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...out his life against his better judgment, usually to no benefit to himself and to the benefit of his [[trolls]]. While honesty may be the best policy, Chris has a poor grasp of what honesty is or when it's inappropriate to be "honest." Worse still, he seems to thin

...(officially '''Keep CWCs Wikipedia Up'''), [[Chris]] urges the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] fanbase to keep up his [[Wikipedia]] userpage after it was dele {{quote|I mean let's keep my Wikipedia page up and going strong because I have contributed a '''lot''' to society, a lot more

...tuation or in Internet drama,<ref>[[:File:Ghostbird_kiwistatus.png]]</ref> and was succeeded by Naught. This seems to have come when he got involved in a According to Owls, he had met [[MKRNightVee]] and Talia Nakara in the CWC Rebellion Discord server.

On 20 and 22 [[October 2021]], Chris sent a '''letter from jail''', responding to six .... However, the photo of page 2 leaves the addressees' names visible: Eliza and Katie.</ref>

...isms]] that refer to developmentally disabled, cognitively delayed, crazy, and/or generally unintelligent people (other than [[Christian Weston Chandler|C ...edibly ableist, and is just a childish euphemism. Three, there's a [[Chris and hypocrisy|delicious irony]] in Chris decrying students who are "slow in the

...es and makes further accusations over them. The WCT gives his explanations and apologizes, to which MKR continues to accuse him. WCT then promises to lear ...'re even here is because you're a whiny little bitch baby so do us a favor and shut the fuck up.}}

...Kate, PLEASE change your Vote. I had just dedicated TWO White Stripe Songs for you during a recent [[KCWC]] Lite Everything Lunch Hour. ...other's ideals either, but make him take a Second Look between ME and HIM, and make sure he thinks HEAVILY about it.

[[File:Nov2013profilepic.jpg|thumb|right|300px|New profile pic for November.]] * 4 November - Chris offers further rationalizations and recriminations concerning [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].

...ound of fan letters, uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 28 [[November 2009]] and answered on the same day. ...Jong Un|a future North Korean dictator}} asking about the Korean military, and serial killer {{w|John Wayne Gacy}} asking about [[sex toys]].

...is has outlined as being acceptable to release publicly as it's only right and just. I wrote a quick response letter with some simple questions for Chris to answer in the hopes that this would be the last letter I would rec

...expansion pack of Chris's custom [[TSSSF]] cards, featuring [[Night Star]] and other [[OC]]s inspired by the ''[[My Little Pony]]'' animated series. ...one-and-only Special Half-Unicorn/Half-Sonichu, Nightstar, and her friends and family from Equestria.

Below are the posts Chris wrote under pseudonym paintingatree between 23 May and 6 September 2013. Unfortunately, all of his posts from the old Forumer inca ===Re: DreamHost and a possible migration===

...Mailbag 57, while other messages were removed entirely. Both the original and the revised versions are presented here under separate headings. Dear Chris, I recently lost my job and I barely have any money to pay rent. It's hard to even find a decent job es

...and I Was a Man|Bonnie Tyler karaoke]].<ref>[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]</ref>}} |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]

''This is the article for the wiki about Chris. For more information about the wiki written by Chris, please see [[CWCipedia]]' ...it, even YOU. Seriously though, if you're reading this, you are qualified and should be editing (just read [[Help:A Quick Guide to CWCki|this]] first).

...lshit and gives a heartfelt speech about how Chris's lack of effort is bad for their relationship. Chris ignores this, worrying momentarily about [[Patti] ...itual purchases include lottery tickets, which he thinks is an investment (and not a form of gambling in reality). These things are important.

...go to an alleged High School reunion because the address he was given was for a [http://www.regionten.org/ Region Ten mental health facility]. ...low-in-the-mind]] "with a ''touch'' of ADHD" and nonchalantly steals lines for his most recent "heart-felt" speech from ''[[Family Guy]]''.

* 3 August - Chris begs for money again. * 5 August - Chris defends his begging and lashes out at the trolls.

This page contains DMs between Chris and the [[Watchmen|Watchman]] [[MKRNightVee]]. Chris's messages are in blue and MKR's in magenta.

...al Videobook''' is a series of videos made by [[Chris]], in which he reads and comments on [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]. He started uploading these videos ...full-blown stalker fantasy mode with Meg-Chan, and [[Naitsirhc]]? Well, as for Naitsirhc...

...for at this very moment, I’d wish I had done better at personally keeping and writing personal journals throughout my life, without interruption. 💎⚡ ...at all. Had I done better at journal keeping, you all would have more good and accurate information to work with. It’s my bad that’s not the matter in

...ery much all of the past Love Dolls I had ended up with internal injuries, and were disposed of in the same way. they each lasted at most 27 intercourses. ...over a range of topics. Also included is the '''Lars Call''' between Chris and Jackie's erstwhile boyfriend Lars.

...screenshot.jpg|thumb|250px|The Idea Guys manipulate Chris into apologizing for [[Pedofork|actions he did not commit]].]] ...iscussion the [[Guard Dogs]] were able to archive. It is also a foundation for the worst of their psychological manipulations of Chris. The chat log was l

...ristians, a [[white knight]], [[Ivy|a girl with an obsession with plants]] and an apparent Satanist. ...minded on the subject," discussing strap-ons with a young Christian girl, and giving a completely insane lesson on imaginary anatomy.

...on 29 [[November 2009]], '''Mailbag 7''' was the seventh batch of letters for [[Chris]] to answer/censor. ...like a Muslim boy's life being put in jeopardy by his love of [[Sonichu]], and some wacko promoting 2D love.

