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سقوط» 

فلم مستند جدید در رابطه به فاجعه ی سقوط دولت ج.ا
محصول سال  ۲۰۱۰

مسئله یی در بارۀ حضور من در ویدو کلیپ ها دوکتور ضمیر میهن پور 

 	ملا دروحانيت اوجومات نه په جلا تله كې

م۔ ا۔ كرگر


امــريــکـــا نــړۍ د تبــاهـــۍ پــر خــوا بيــايـــي 

د شيطان  امپراتوري  (The Evil Empire)

هدايت الله هدايت


د دوکتور زیار صاحب د څرگندونوپه باب یوه توضیحي لیکنه محمدمعصوم هوتک «مصالحۀ ملی: اندایشۀ سیاسی گذار از فرهنگ جنگ به فرهنگ صلح» فصل دوم فلسفۀ صلح بنیاد اندیشۀ سیاسی مصالحۀ ملی فقیر محمد ودان


د دوستانو دوستانه غبرګون: سمتي ذهنيواله د «يوې- کره ليکنۍ پښتو» غورځنګ مخه راډپولای نه شي! پوهاند دوکتور مجاور احمد زيار 

 	سالمرگ قهرمان ملی«!» احمدشاه مسعود «رح»!؟

و فلم مستند « در امتداد فاجعه ی سقوط » ز. دره وال 

 	گره های کور و فروبسته

کلاوه سر درگم بحران افغانستان عزیز آریانفر 

 	د شهادت کیسه

عبدالهادي هادي


زما د خپلواکۍ ورځ ! هدايت الله هدايت 

 	بجایی تجزیه یا تقسیم افغانستان

چرا پاکستان باید تجزیه نشود؟ سلیمان راوش


دخدای بخښلي ارواښاد امان الله سیلاب ساپی د ادبي اوفرهنګي شخصیت ارزونه انجنیر عبدالقادر مسعود 

 	په بل واکي کې دخپلواکي جشن نیول؟؟

امین بسمل چند حرفِ شُسته در حاشیۀ «چند حرفِ سُتره» سید حمید الله روغ 

 	په کابل کی د وطن ګوند دغړو دانسجام دلنډ مهاله  تشکیلاتو د اجراېیه کمیټی غونډه جوړه شوه
 	نشست مشورتی هیآت اجرائیه ی تشکیلات موقت

انسجام اعضای حزب وطن در خارج، دایر گردید


در پرسش از پدرام و رواج اندیشه داکتر و. خاکستر 

 	اسناد افشا‌‌ میکند

(تحلیل خبری) سرور یورش 

 	آماج جدید «طالبان»

نوشته «گرهاد شپوری» گزارشگر صدیق رهپو طرزی


ادامه سیاست «مصالحه ملی» در شرایط نو به بازنگری، غنامندی و انکشاف ضرورت دارد! انجنیر زلمی نصرت


دریڅه (شعر) ډاکټر حنیف بکتاش


کرزي صیب بیا لاپې شروع کړې بســــــــمل 

 	فیض علی بشرمل هم از میان ما رفت

پوهنیار بشیرمومن


قدرت های نوع ظهور جهان 

و بازهای بزگ بازیگرانی کوچک

خلیل الله عالم اکنون ضرور است تا: فلسفه وجودی پاکستان موجود مورد سوال قرار گیرد فقیر محمد ودان


فراخوان مختصر : بمناسبت چهاردهمین سالگروز حماسهء شهادت دکتور نجیب الله کبیر کمال


د ښاغلي مفتاح الدین ساپي ادبي 

او فرهنګي اثارو ته یوه کتنه

انجنیر عبدالقادر مسعود 

 	د افغانستان د ملي وحدت دولسی تحریک، دافغانستان ملي یو والی گوند او د افغانستان دملـــی گــوند  له خوا د یو ځای کیدو دپاره د انسجام د واکمن کمیسیون گډه اعلامیه

