To Clyde Gregg

To Clyde Gregg are a series of videos in which Christian Weston Chandler attempts to blackmail Clyde Cash by threatening to post a video he has of Clyde (which is unlikely) by making him post a video showing his true face and tell him that he'll stop trolling Chris and his friends (which he has none).

Throughout this video, he constantly censors himself, which is pointless, since he's cussed plenty of times. The song playing in the background is "The Final Countdown" by the Swedish rock band Europe.

Incidentally, Chris is wearing the same blue-green striped polo shirt with red long sleeve shirt underneath since he his second video declaring his love for Kacey on October 25th. Chances are he's showing off this new outfit for her, which has not been seen in any videos until recently. Given his propensity to sweat profusely and his tendency to avoid showering, he likely smells like a rotting animal by now. In the For Chris No 2 video he appears particularly haggard and disheveled, his hair sticks up at odd angles, and his receding hairline is becoming increasingly visible and obvious.

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Ahh. This -- to Mr. Clyde Clash, Gregg Mays, or as I may well call you: Clyde Gregg Cash-Mays. Or even Clyde Mays or Gregg Cash. Anyway this message is for you [holds gun remote control to head, "The Final Countdown" by Europe begins playing]. I have something of major importance that I think you would not like shared upon the Internet. [sings] Ooh, the itsy-bitsy friendly neighborhood spider went up the water spout.

Yeah. So if you do not want me to share that video with anybody, in video or even just a better picture form, here is my, here is my demand: I demand you make a tell-all video of where you tell us who you really are, your real name and where you actually live. Show us your driver's license, any I you may even censor your customer number that's on, that would be presented on there. And tell us any other information about yourself that of, is of importance. And I want a promise: a promise, hands facing the camera like this: [holds sweaty manchild hands in front of camera, fingers outstretched] that you will stop and never ever again bother me, Christian Weston Chandler or my family, friends, and acquaintances. And, with that, never bother me, my friends, my family, as well as my acquaintances.

But important, anyway here's the deal. Do the video with ALL THAT. Tell tell us about tell us about the truth about yourself and show us your real face. And make thee promises. Hand to God. Make the promises. And I will delete all traces of that picture and the video from my hard drives. Otherwise if you do not respond by the deadline which I will be giving to you in just a moment or that you deny may be the thing you say you will not do it, THEN I will be sharing that video with the picture in it on a secondary YouTube account.

I know you, you're just a pussy... you're just a pussy. You're just a dang lowlife. You do not deserve to live you mother-BEEPer. You hide behind your mother's skirt. You just you just call just call your own BEEPin' sanctuary your the basement of which you dwell in. You damn dirty BEEP jerk troll. [sighs] Anyway, here is the deadline. Tuesday, October 27th, 11:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. If I do not hear by hear from you by then, or... if I do not hear from you by then or if you tell me you will not do it then, it's share time. Otherwise, if you do the video as such, I promise, hand to God, and hand on the Bible [places hand on Bible] that I will delete all traces of the picture and video from my hard drives.

I'll leave you with that. Aside from the first warning in the email which you may not have read because I have got word that you may not check your email on a daiwy basis, this is your final warning. [makes emphatic hand gesture with upturned fingers] And all and we will know soon enough by 11:30 tomorrow night. I bid you good day, and to everybody else who is true and loyal and honest, peace to y'all and stay safe. Thank you.

Another One for Clyde Gregg

After Gregg Mays uploaded a response, Chris made a sudden unprecedented move in responding.

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Mmm. Just a follow-up here for Clyde Cash or Gregg Mays, as he is also known as. I have uh, just been informed... by my... noticable person... that all the trolls are more loyal to Jack Thaddeus than you. So you -- so you really are nothing more than a lowlife. So you will do as I ask and do your all -- your tell all video with the promise, and continue on with the promise, or I will release that photograph. Live in peace, or in distress. Make your choice. [gets close to camera, makes dramatic hand gesture] At least the other choice is not TO DIE.

10272009 For Chris No 2

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[Starts a song before speaking. Glares at the camera]

Well. Mr. Mr. Chris. We talk again. I tell you what, I've heard you've been bothering Kasey. I tell ya, [Crosses arms] not cool, dude. Not cool. It's one thing to break your promise to her, but when you go pestering her like you have been doing lately, [points] yeah, you cross the line. [points again] So, you best STOP what you're doing! Because, believe me, you don't want to make me very angry and, believe me, I'm on the VERGE of such.

So, there. You just back off. Just back off, man. [Claw motion. Sighs]

[stands awkwardly for a quite awhile]

Back off. Back away from Kacey. Leave her alone. Besides, she's told you how she feels about me. Let her go, dude. Leave her alone.

[switches sides]

I'll leave you with that, for now.

[Peace sign]