...ities with written English, such as with spelling and grammar, see [[Chris and English#Written language]].'' {{quote|I do believe it wouldn’t be published, not because of the [[Chris and art|art style]], but because of the story. I mean, no one wants to read thi

...s been completely forgotten. Chris makes a bold speech about cyber-bullies and online trolls, all about himself, naturally. ...ded up there by mistake (or in some of my cases, from deception, blackmail and spyware).

...nces, see [[Jail Saga]]. For Chris's general stance on incest, see [[Chris and sex#Incest|here]].'' {{Protip|Like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAYYY]]" and "[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]" before it, "BARBUSSY" has quickly become an over

...ust a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on how trolls ma ...his has been a key technique used by Chris's [[trolls]], his [[enablers]], and his [[mother]].

...use Fire as Well'''. A second part appeared on 8 August, in which [[Clover and Snoopy|one of the Chandler dogs]] can be heard barking in misery. ...Barb still haven't unpacked all their boxes since moving back home a year and a half ago.

...]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments are included and color-coded for reference. {{Quotebox|I have my own pouch of rocks; up to about 26 years old, this pouch and these rocks are. Including a bonus Smokey Quartz my Captain sent me. I had

...d Social Security]]. Chris also claims that his computer is being repaired and promises Jackie [[100 2278|a video of him "doing" twenty pull-ups]]. ...nt to [[church]], and it was a quiet day. And I watched the new Fox shows, and I uploaded the video, as you know. :) h<br/>

...re between the [[Father Call]] and [[The End For Real (Kacey call)|The End For Real]]. It was leaked by [[Bryan Bash]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 [[November 2009] ...alt as Solid and Liquid have a massive fight between who is the real Chris and who is more deserving of Kacey. All in all, Solid repeatedly showed her how

...s, e.g. [[William Elliott Waterman]] and Jessica Quinn, are colored in red and green respectively, while infrequent responders are colored in orange, yell ...owing me to earn hers as well, that something more sparking and staying on for the rest of our lives (together(?)). I'll recover very soon, but right now

...it could be used against him to steal the Sonichu copyright. Chris is lazy and, by default, ignores most trolling.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]<ref>http ...The Previous Chris"<br>"The Other Chris"<ref>[[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You]]</ref>

...o Chris. Little did Chris know that Julie had a [[Pickle|little surprise]] for him... ...the entire Mumble conversation. Needless to say, even they were disgusted and horrified at how far BlueSpike took it. Because of this, the following day,

...a''' (born [[1957]]), the father of his would-be [[sweetheart]] [[Kacey]], and a retired [[Wikipedia:United States Marine Corps|U.S. Marine]] who served i ...], as well as eating healthy by going to [[McDonald's]] only once per week and shoving [[Barbara Chandler|vegetables]] [[Homos|down his throat]].

...than [[Mumble 1]]. Questions from [[Clyde]] about [[sex]] in the [[comic]] and interesting tidbits about how Chris believes sex is the same as romance. Th * Audio cuts out for a minute before Chris says: "...HYMEN!" (You broke her hymen)

...or the booty call, I'm lookin' for the long run, the emotional attachments and everythaaang!|[[Chris]], talking like a [[niggo]].}} {{quote|I want [[Jackie]] and I want to be able to keep my [[video games]].|[[Chris]], torn between two l

:''For the song, see [[A-U-T-I-S-M]].'' ...86-BionicFlag.jpg|thumb|200px|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]] "conquering" autism (and "ATScI3") by confusing windmills with watermills.]]

...[[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]]. It was held on 5 [[February 2009]], and continued in [[Mumble 3.5]]. ...en and try to psychoanalyze each other. Clyde denigrates Chris's existence and questions in detail how he'll support Julie or even himself, casting seriou

...ybian|lesbian]] sex, the [[homos]] (with awesome raging from GeckoMantis), and an Oscar-winning performance by [[Sarah May]] (RIP). * Chris does his infamous [[Donald Duck impersonation]] for [[Julie]]

{{quote|<poem>Without [[Barbara Chandler|his mommy]]'s pride and kisses Without no [[Chris and remorse|guilt]] or consequence

...[[MKRNightVee]] (@MKR), [[Naught]] (@ภคยﻮђՇ), [[The WCT]], [[Val]] (@Val), and at least one user who had deleted their Discord account by the time of the ==Discussing Merch Distribution, The Loud House, and a Chris-Chan Dating Sim==

{{Dated|[[Prison communications]], and details about the [[Idea Guys]] in the Naivete section}} ...g "pride" from "arrogance", ignoring that "pride" can have both a positive and negative connotation.<ref>[[:File:JailArt17.jpg]]</ref>}}

...e called Colin. Given that all three characters supposedly knew Catherine (and corroborative details were thus necessary) they almost certainly worked in ...anges had finished, and detail Chris's reaction to the relationship ending and his fury at Renee refusing to be his girlfriend now that Catherine is out o

...|left|[[CWCki]]'s [[United States of America|American]] readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]] ...bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickle|Pickled]] Edition''), and some are outright embarrassing (''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treas

...he user feels like it. The user can select a single answer for themselves, and multiple answers that he or she would be okay with potential matches pickin ...lyde Cash]] we have obtained archives of many of Chris's answers submitted for his second OkCupid profile in 2009. As is the norm with Chris, the answers

Chris's posts are in blue and the Watchmen's in various colors. ...was a "necessary evil" who did spur Chris into doing something productive, and that he would allow anyone wanting to do business with Chris as long as the

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