ټولټاکنې، دموکراسي او افغانستان دوکتور اصغرخیل منګل ( کابل ولایت څخه ولسي جرګې ته مستقل کاندید )


اسطوره در خدمت هویت و اقتدار سازی صدیق رهپور طرزی


د افغانستان اوسني حالت ته یوه هر اړخیزه کتنه عتیق پاڅون 

 	دیدگاه ها و مواضع سیاسی

تشکیلات موقت انسجام اعضای حزب وطن در مورد کنفرانس کابل‎ 

 	دګران افغانستان تجزیه ټوکه مه ګڼئ

بسمل


حکم ثانی با رزاق مامون داکتر خاکستر

! Amount ! Month ! Amount ! Month ! Amount ! Month ! Amount |- | February 2010 | $130.00 | July 2009 | $80.00 | December 2008 | $150.00 | May 2008 | $90.00 | October 2007 | $55.00 |- | January 2010 | $90.00 | June 2009 | $170.00 | November 2008 | $110.00 | April 2008 | $16.02 | September 2007 | $35.00 |- | December 2009 | $234.29 | May 2009 | $135.00 | October 2008 | $90.07 | March 2008 | $20.00 | August 2007 | $65.00 |- | November 2009 | $215.00 | April 2009 | $225.00 | September 2008 | $90.00 | February 2008 | $20.00 | July 2007 | $25.00 |- | October 2009 | $268.41 | March 2009 | $210.00 | August 2008 | $85.00 | January 2008 | $75.00 | June 2007 | $10.00 |- | September 2009 | $132.36 | February 2009 | $125.00 | July 2008 | $120.00 | December 2007 | $25.00 | May 2007 | $35.00 |- | August 2009 | $50.00 | January 2009 | $90.00 | June 2008 | $30.00 | November 2007 | $30.00 | April 2007 | $25.00 |}

Trophies

According to the PSN profile for Sonichu, as of 21 August 2010, Chris has 1117 trophies. Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.

The games where he had over 50% progress so far include:

Game Trophies Progress Comments
LittleBigPlanet 70 100% And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
inFamous 50 100% A man dressed in yellow that shoots electricity? Hmmmmm...
God of War III 36 100% All that blood and gore couldn't stop Chris from grabbing all the trophies and deity boobies.
God of War II 35 100% From the God of War Collection.
Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection 35 100% Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
Linger In Shadows 16 100% Apparently, a demoscene production. Not remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in Second Reality. In 1993.
Flower 14 100%
Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 1: The Penal Zone 13 100%
Wheel of Fortune 13 100% Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
Gunstar Heroes 12 100% Chris may have got 100% in Gunstar Heroes, but IRL he's a total zero.
Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 2: The Tomb of Sammun Mak 12 100%
Buzz! Junior: Monsters 11 100% "Junior" says it all.
Buzz! Junior: RoboJam 11 100%
Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 4: Beyond the Alley of the Dolls 11 100%
.detuned 10 100% Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod .kkrieger - not to even mention the largely .famous .the .product, dammit!
Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse - Episode 3: They Stole Max's Brain 10 100%
Mainichi Issho 7 100% A Japan-only release. Apparently just like Animal Crossing, only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
Frogger Returns 4 100% One hundred percen—! ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
Burnout Paradise 93 91% It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.[1]
Braid 11 89% A game about a man who alters time to rescue his sweetheart. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a stalker. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
ModNation Racers 46 82% A driving game that chris is terrible at. The levels that Chris have made so far are simply bad. In 500 online races Chris has only won 100; that shows Chris's skills.
God of War 33 82% Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
Heavy Rain 53 80%
The Price Is Right 11 76% Another real masterpiece of hi-def gaming
Sonic Unleashed 37 75% Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in Sonic 2006 (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has only 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
Brütal Legend 46 74% \m/ Britney Spears! \m/
Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode One 11 71%
Penny Arcade Adventures: OtRSPoD, Episode Two 11 71%
Noby Noby Boy 9 71%
NUMBLAST 10 71% NUMBLAST is a colorful Japanese puzzle game
Buzz!: Quiz TV 16 61% The first of the Buzz! games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's Quizzes for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
Watchmen 8 57%
UNO 10 52% Seriously?

