dramatica page on Chris (I got an idea of their brand of humor when I saw that they put a picture of Chris's unclit on the page. I blocked out most other memories of that site.) Later on, by early 2019 I had a concept for a series of "repaints" of various 3D Sonic games with Sonichu replacing Sonic and Chris replacing Dr. Eggman, among other things (they never went anywhere). Eventually, I discovered the CWCki, and I never looked back since. I lurked on the site until 22 July 2020, when the CWCki performed its regular "open account creation to everyone for a brief moment." In the midst of all the spambots, I was one of the few TRUE and HONEST people who managed to create an account.
- Once I wrote a letter to Chris asking him to make an issue of Sonichu involving Pmurt and a character I liked. I never sent it since I realized that this made me look like a ween and that trying to have a normal conversation with Chris is impossible nowadays. It also contained questions for Chris, some of which I put in the "Questions for Chris" section below.
- Chris's coping mechanism of body swapping is just him crashing into slumber so hard he no-clips out of his own body and into someone else.
- It is highly unlikely that Chris legitimately got onto the honor roll when you consider that Chris inexplicably got high marks for essays (one example being his essay on JFK).
- Chris's art skills have gotten better since the 2000s, though that's only when comparing how he draws Electric Hedgehog Pokémon between then and now. He still sucks at drawing people.
- Megan was surprisingly a good fit for Chris since, like him, she also had an interest in drawing Pokémon as Sonic OCs.
- Chris predicted KonoSuba since both Sonichu and KonoSuba feature characters with names related to water that are slow-in-the-mind.
- The vandalization of the CWCipedia was arguably ween-driven, since it made no real attempt to mess with Chris other than "Chris hates pickles so let's spam the site with pickles," which even then is just the regular modus operandi of your average 4chan user.
- The only good thing about Sonichu #13 is the implication that Monika was turned into an Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.
- I am enough of a weeb to tell what art was traced in Fistofthesonichu.JPG. Both of the sources for Chris and Sonichu come from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Specifically, Chris's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro Kujo featured on the cover of volume 16 of the manga, while Sonichu's appearance was traced from an image of Jotaro's stand, Star Platinum, from the cover of volume 21.
- I am happy that the Mailbag has returned (kinda) and the questions Chris is given aren't just "CHRIS WY U NO LIKE GAYS/ASPERGERS/ASPERCHU"
- My favorite Chris video is CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!.
My Questions for Chris
Seeing that Chris is answering questions on Discord, I decided to list my questions for him here. This is because I don't want to go on the site since its leaders are furry pedoforks. If someone is willing to present one or more of these questions to Chris for the next Discord Q&A, I would really appreciate it.
- Is the Sonichu medallion that Blanca took the same as the original medallion, or was it modified or remade between 2000-2008?
- Has Chris watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure ever since he called out DIO, and if so, what are his thoughts on it?"
- Besides BNA, Cells at Work, and presumably The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, what other anime has Chris watched recently?
- What future plans does Chris have for storylines for the Sonichu comic after he finishes Sonichu #14 and 15? Will he resume Sonichu #16?
- What are Chris's thoughts on David Bowie and Beck? (Since Chris probably doesn't know who Beck is, tell him that his song "E-Pro" is in Rock Band 2, since Chris owns that.)
Other Cool Things
Sandbox for the articles based on Sonichu.
Quote of the Day
"I ran out of quotes help" - Me, 2020