Comparing to the list of games he owns, there was a bunch of them that he hadn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he had touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his BioShock trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over a couple of hours. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of BioShock will blow your mind.) In public, he also prominently featured games he never really played; the PS3 History Level shows many games that he touched only a few times (Mirror's Edge and BioShock, for example, currently sit at 11% and 9% respectively), and in the PS3 tutorial, Chris says he thinks PAIN is a "fun" game, yet he let it sit at 0%.

Hacking

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account was hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. BlueSpike, in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to break the first fundamental rule of cybersecurity and "share" his password in February 2009, which was later used as a wedge to control and torment Chris. That summer, Jack Thaddeus seized the account, resulting in the infamous eight minutes of console sex and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 February 2010, thanks to a certain nigger Hawaiian.

Fanboyism

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“ So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3. ”
Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is
“ And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever ”
Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in PS3 History Level speech bubbles
Son-Chu camped outside a Playstation Cave

Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the Hex Bawx.

Molestations and other PS3 damage

On 24 July 2009, a video of Chris humping his PS3 was leaked. It is generally believed that physically molesting electronics may often shorten their lifespan; hard drives and optical drives are particularly prone to breaking under such physical stress.

On 5 May 2010, Chris posted a video in which he bragged about removing a "bug" from his PS3, thanks to a white knight who tipped him off. While Chris did apparently understand that the component was actually the system's wireless networking antenna, he removed it anyway. It seems to have had no effect on his ability connect his PS3 to the internet, indicating that he either uses a wired ethernet connection or he realized how fucked he was and put it back in place. In any case, he voided his console's warranty... just as planned.

On 27 August 2010, Chris posted a solemn video where he explains how he inadvertently formatted his own PS3, erasing over 3 years of his life. Through repeated abuse (see above), Chris's PS3 was misbehaving, prompting him to contact Sony tech support. They apparently guided him through an attempt to fix corrupted files on the PS3's hard drive, but fortunately this did not go to plan and Chris was given a choice to reformat his drive, which he accepted.

In the video, Chris blamed a "misunderstanding" between him and the support representative as the reason why he ended up formatting his drive, but it's more likely that Chris wasn't even listening to the things the representative was saying, being more concerned with being able to use his life upgrade again as soon as possible. This dubious series of events was disputed by CWC experts, who suspect that Chris may not have been his TRUE and HONEST self. However, his PSN account activity suggested he had indeed deleted fucking everything.

Good night, sweet prince

Trivia: Chris still keeps VHS tapes in the clutter of his room

On 29 August 2010, trolls obtained The MovingFoward videos where Chris finally put the nail in his life upgrade's coffin by beating it up with an edging stone and then running it over with his car. In the third video, Chris claimed to have tested his PS3 and confirmed it no longer started up but still "went into standby mode". He then used some scissors to repeatedly stab the console's remains. Trolls also obtained photographs of the console in various states of destruction.

The next day, another video appeared wherein Chris took the crushed, stabbed, and disassembled parts of his PS3, laid them out in his driveway, and ran them over with his car yet again (repeatedly) for good measure.

It was revealed through a series of e-mails that Chris had destroyed his beloved Life Upgrade in an attempt to cash in on a troll reward. However, to the surprise of none, he didn't think through this idea more, destroying nearly $5000 dollars in his greed.

Other oddities

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.[2] He even does so in Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris's PS3 History Level: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

See also

Sauces

  1. ↑ Brutal Legend Plus
  2. ↑ Seen, for example, in Brutal Legend.

External links

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